Player862150032
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Commander
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Inventors' Fair
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.
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, , Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
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, , Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Legendary Land
Urza's Saga
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — This Saga gains ": Add ."
II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
I — This Saga gains ": Add ."
II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land Enchantment - Saga Urza's
definitely better then joel's lands
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Mystic Remora
Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays .
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays .
Enchantment
Draw more than Joel can
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exile joel's creatures
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get rhystic study
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make sure cards stay in joel's hand
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make sure Joel doesn't play squat
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Teferi's Protection
Until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. All permanents you control phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. They phase in before you untap during your untap step.)
Exile Teferi's Protection.
Exile Teferi's Protection.
Instant
Protection
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Gemstone Caverns
If this card is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand.
: Add . If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
: Add . If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
Legendary Land
ramp faster then Joel can (which is almost impossible)
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Removal
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Untap
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Description
{"ops":[{"insert":"\tHave you ever sat down for a game of commander with your new precons thinking it was gonna be a great game, until someone brings in a cEDH deck only to wipe the floor with you? This deck (believe it or not) is a solution to that problem, it is filled to the brim with counter spells, removal, and heavy ramp(to keep up with their's). There is absolutely no stax or hate in the deck, so instead of in slaving the table you can enslave just one person so that they can't play mtg with the rest of the table, while you can't stop laughing.\nIn our play group, one guy in particular(Joel) has accidentally created decks a lap ahead of the rest, this is what sparked the idea for this deck. Since there is(almost) no wincon in the deck it should be pretty blatant that this deck is only meant to save the everyone else and never stop trolling someone. In case you were wondering why there was so many special printings, it's because it gives something interesting for you to look at while you play. If you are going to play this deck it is advised that you proxy it instead of purchasing every card.\n"}]}