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Commander

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Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
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: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (ulst) 10

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Artifact

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Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (pal04) 14
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Rod of Spanking
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: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Souvenir T-Shirt
Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As this Equipment enters, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Souvenir T-Shirt (unf) 192

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Burn

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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76

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Copy

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Trigger Happy
Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
Instant
Trigger Happy (unf) 125

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Creature

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Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
Blufferfish
: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Fish
Blufferfish (unf) 325
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Clambassadors
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clambassadors (ugl) 18
Clocknapper
When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
Creature - Human Spy
Clocknapper (ulst) 14
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Garbage Elemental
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
This creature can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82a
Goblin Bowling Team
If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bowling Team (ugl) 44
Goblin Mime
When you speak, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime (unh) 78
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
It That Gets Left Hanging
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Elemental Horror
It That Gets Left Hanging (ust) 89
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ulst) 59
Orcish Paratroopers
When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Orcish Paratroopers (unh) 83
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Party Crasher
Haste
You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Party Crasher (ust) 92
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Six-y Beast
As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.
Creature - Beast
Six-y Beast (und) 56
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130

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Draw

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My First Tome
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: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125

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Enchantment

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Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Enchant creature
This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature (unh) 73
Sorry
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.
Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Sorry (ugl) 27

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Finisher

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Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41

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Instant

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Framed!
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Instant
Framed! (unh) 33
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40

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Land

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Island
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Basic Land - Island
Island (one) 268
Mountain
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: Add
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Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (one) 270

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Lifegain

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Staff of the Letter Magus
As this artifact enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
Artifact
Staff of the Letter Magus (ust) 159

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Ramp

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76

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Removal

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Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 327
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Deal Damage
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Deal Damage (unh) 74
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 331
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
Fowl Play
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchantment - Aura
Fowl Play (ugl) 24
Jalum Grifter
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: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Spell Counter
Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Spell Counter (unh) 46
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (und) 59
Ticking Mime Bomb
When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
Creature Artifact - Mime Clown Robot
Ticking Mime Bomb (unf) 124
Well Done
Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
Sorcery
Well Done (unf) 128

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Sorcery

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Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
Sorcery
Phone a Friend (unf) 341

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Tokens

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Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (plst) UNF-186

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Tutor

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Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53

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