smelly poopoo morty deck • (Golgari Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Atlas, Sizable Stooge

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Whenever Atlas attacks or blocks, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

Legendary Creature - Human Villain

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Commander

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Counters

Qty: 4 Price: $6.02

Blowfly Infestation

Whenever a creature dies, if it had a -1/-1 counter on it, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Enchantment

$0.59 $0.30 $0.15

Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons

Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric

$0.59 $0.30 $0.15

Obelisk Spider

Reach
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Spider

$4.49 $4.56 $3.28

Soul Snuffers

When this creature enters, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.

Creature - Elemental Shaman

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Counters

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Drain

Qty: 4 Price: $6.86

Hooded Blightfang

Deathtouch
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals damage to a planeswalker, destroy that planeswalker.

Creature - Snake

$1.79 $1.08 $0.71

Plague Belcher

Menace
When this creature enters, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you control.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie

$0.79 $0.37 $0.15

Poison-Tip Archer

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Elf Archer

$1.79 $1.52 $0.93

Zulaport Cutthroat

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Rogue Ally

$2.49 $1.33 $1.00

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 9 Price: $53.41

Grim Haruspex

Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.

Creature - Human Wizard

$3.99 $2.83 $1.56

Massacre Girl, Known Killer

Menace
Creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$1.49 $0.59 $0.34

Moldervine Reclamation

Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.34 $0.15

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.49 $0.38 $0.16

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$4.99 $1.72 $2.22

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$7.99 $5.19 $4.74

Tallyman of Nurgle

Lifelink
The Seven-fold Chant — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. If seven or more creatures died this turn, instead you draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

Creature - Warrior Astartes

$0.69 $0.40 $0.22

Village Rites

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$2.79 $1.32 $0.75

Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Protection from Humans
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.

, Discard a card: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric

$29.99 $28.31 $27.36

Draw

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Infect

Qty: 4 Price: $17.32

Fynn, the Fangbearer

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Legendary Creature - Human Warrior

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Glistening Oil

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has infect.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Enchantment - Aura

$11.99 $12.91 $7.43

Necrogen Rotpriest

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
Whenever a creature you control with toxic deals combat damage to a player, that player gets an additional poison counter.

: Target creature you control with toxic gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature - Cleric Zombie Phyrexian

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Venerated Rotpriest

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, target opponent gets a poison counter.

Creature - Druid Phyrexian

$4.49 $3.90 $2.60

Infect

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Land

Qty: 32 (33 w/ MDFC)Price: $73.24

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $1.43 $1.21

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.25 $0.18

Darkbore Pathway

: Add

Land

Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway (khm) 254

$8.99 $6.45 $6.18

Forest

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: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$0.49 $---- $----

Golgari Rot Farm

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Ifnir Deadlands

: Add

, Pay 1 life: Add

, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land - Desert

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Karn's Bastion

: Add

: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land

$4.99 $2.73 $2.40

Llanowar Wastes

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$1.79 $1.08 $0.78

Necroblossom Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.99 $0.46 $0.15

Nesting Grounds

: Add

: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto a second target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Oran-Rief, the Vastwood

This land enters tapped.

: Add

: Put a +1/+1 counter on each green creature that entered this turn.

Land

$0.69 $0.38 $0.20

Overgrown Tomb

(

: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Forest

$9.99 $---- $----

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$2.49 $---- $----

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $---- $----

Tainted Wood

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$0.79 $0.38 $0.29

Takenuma, Abandoned Mire

: Add

.
Channel —

, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs

less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Legendary Land

$17.99 $10.49 $10.42

Temple of Malady

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.36 $0.15

Undergrowth Stadium

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$9.49 $5.58 $5.19

Woodland Cemetery

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.

: Add

Land

$1.79 $1.12 $0.77

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 2 Price: $1.78

Gifted Aetherborn

Deathtouch, lifelink

Creature - Vampire Aetherborn

$0.79 $0.36 $0.22

Nighthawk Scavenger

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.

Creature - Vampire Rogue

$0.99 $0.59 $0.26

Lifegain

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Proliferate

Qty: 5 Price: $31.85

Bloated Contaminator

Trample
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature - Beast Phyrexian

$3.99 $3.12 $2.65

Contagion Clasp

When this artifact enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Artifact

$0.39 $0.36 $0.15

Contagion Engine

When this artifact enters, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player controls.

: Proliferate twice. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there. Then do it again.)

Artifact

$15.99 $13.91 $13.12

Evolution Sage

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature - Elf Druid

$4.99 $3.19 $1.82

Staff of Compleation

, Pay 1 life: Destroy target permanent you own.

, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color.

, Pay 3 life: Proliferate.

, Pay 4 life: Draw a card.

: Untap this artifact.

Artifact

$6.49 $3.99 $3.07

Proliferate

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Protection

Qty: 5 Price: $49.75

Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

$17.99 $16.76 $13.36

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $4.07 $4.05

Malakir Rebirth

Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire (znr) 111

$19.99 $13.29 $12.50

Tamiyo's Safekeeping

Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$4.99 $2.29 $2.25

Undying Malice

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$0.79 $0.40 $0.25

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 11 Price: $43.49

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.48 $0.39

Ashnod's Altar

Sacrifice a creature: Add

Artifact

$19.99 $16.66 $14.84

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.41 $0.39

Golgari Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.34 $0.25

Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery - Arcane

$3.49 $1.78 $1.30

Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$4.49 $2.22 $2.18

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.41 $0.37

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Shaman Snake

$0.79 $0.47 $0.26

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.35 $1.30

Talisman of Resilience

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.47 $0.29

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$7.49 $5.54 $5.00

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 6 Price: $15.50

Eternal Witness

When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Shaman

$2.49 $2.18 $1.04

Living Death

Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

$7.99 $6.33 $5.14

Meren of Clan Nel Toth

Whenever another creature you control dies, you get an experience counter.
At the beginning of your end step, choose target creature card in your graveyard. If that card's mana value is less than or equal to the number of experience counters you have, return it to the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Legendary Creature - Human Shaman

$3.49 $2.39 $1.70

Necroskitter

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Creature - Elemental

$0.69 $0.35 $0.18

Nurgle's Conscription

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.

Instant

$0.49 $0.48 $0.26

Reassembling Skeleton

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 13 Price: $49.73

Archfiend of Ifnir

Flying
Whenever you cycle or discard another card, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature your opponents control.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature - Demon

$0.79 $0.36 $0.18

Assassin's Trophy

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

$1.99 $1.17 $0.97

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

$1.49 $0.64 $0.63

Bile Blight

Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get -3/-3 until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Black Sun's Zenith

Put X -1/-1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.37 $0.20

Blight Grenade

Destroy target creature.
All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.39 $0.37

Cankerbloom

, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature - Fungus Phyrexian

$0.59 $0.58 $0.15

Crumbling Ashes

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target creature with a -1/-1 counter on it.

Enchantment

$21.99 $26.52 $19.65

Decree of Pain

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.40 $0.16

Phyrexian Obliterator

Trample
Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents of their choice.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$11.99 $9.46 $6.68

Tear Asunder

Kicker

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell.)
Exile target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, exile target nonland permanent instead.

Instant

$0.69 $0.62 $0.15

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery

$6.99 $5.11 $4.50

Vraska's Fall

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice and gets a poison counter.

Instant

$0.99 $0.32 $0.15

Removal

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Tokens

Qty: 4 Price: $16.96

Flourishing Defenses

Whenever a -1/-1 counter is put on a creature, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Enchantment

$1.49 $0.51 $0.15

Nest of Scarabs

Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.

Enchantment

$6.49 $5.06 $3.11

Nurgle's Rot

Enchant creature an opponent controls
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to its owner's hand and you create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

Enchantment - Aura

$6.99 $6.05 $3.86

Ophiomancer

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.

Creature - Human Shaman

$1.99 $1.18 $0.95

Tokens

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $366.26

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Avg Mana Value: 2.85Total Mana Value: 194.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.85Total Mana Value: 194.00

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