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Commander

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Arzakon
+2: Arzakon deals 3 damage to any other target.
−3: Create a Black Lotus token. (It's a
artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add three mana of any one color.")
−7: Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
Arzakon can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Arzakon
Arzakon (mbc) 33

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Artifact

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Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Blue Ribbon
When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Blue Ribbon (unf) 184
Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82

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Creature

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A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 87
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
Creature - The Biggest Baddest Nastiest
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 28
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Creature Scariest Ever See You'll
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 29
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Elvish Impersonators
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
Creature - Elves
Elvish Impersonators (und) 62
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 39
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs
less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
Creature - Beast Demon Grandchild
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. (und) 40
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Old Fogey
Phasing, cumulative upkeep
, echo
, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Summon - Dinosaur
Old Fogey (und) 67
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
,
, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Clown
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 176
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Ticking Mime Bomb
When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
Creature Artifact - Mime Clown Robot
Ticking Mime Bomb (unf) 124
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130

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Draw

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (ulst) 13
Loose Lips
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Loose Lips (unh) 36
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Rings a Bell
As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.
Enchantment
Rings a Bell (und) 27
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Creature - Insect Alien
Spelling Bee (unf) 155

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Enchantment

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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Ow
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Enchantment
Ow (ugl) 36
Psychic Network
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
Enchantment
Psychic Network (ugl) 26
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (und) 13
Surprise Party
When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Enchantment
Surprise Party (unf) 29

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Land

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Blood Crypt
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Mountain
Blood Crypt (unf) 279
Breeding Pool
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Forest
Breeding Pool (unf) 286
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (ugl) 88
Godless Shrine
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Swamp
Godless Shrine (unf) 282
Hallowed Fountain
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Island
Hallowed Fountain (unf) 277
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (ugl) 85
Mountain
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: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (ugl) 87
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198
Overgrown Tomb
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Forest
Overgrown Tomb (unf) 284
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (ugl) 84
R&D's Secret Lair
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Legendary Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135
Sacred Foundry
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Mountain
Sacred Foundry (unf) 285
Steam Vents
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Mountain
Steam Vents (unf) 283
Stomping Ground
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Mountain Forest
Stomping Ground (unf) 280
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (ugl) 86
Temple Garden
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Forest
Temple Garden (unf) 281
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199
Watery Grave
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Swamp
Watery Grave (unf) 278

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Lifegain

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1

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Planeswalker

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Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

Planeswalker

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Ramp

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Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124

Ramp

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Removal

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AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Bag Check
Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
Instant
Bag Check (unf) 36
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Omniclown Colossus
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs
less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm (unf) 116
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (unh) 67
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

Removal

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Sorcery

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Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ust) 128
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Photo Op
Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.
Sorcery
Photo Op (unf) 83
Pie-Eating Contest
As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Sorcery
Pie-Eating Contest (unf) 151
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ust) 80

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Tokens

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D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
D00-DL, Caricaturist (unf) 187
Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (und) 85

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Tutor

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23

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Deck Info

Deck stats

13 pips - 12 cards
20 mana - 15 cards
21 pips - 13 cards
20 mana - 15 cards
30 pips - 12 cards
20 mana - 15 cards
18 pips - 11 cards
20 mana - 15 cards
17 pips - 13 cards
20 mana - 15 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
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