It’s blorpin time • (Simic Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Legendary Creature - Advisor Alien Guest

$0.49 $0.41 $0.26

Commander

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Artifact

Qty: 5 Price: $16.55

Aeon Engine

This artifact enters tapped.

, Exile this artifact: Reverse the game's turn order. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise.)

Artifact

$0.79 $1.02 $0.15

Conjurer's Closet

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Artifact

$5.49 $4.92 $3.79

Mirror of Life Trapping

Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Panharmonicon

If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Artifact

$8.49 $6.57 $5.53

Voyager Staff

, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target creature. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.35 $0.29

Artifact

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Creature

Qty: 39 Price: $30.67

_____-o-saurus

Trample
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature - Dinosaur Alien

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Acidic Slime

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Creature - Ooze

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Avenger of Zendikar

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.

Creature - Elemental

$0.99 $1.00 $0.40

Baaallerina

Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Creature - Sheep Performer

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Bioluminary

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Merfolk Performer

$---- $---- $----

Bronze Walrus

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact - Walrus

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Champion of Lambholt

Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block creatures you control.
Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature - Human Warrior

$4.49 $4.11 $2.81

Chicken Troupe

Ward

(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays

.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Bird Performer

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Circuit Mender

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

Creature Artifact - Insect

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Clandestine Chameleon

When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.

Creature - Lizard Guest

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Coiling Oracle

When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

Creature - Elf Druid Snake

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Croakid Amphibonaut

This creature has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature - Frog Guest

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Elvish Visionary

When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Eternal Witness

When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Shaman

$2.49 $2.31 $1.30

Farhaven Elf

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.35 $0.22 $0.16

Frost Titan

Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays

.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature - Giant

$0.99 $0.77 $0.36

Glitterflitter

Flying
When Glitterflitter enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Faerie Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Grabby Tabby

This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature - Cat Guest

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature - Rogue Cat

$0.39 $0.23 $0.15

Lineprancers

When Lineprancers enters, you get

, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.

: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.

Creature - Centaur Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Llanowar Visionary

When this creature enters, draw a card.

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Man-o'-War

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature - Jellyfish

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Meteor Golem

When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Mulldrifter

Flying
When this creature enters, draw two cards.
Evoke

(You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature - Elemental

$0.69 $0.35 $0.26

Prize Wall

Defender

: You get

: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Quandrix Cultivator

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature - Druid Turtle

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Reclamation Sage

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature - Elf Shaman

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Shaman Snake

$0.99 $0.60 $0.26

Stiltstrider

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Rhino Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Terastodon

When this creature enters, you may destroy up to three target noncreature permanents. For each permanent put into a graveyard this way, its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Creature - Elephant

$0.59 $0.39 $0.25

Thragtusk

When this creature enters, you gain 5 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Creature - Beast

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Ticketomaton

When Ticketomaton enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact - Robot

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Timeless Witness

When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Eternalize

(

, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Human Shaman with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Human Shaman

$0.69 $0.36 $0.15

Wall of Blossoms

Defender
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Wicker Picker

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker

. (You may pay an additional

as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get

, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Creature Artifact - Scarecrow Guest

$---- $---- $----

Wizards of the _____

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature - Human Wizard Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Wood Elves

When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature - Elf Scout

$0.35 $0.46 $0.26

Woodfall Primus

Trample
When this creature enters, destroy target noncreature permanent.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Creature - Shaman Treefolk

$0.99 $0.41 $0.36

Woodland Bellower

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature - Beast

$7.99 $4.74 $4.15

Creature

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Enchantment

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Done for the Day

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get

or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Enchantment

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Instant

Qty: 10 Price: $17.66

Displace

Exile up to two target creatures you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Instant

$2.79 $4.57 $1.08

Essence Flux

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$2.49 $1.31 $1.26

Ghostly Flicker

Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.

Instant

$2.99 $1.61 $1.56

Illusionist's Stratagem

Exile up to two target creatures you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
Draw a card.

Instant

$0.35 $0.40 $0.15

Planar Incision

Exile target artifact or creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$0.79 $0.36 $0.20

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$4.49 $2.75 $2.15

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Instant

$1.99 $4.13 $0.92

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Instant

$0.59 $0.44 $0.21

Return to Nature

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile target card from a graveyard.

Instant

$0.39 $0.20 $0.15

Teferi's Time Twist

Exile target permanent you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. If it enters as a creature, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$0.79 $0.34 $0.15

Instant

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Land

Qty: 33 Price: $17.29

Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$1.79 $1.35 $0.88

Evolving Wilds

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$0.49 $0.33 $0.26

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.41 $0.20

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Terramorphic Expanse

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Vineglimmer Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Island card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Land

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Sorcery

Qty: 6 Price: $7.47

Command Performance

Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get

.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.99 $0.55 $0.38

Fabricate

Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$---- $---- $----

Finishing Move

You get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery - Arcane

$2.99 $2.66 $1.87

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.79 $0.97 $0.56

Sorcery

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Deck size: 95Est cost: $90.48

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Avg Mana Value: 3.50Total Mana Value: 217.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.50Total Mana Value: 217.00

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