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anti attack

Qty: 4 Price: $1500.96

Caverns of Despair

No more than two creatures can attack each combat.
No more than two creatures can block each combat.

World Enchantment

$89.99 $112.18 $78.13

Magus of the Moat

Creatures without flying can't attack.

Creature - Human Wizard

$9.49 $7.41 $5.73

Moat

Creatures without flying can't attack.

Enchantment

$1399.99 $926.95 $900.24

Teferi's Moat

As this enchantment enters, choose a color.
Creatures of the chosen color without flying can't attack you.

Enchantment

$1.49 $1.73 $0.56

anti attack

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anti landfall

Qty: 1 Price: $8.99

Zo-Zu the Punisher

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior

$8.99 $8.68 $3.54

anti landfall

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anti manu

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Hallow

Prevent all damage target spell would deal this turn. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.

Instant

$0.69 $0.43 $0.15

anti manu

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anti tutor

Qty: 7 Price: $41.93

Ashiok, Dream Render

Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause their controller to search their library.
−1: Target player mills four cards. Then exile each opponent's graveyard.

Legendary Planeswalker - Ashiok

$1.79 $1.34 $0.36

Aven Mindcensor

Flash
Flying
If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.

Creature - Wizard Bird

$0.99 $1.69 $0.51

Leonin Arbiter

Players can't search libraries. Any player may pay

for that player to ignore this effect until end of turn.

Creature - Cleric Cat

$0.69 $0.47 $0.34

Mindlock Orb

Players can't search libraries.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.48 $0.42

Ob Nixilis, Unshackled

Flying, trample
Whenever an opponent searches their library, that player sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 10 life.
Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Ob Nixilis.

Legendary Creature - Demon

$3.99 $4.45 $3.23

Opposition Agent

Flash
You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries.
While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.

Creature - Human Rogue

$24.99 $19.26 $18.75

Stranglehold

Your opponents can't search libraries.
If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead.

Enchantment

$8.99 $7.03 $6.56

anti tutor

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bon vieux stax

Qty: 7 Price: $96.93

Mana Web

Whenever a land an opponent controls is tapped for mana, tap all lands that player controls that could produce any type of mana that land could produce.

Artifact

$19.99 $18.07 $10.55

Noetic Scales

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, return to its owner's hand each creature that player controls with power greater than the number of cards in their hand.

Artifact

$13.99 $11.84 $7.61

Smoke

Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.

Enchantment

$7.49 $8.41 $5.86

Smokestack

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.

Artifact

$5.99 $5.01 $3.54

Spreading Plague

Whenever a creature enters, destroy all other creatures that share a color with it. They can't be regenerated.

Enchantment

$12.99 $12.00 $8.12

Tainted Aether

Whenever a creature enters, its controller sacrifices a creature or land of their choice.

Enchantment

$8.49 $8.33 $5.46

Ward of Bones

Each opponent who controls more creatures than you can't cast creature spells. The same is true for artifacts and enchantments.
Each opponent who controls more lands than you can't play lands.

Artifact

$27.99 $28.50 $24.38

bon vieux stax

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Burn

Qty: 3 Price: $29.47

Ingris Stingerquill

Flying
Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

: Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Then creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Elder Sphinx

$11.99 $9.56 $9.74

Price of Knowledge

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Enchantment

$5.49 $2.13 $1.56

Throne of the God-Pharaoh

At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.

Legendary Artifact

$11.99 $7.06 $5.51

Burn

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commandant potentiel

Qty: 3 Price: $7.48

Balefang the Unslayable

Flying, trample, protection from Angels and from Archons
Players can't gain life.
When Balefang enters, target opponent creates a tapped Baneslayer Angel token. The token is goaded for the rest of the game. (It's a

5/5 Angel creature with flying, first strike, lifelink, and protection from Demons and from Dragons.)

Legendary Creature - Demon Dragon

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Jasmine Boreal of the Seven

: Add

. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells with no abilities.
Creatures you control with no abilities can't be blocked by creatures with abilities.

Legendary Creature - Human Druid

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Molecule Man

Nonland cards in your hand have miracle

. (You may cast a card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Legendary Creature - Human Villain

$6.99 $4.38 $3.95

commandant potentiel

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Discard

Qty: 3 Price: $24.69

Cloak of Confusion

Enchant creature you control
Whenever enchanted creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may have it assign no combat damage this turn. If you do, defending player discards a card at random.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Smallpox

Each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature of their choice, then sacrifices a land of their choice.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.39 $0.15

Tergrid, God of Fright

Menace
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent or discards a permanent card, you may put that card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Creature - God

Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern (khm) 112

$23.99 $19.33 $16.80

Discard

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Draw

Qty: 2 Price: $75.98

Knowledge Vault

: Exile the top card of your library face down.

: Sacrifice this artifact. If you do, discard your hand, then put all cards exiled with this artifact into their owner's hand.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owner's graveyard.

Artifact

$42.99 $41.77 $19.44

Valakut Awakening

Put any number of cards from your hand on the bottom of your library, then draw that many cards plus one.

Instant

Valakut Awakening // Valakut Stoneforge (plst) ZNR-174

$32.99 $16.71 $16.86

Draw

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equipement

Qty: 1 Price: $6.99

Leonin Shikari

You may activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.

Creature - Soldier Cat

$6.99 $4.96 $2.78

equipement

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Evasion

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Blinding Flare

Strive — This spell costs

more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Any number of target creatures can't block this turn.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Evasion

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green bullshit

Qty: 9 Price: $60.43

Augur of Autumn

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands from the top of your library.
Coven — As long as you control three or more creatures with different powers, you may cast creature spells from the top of your library.

Creature - Human Druid

$0.69 $0.37 $0.17

Dosan the Falling Leaf

Players can cast spells only during their own turns.

Legendary Creature - Human Monk

$29.99 $25.33 $18.89

Lurking Predators

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, you may put that card on the bottom of your library.

Enchantment

$17.99 $21.34 $17.58

Radagast of Rhosgobel

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs

less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.

Legendary Creature - Wizard Avatar

$3.49 $2.68 $2.47

Radagast the Brown

Whenever Radagast or another nontoken creature you control enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that creature's mana value. You may reveal a creature card that doesn't share a creature type with a creature you control from among those cards and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature - Wizard Avatar

$2.29 $1.11 $0.89

Saryth, the Viper's Fang

Other tapped creatures you control have deathtouch.
Other untapped creatures you control have hexproof.

: Untap another target creature or land you control.

Legendary Creature - Human Warlock

$3.99 $3.74 $2.55

Spreading Algae

Enchant Swamp
When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Traverse the Ulvenwald

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.66 $0.35

Undergrowth Leopard

Vigilance

, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature - Cat

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

green bullshit

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Land Destruction

Qty: 1 Price: $2.99

Decree of Annihilation

Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, destroy all lands.

Sorcery

$2.99 $5.89 $2.55

Land Destruction

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Protection

Qty: 4 Price: $39.72

Blinding Powder

Equipped creature has "Unattach Blinding Powder: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn."
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.39 $0.45 $0.26

Dolmen Gate

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.

Artifact

$37.99 $24.71 $24.19

Sanctum Lurker

When this creature enters, empower Jace 1.
Planeswalkers you control aren't put into their owners' graveyards for having 0 loyalty.
Planeswalkers you control have "[+2]: This planeswalker deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life."

Creature - Horror

$0.99 $0.96 $0.36

Undergrowth

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay

.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. If this spell's additional cost was paid, this effect doesn't affect combat damage that would be dealt by red creatures.

Instant

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Protection

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pure chaos

Qty: 6 Price: $21.94

Grip of Chaos

Whenever a spell or ability is put onto the stack, if it has a single target, reselect its target at random. (Select from among all legal targets.)

Enchantment

$6.99 $4.63 $3.23

Knowledge Pool

Imprint — When this artifact enters, each player exiles the top three cards of their library.
Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with this artifact without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

$0.99 $1.08 $1.19

Pox

Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control of their choice, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control of their choice. Round up each time.

Sorcery

$4.99 $6.21 $2.59

Pox Plague

Each player loses half their life, then discards half the cards in their hand, then sacrifices half the permanents they control of their choice. Round down each time.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Thieves' Auction

Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.

Sorcery

$4.99 $7.66 $4.52

Timesifter

At the beginning of each upkeep, each player exiles the top card of their library. The player who exiled the card with the greatest mana value takes an extra turn after this one. If two or more players' cards are tied for greatest, the tied players repeat this process until the tie is broken.

Artifact

$3.49 $2.77 $1.81

pure chaos

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Ramp

Qty: 2 Price: $42.28

Mana Flare

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment

$2.29 $1.82 $0.91

Throne of Eldraine

As Throne of Eldraine enters, choose a color.

: Add four mana of the chosen color. Spend this mana only to cast monocolored spells of that color.

: Draw two cards. Spend only mana of the chosen color to activate this ability.

Legendary Artifact

$39.99 $32.26 $29.60

Ramp

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red bullshit

Qty: 5 Price: $71.31

Apocalypse

Exile all permanents. You discard your hand.

Sorcery

$7.49 $7.91 $5.27

Citadel of Pain

At the beginning of each player's end step, this enchantment deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.

Enchantment

$5.49 $3.64 $2.05

Hexing Squelcher

This spell can't be countered.
Ward—Pay 2 life.
Spells you control can't be countered.
Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."

Creature - Goblin Sorcerer

$29.99 $20.07 $17.95

Smaug the Magnificent

Flying, haste
Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Treasure token.

Legendary Creature - Dragon

$27.99 $18.79 $17.71

Spreading Insurrection

Gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

red bullshit

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Removal

Qty: 2 Price: $21.48

Aura Shards

Whenever a creature you control enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment

$20.99 $20.90 $13.65

Spectacular Pileup

All creatures and Vehicles lose indestructible until end of turn, then destroy all creatures and Vehicles.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Removal

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Stax

Qty: 2 Price: $82.78

Humility

All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.

Enchantment

$79.99 $73.63 $48.45

Possessed Portal

If a player would draw a card, that player skips that draw instead.
At the beginning of each end step, each player sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they discard a card.

Artifact

$2.79 $3.03 $1.25

Stax

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Tokens

Qty: 1 Price: $1.79

Big Mother Mouser

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creature Artifact - Robot

$1.79 $1.31 $1.23

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $3.99

Wishclaw Talisman

This artifact enters with three wish counters on it.

, Remove a wish counter from this artifact: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of this artifact. Activate only during your turn.

Artifact

$3.99 $2.21 $1.63

Tutor

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whack

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Pyxis of Pandemonium

: Each player exiles the top card of their library face down.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Each player turns face up all cards they own exiled with this artifact, then puts all permanent cards among them onto the battlefield.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.29 $0.15

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Deck Info

Deck size: 67Est cost: $2,143.76

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.73Total Mana Value: 250.00

Quantity of

Burn

Discard

Draw

Evasion

Land Destruction

Protection

Ramp

Removal

Stax

Tokens

Tutor

anti attack

anti landfall

anti manu

anti tutor

bon vieux stax

commandant potentiel

equipement

green bullshit

pure chaos

red bullshit

whack

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Production

Cost

15 pips - 11 cards

Production

5 mana - 2 cards

Cost

4 pips - 3 cards

Production

4 mana - 1 card

Cost

26 pips - 14 cards

Production

4 mana - 1 card

Cost

29 pips - 17 cards

Production

5 mana - 2 cards

Cost

18 pips - 12 cards

Production

5 mana - 2 cards

Cost

0 pips - 0 cards

Production

0 mana - 0 cards

Avg Mana Value: 3.73Total Mana Value: 250.00

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Protection

Ramp

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Stax

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Tutor

anti attack

anti landfall

anti manu

anti tutor

bon vieux stax

commandant potentiel

equipement

green bullshit

pure chaos

red bullshit

whack

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