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Commander

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Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

Commander

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Artifact

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Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121

Artifact

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B.F.M

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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
Creature - The Biggest Baddest Nastiest
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 28
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Creature Scariest Ever See You'll
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 29

B.F.M

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Creature

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A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 373
Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (ulst) 34
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Clam-I-Am
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam-I-Am (ugl) 19
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Graveyard Busybody
All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
Creature - Human Spy
Graveyard Busybody (ulst) 15
Greater Morphling
: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap this creature.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling (unh) 34
Gus
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
Creature - Gus
Gus (ugl) 62
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (ulst) 52
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45

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Draw

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (ulst) 13
Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Temporal Aperture
,
: Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. Until end of turn, for as long as that card remains on top of your library, play with the top card of your library revealed and you may play that card without paying its mana cost. (If it has X in its mana cost, X is 0.)
Artifact
Temporal Aperture (usg) 310

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Enchantment

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Animate Graveyard
Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Graveyard (unf) 351
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, this enchantment deals 3 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire (ugl) 40
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Hazmat Suit (Used)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Hazmat Suit (Used) (ust) 57
Ricochet
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
Enchantment
Ricochet (ugl) 50
Wordmail
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Enchantment - Aura
Wordmail (unh) 22

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Finisher

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Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ulst) 11
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (ulst) 29

Finisher

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Instant

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Double Dip
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
Instant
Double Dip (ugl) 3
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23

Instant

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Land

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Adagia, Windswept Bastion
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or enchantment you control, except it's legendary. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land - Planet
Adagia, Windswept Bastion (eoe) 250
Ancient Den
: Add
.
Artifact Land
Ancient Den (eoc) 148
Badlands
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Swamp Mountain
Badlands (30a) 273
Bayou
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Swamp Forest
Bayou (30a) 274
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (msc) 236
Evendo, Waking Haven
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
: Add
for each creature you control.
Land - Planet
Evendo, Waking Haven (eoe) 253
Great Furnace
: Add
.
Artifact Land
Great Furnace (eoc) 161
Kavaron, Memorial World
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
, Sacrifice a land: Create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token, then creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Land - Planet
Kavaron, Memorial World (eoe) 255
Path of Ancestry
This land enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Land
Path of Ancestry (frc) 77
Planar Nexus
This land is every nonbasic land type. (Nonbasic land types include Cave, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, Mine, Power-Plant, Sphere, Tower, and Urza's.)
: Add
.
,
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
Planar Nexus (m3c) 132
Plateau
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Plains Mountain
Plateau (30a) 275
Reliquary Tower
You have no maximum hand size.
: Add
.
Land
Reliquary Tower (m3c) 368
Savannah
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Plains Forest
Savannah (30a) 276
Scrubland
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Plains Swamp
Scrubland (30a) 277
Seat of the Synod
: Add
.
Artifact Land
Seat of the Synod (eoc) 176
Susur Secundi, Void Altar
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land - Planet
Susur Secundi, Void Altar (eoe) 259
Taiga
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Mountain Forest
Taiga (30a) 278
Tree of Tales
: Add
.
Artifact Land
Tree of Tales (dsc) 319
Tropical Island
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Island Forest
Tropical Island (30a) 279
Tundra
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Plains Island
Tundra (30a) 280
Underground Sea
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Island Swamp
Underground Sea (30a) 281
Urza's Cave
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land - Urza's Cave
Urza's Cave (mh3) 234
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199
Urza's Mine
: Add
. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add
instead.
Land - Mine Urza's
Urza's Mine (m3c) 401
Urza's Power Plant
: Add
. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add
instead.
Land - Power-Plant Urza's
Urza's Power Plant (m3c) 402
Urza's Tower
: Add
. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add
instead.
Land - Tower Urza's
Urza's Tower (m3c) 403
Uthros, Titanic Godcore
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
: Add
for each artifact you control.
Land - Planet
Uthros, Titanic Godcore (eoe) 260
Vault of Whispers
: Add
.
Artifact Land
Vault of Whispers (j25) 780
Volcanic Island
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Island Mountain
Volcanic Island (30a) 282

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Protection

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Vedalken Orrery
You may cast spells as though they had flash.
Artifact
Vedalken Orrery (2x2) 317

Protection

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Ramp

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Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Chromatic Lantern
Lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Chromatic Lantern (frc) 54
Chromatic Orrery
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.
: Add
.
,
: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
Legendary Artifact
Chromatic Orrery (m21) 228
Coldsteel Heart
This artifact enters tapped.
As this artifact enters, choose a color.
: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Snow Artifact
Coldsteel Heart (j22) 94
Commander's Sphere
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact
Commander's Sphere (ecc) 139
Darksteel Ingot
Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.)
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Darksteel Ingot (otc) 256
Decanter of Endless Water
You have no maximum hand size.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Decanter of Endless Water (clb) 309
Ghirapur Orrery
Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, that player draws three cards.
Artifact
Ghirapur Orrery (blc) 270
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Liquimetal Torque
: Add
.
: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
Artifact
Liquimetal Torque (brc) 145
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
Mox Opal
Metalcraft —
: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Legendary Artifact
Mox Opal (2xm) 275
Mox Tantalite
Suspend 3—
(Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay
and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Tantalite (mh1) 226
Relic of Legends
: Add one mana of any color.
Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Relic of Legends (msc) 209
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (frc) 21
Thought Vessel
You have no maximum hand size.
: Add
.
Artifact
Thought Vessel (msc) 222
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (und) 73

Ramp

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Removal

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AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 331
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6

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Sorcery

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Double Cross
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
Sorcery
Double Cross (ugl) 31
Double Deal
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
Sorcery
Double Deal (ugl) 42
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Granny's Payback
You gain life equal to your age.
Sorcery
Granny's Payback (unh) 99

Sorcery

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Stax

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Glasses of Urza
: Look at target player's hand.
Artifact
Glasses of Urza (6ed) 287

Stax

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Theft

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X
As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
,
: Put X into target opponent's hand.
: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
X (ust) 137

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Tokens

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Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
,
: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor (unf) 165
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (plst) UNF-186
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Comet
Comet, Stellar Pup (mb2) 79

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Tutor

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Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23

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Deck Info

Deck stats

10 pips - 10 cards
22 mana - 20 cards
22 pips - 15 cards
23 mana - 20 cards
29 pips - 12 cards
22 mana - 20 cards
12 pips - 10 cards
22 mana - 20 cards
11 pips - 8 cards
23 mana - 20 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
23 mana - 11 cards
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