I hate Everything • (Mono-Red Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $3.99

Heartless Hidetsugu

: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.

Legendary Creature - Shaman Ogre

$3.99 $2.96 $2.49

Commander

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Anthem

Qty: 1 Price: $1.29

Anger

Haste
As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Creature - Incarnation

$1.29 $0.59 $----

Anthem

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Burn

Qty: 11 Price: $67.82

Boltwave

Boltwave deals 3 damage to each opponent.

Sorcery

$5.49 $2.69 $0.97

Dictate of the Twin Gods

Flash
If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment

$2.49 $1.12 $----

Fanatic of Mogis

When this creature enters, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red. (Each

in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)

Creature - Minotaur Shaman

$0.49 $0.27 $----

Furnace of Rath

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment

$10.99 $12.97 $----

Gratuitous Violence

If a creature you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.

Enchantment

$1.49 $0.43 $----

Guttersnipe

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature - Goblin Shaman

$0.69 $0.50 $----

Lightning Strike

Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Price of Progress

Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.

Instant

$7.49 $5.44 $----

Shocking Sharpshooter

Reach
Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Creature - Human Archer

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Solphim, Mayhem Dominus

If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.

, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim. (

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)

Legendary Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$37.99 $26.39 $24.30

Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Legendary Creature - Dwarf Noble

Torbran, Thane of Red Fell (plst) ELD-147

$---- $---- $----

Burn

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Copy

Qty: 1 Price: $15.99

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

Haste

: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Creature - Goblin Shaman

$15.99 $18.22 $----

Copy

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Counters

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The Red Terror

Advanced Species — Whenever a red source you control deals damage to one or more permanents and/or players, put a +1/+1 counter on The Red Terror.

Legendary Creature - Tyranid

$6.99 $6.06 $----

Counters

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Creature

Qty: 2 Price: $0.84

Blazing Firesinger

This creature enters prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

Creature - Dwarf Bard

Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song (sos) 109

$0.49 $0.30 $0.15

Glóin the Mighty

At the beginning of your first main phase, add

Legendary Creature - Warrior Dwarf

Glóin the Mighty // Easy Pickings (hob) 99

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Creature

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Draw

Qty: 6 Price: $171.65

Browbeat

Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards.

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.35 $----

Crimson Wisps

Target creature becomes red and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and

this turn.)
Draw a card.

Instant

$1.79 $0.80 $----

Endless Atlas

: Draw a card. Activate only if you control three or more lands with the same name.

Artifact

$---- $---- $----

Reforge the Soul

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Miracle

(You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery

$8.49 $6.26 $5.28

Risk Factor

Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards.
Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

$0.99 $0.43 $0.21

The One Ring

Indestructible
When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.

: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.

Legendary Artifact

$159.99 $114.31 $113.05

Draw

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Avatar of Slaughter

All creatures have double strike and attack each combat if able.

Creature - Avatar

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $46.24

Flamekin Village

As this land enters, you may reveal an Elemental card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Land

$0.59 $0.26 $----

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$0.49 $---- $----

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $4.13 $----

Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep

: Add

: Target legendary creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Legendary Land

Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep (plst) CHK-282

$16.99 $16.68 $----

War Room

: Add

, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.

Land

$6.49 $6.00 $----

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 2 Price: $45.28

Loxodon Warhammer

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$2.29 $3.26 $----

Shadowspear

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink.

: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$42.99 $36.96 $----

Lifegain

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Protection

Qty: 14 Price: $259.96

Crashing Drawbridge

Defender

: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$1.99 $1.19 $----

Dark Sphere

, Sacrifice this artifact: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent half that damage, rounded down.

Artifact

$8.99 $10.15 $----

Darksteel Plate

Indestructible
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $4.63 $4.08

Deflecting Swat

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.

Instant

$109.99 $70.52 $72.60

Fortune Thief

Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.59 $0.45 $0.25

Hexing Squelcher

This spell can't be countered.
Ward—Pay 2 life.
Spells you control can't be countered.
Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."

Creature - Goblin Sorcerer

$32.99 $19.60 $18.74

Lich's Mirror

If you would lose the game, instead shuffle your hand, your graveyard, and all permanents you own into your library, then draw seven cards and your life total becomes 20.

Artifact

$2.49 $5.55 $----

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $3.81 $3.64

Mithril Coat

Flash
Indestructible
When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control.
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$34.99 $32.22 $29.59

Pentagram of the Ages

: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.43 $----

Platinum Angel

Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Creature Artifact - Angel

$10.99 $11.33 $----

Platinum Emperion

Your life total can't change. (You can't gain or lose life. You can't pay any amount of life except 0.)

Creature Artifact - Golem

$16.99 $17.73 $14.53

Resurrection Orb

Equipped creature has lifelink.
Whenever equipped creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$21.99 $16.76 $----

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$4.99 $2.04 $2.34

Protection

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Pump

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Bloodlust Inciter

: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and

this turn.)

Creature - Human Warrior

$0.35 $0.28 $----

Goblin Motivator

: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and

this turn.)

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$0.35 $0.29 $----

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 9 Price: $108.42

Caged Sun

As this artifact enters, choose a color.
Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+1.
Whenever a land's ability causes you to add one or more mana of the chosen color, add an additional one mana of that color.

Artifact

$4.49 $4.32 $----

Gilded Lotus

: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.49 $0.35

Jeska's Will

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead.
• Add

for each card in target opponent's hand.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Sorcery

$54.99 $41.44 $----

Ruby Medallion

Red spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$17.99 $14.39 $12.81

Seething Song

Add

Instant

$12.99 $12.01 $----

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$---- $---- $----

Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.69 $0.26 $0.19

Sword of the Animist

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$4.99 $2.58 $2.49

The Fire Crystal

Red spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Creatures you control have haste.

: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Artifact

$10.99 $5.24 $4.08

Ramp

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Removal

Qty: 9 Price: $50.03

All Will Be One

Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, this enchantment deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Enchantment

$17.99 $16.19 $12.08

Auntie Blyte, Bad Influence

Flying
Whenever a source you control deals damage to you, put that many +1/+1 counters on Auntie Blyte.

, Remove X +1/+1 counters from Auntie Blyte: It deals X damage to any target.

Legendary Creature - Advisor Devil

$17.99 $14.07 $----

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$1.99 $0.96 $0.83

Comet Storm

Multikicker

(You may pay an additional

any number of times as you cast this spell.)
Choose any target, then choose another target for each time this spell was kicked. Comet Storm deals X damage to each of them.

Instant

$4.49 $4.18 $----

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant

$2.29 $0.75 $0.76

Shock

Shock deals 2 damage to any target.

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Smash to Smithereens

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

Instant

$0.59 $0.37 $----

Staggershock

Staggershock deals 2 damage to any target.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery

$3.99 $1.51 $1.56

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Impolite Entrance

Target creature gains trample and haste until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.34 $0.15

Sorcery

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Stax

Qty: 2 Price: $12.98

Blood Moon

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Enchantment

$8.99 $7.96 $----

Magus of the Moon

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Creature - Human Wizard

$3.99 $3.74 $2.99

Stax

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Theft

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Act of Treason

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and

this turn.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Theft

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Untap

Qty: 2 Price: $38.98

Thousand-Year Elixir

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.

: Untap target creature.

Artifact

$27.99 $15.17 $----

Umbral Mantle

Equipped creature has "

: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn." (

is the untap symbol.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$10.99 $11.77 $----

Untap

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Deck Info

Deck size: 102Est cost: $832.69

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.24Total Mana Value: 214.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.24Total Mana Value: 214.00

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