Oh No My Life! • (Mono-Black Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Torgaar, Famine Incarnate

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs

less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way.
When Torgaar enters, up to one target player's life total becomes half their starting life total, rounded down.

Legendary Creature - Avatar

$0.59 $0.38 $0.15

Commander

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Blink

Qty: 2 Price: $13.48

Conjurer's Closet

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Artifact

$4.99 $3.23 $2.96

Panharmonicon

If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Artifact

$8.49 $5.22 $4.41

Blink

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Copy

Qty: 2 Price: $32.98

Isochron Scepter

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand.

: You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

$13.99 $16.12 $11.21

Panoptic Mirror

Imprint —

: You may exile an instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may copy a card exiled with this artifact. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

$18.99 $26.59 $13.15

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Counters

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Unspeakable Symbol

Pay 3 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Enchantment

$2.99 $1.31 $0.67

Counters

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Creature

Qty: 2 Price: $6.48

M.O.D.O.K.

Flying, lifelink
Mental Organism — Pay 3 life: M.O.D.O.K. connives. Activate only during your turn. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Designed Only for Killing — Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Villain

$5.49 $3.03 $2.84

Troop of Ponies

, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature - Horse

$0.99 $0.31 $0.15

Creature

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Drain

Qty: 5 Price: $40.25

Defiant Bloodlord

Flying
Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Creature - Vampire

$0.49 $0.35 $0.19

Enduring Tenacity

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
When Enduring Tenacity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Creature Enchantment - Snake Glimmer

$15.99 $14.09 $11.27

Gray Merchant of Asphodel

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Each

in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Creature - Zombie

$1.29 $0.61 $0.56

Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Enchantment

$7.49 $5.28 $4.75

Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric

$14.99 $9.15 $9.37

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 9 Price: $64.81

Agent Venom

Flash
Menace
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Soldier Hero Symbiote

$0.49 $0.41 $0.15

Black Market Connections

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)

Enchantment

$16.99 $10.92 $12.39

Dark Confidant

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Creature - Human Wizard

$5.99 $3.68 $3.53

Dark Prophecy

Whenever a creature you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$10.99 $5.62 $4.62

Grim Haruspex

Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.

Creature - Human Wizard

$3.49 $2.82 $1.55

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.59 $0.33 $0.15

Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar

, Sacrifice another creature: Draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Elf

$1.79 $1.35 $0.72

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$7.49 $5.14 $4.89

Stinging Study

You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone.

Instant

$16.99 $10.67 $9.84

Draw

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Land

Qty: 39 (40 w/ MDFC)Price: $4295.21

Cabal Coffers

: Add

for each Swamp you control.

Land

$34.99 $28.91 $25.95

Cabal Stronghold

: Add

for each basic Swamp you control.

Land

$22.99 $12.41 $12.98

High Market

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life.

Land

$1.29 $0.52 $0.44

Lazotep Quarry

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land - Desert

$7.99 $5.80 $4.33

Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

: Add

: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

Legendary Land

$79.99 $57.34 $55.63

Phyrexian Tower

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: Add

Legendary Land

$42.99 $30.39 $29.85

Snow-Covered Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Snow Land - Swamp

$1.29 $0.66 $0.45

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale

All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay

Legendary Land

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale (leg) 307

$3999.99 $3239.00 $3125.96

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$64.99 $55.79 $50.22

Land

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Protection

Qty: 9 Price: $36.79

Cauldron of Souls

: Choose any number of target creatures. Each of those creatures gains persist until end of turn. (When it dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Artifact

$9.49 $9.07 $6.07

Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Feign Death

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$1.79 $0.77 $0.23

Malakir Rebirth

Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire (znr) 111

$19.99 $13.76 $12.59

Not Dead After All

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Instant

$2.99 $1.73 $0.98

Return to Action

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Undying Evil

Target creature gains undying until end of turn. (When it dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Instant

$0.69 $0.39 $0.25

Undying Malice

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$0.79 $0.37 $0.25

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 9 Price: $142.72

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.50 $0.36

Blood Celebrant

, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Human Cleric

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Crypt Ghast

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay

. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional

Creature - Spirit

$22.99 $15.55 $14.22

Expedition Map

, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact

$2.99 $1.31 $1.08

Jet Medallion

Black spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$19.99 $13.85 $12.48

K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth

(

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)
Lifelink
For each

in a cost, you may pay 2 life rather than pay that mana.
Whenever you cast a black spell, put a +1/+1 counter on K'rrik.

Legendary Creature - Horror Minion Phyrexian

$1.99 $1.05 $0.77

Phial of Galadriel

If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, draw two cards instead.
If you would gain life while you have 5 or less life, you gain twice that much life instead.

: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Artifact

$0.99 $0.93 $0.19

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.44 $1.35

The Soul Stone

Indestructible

: Add

, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. (Once harnessed, its ∞ ability is active.)
∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Artifact - Infinity Stone

$89.99 $75.97 $63.36

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 8 Price: $23.48

Bloodghast

This creature can't block.
This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Vampire Spirit

$2.29 $1.03 $0.75

Bloodsoaked Champion

This creature can't block.
Raid —

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if you attacked this turn.

Creature - Human Warrior

$0.49 $0.38 $0.28

Gutterbones

This creature enters tapped.

: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$1.29 $0.39 $0.15

Nether Traitor

Haste
Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
Whenever another creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay

. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Spirit

$1.99 $0.84 $0.52

Reanimate

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Sorcery

$13.99 $6.57 $6.80

Reassembling Skeleton

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.35 $0.35 $0.15

Timeline Culler

Haste
You may cast this card from your graveyard using its warp ability.
Warp—

, Pay 2 life. (You may cast this card from your hand or graveyard for its warp cost. If you do, exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature - Warlock Drix

$1.29 $0.34 $0.15

Victimize

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

$1.79 $1.19 $0.66

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 8 Price: $80.22

Accursed Marauder

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Creature - Warrior Zombie

$2.99 $1.56 $0.94

Dictate of Erebos

Flash
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Enchantment

$20.99 $16.84 $12.14

Garza's Assassin

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target nonblack creature.
Recover—Pay half your life, rounded up. (When another creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay half your life, rounded up. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, exile this card.)

Creature - Human Assassin

$2.29 $1.03 $0.30

Grave Pact

Whenever a creature you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Enchantment

$42.99 $30.53 $28.26

Kuro, Pitlord

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro unless you pay

.
Pay 1 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit

$0.99 $0.49 $0.30

Murderous Betrayal

, Pay half your life, rounded up: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.37 $0.19

Saw in Half

Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.

Instant

$7.49 $5.42 $4.42

Sheoldred's Edict

Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature token of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.

Instant

$1.99 $1.30 $0.46

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 2 Price: $43.98

Altar of Dementia

Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Artifact

$20.99 $16.74 $14.57

Warren Soultrader

Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature - Wizard Goblin Zombie

$22.99 $19.51 $17.70

Sac Outlet

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Sorcery

Qty: 1 Price: $8.49

Decorum Dissertation

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Paradigm (Then exile this spell. After you first resolve a spell with this name, you may cast a copy of it from exile without paying its mana cost at the beginning of each of your first main phases.)

Sorcery - Lesson

$8.49 $5.40 $5.19

Sorcery

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Tokens

Qty: 2 Price: $25.48

Bitterbloom Bearer

Flash
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.

Creature - Rogue Faerie

$19.99 $13.66 $12.50

Blade of Selves

Equipped creature has myriad. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.49 $3.38 $3.17

Tokens

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $4,817.95

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Avg Mana Value: 2.98Total Mana Value: 182.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.98Total Mana Value: 182.00

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