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Commander

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The Convention Enthusiast
As long as this creature is your commander, you may play cards from any game in your deck as long as they can be reasonably translated into Magic. They all fit within this Commander's color identity.
: Create one resource of any type. (Mana or otherwise.)
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
The Convention Enthusiast (unk) RZ05l

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Artifact

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Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Mirror Mirror
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Mirror Mirror (ugl) 77

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Burn

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Goblin Game
Each player hides at least one item, then all players reveal them simultaneously. Each player loses life equal to the number of items they revealed. The player who revealed the fewest items then loses half their life, rounded up. If two or more players are tied for fewest, each loses half their life, rounded up.
Sorcery
Goblin Game (plst) PLS-61

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Creature

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Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (unh) 26
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (unh) 30
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Fascist Art Director
: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature - Human Horror
Fascist Art Director (unh) 11
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (unh) 80
Greater Morphling
: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap this creature.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling (unh) 34
Keeper of the Sacred Word
As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Druid
Keeper of the Sacred Word (unh) 101
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Creature - Knight
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (ugl) 6
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (unh) 44
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112

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Draw

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My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125

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Enchantment

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Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Mine, Mine, Mine!
When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
Enchantment
Mine, Mine, Mine! (ugl) 65
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29

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Finisher

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The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2

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Instant

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At Least It's a Dry Heat
At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.
Instant
At Least It's a Dry Heat (unk) RR04c

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Land

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A-Town
: Add
. If you're in a city that starts with an A, instead add one mana of any color.
Land - Town
A-Town (unk) RL01e
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (trk) 325
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (trk) 319
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (trk) 323
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (trk) 317
R&D's Secret Lair
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Legendary Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (trk) 321

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Ramp

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Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (ugl) 71
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (ugl) 75
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124

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Removal

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Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (und) 16
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (unh) 2
Chaos Confetti
,
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (ugl) 21
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (ugl) 8
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (unh) 120

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Sorcery

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17-Year Cicadas
Create ten 1/1 white Insect creature tokens with flying. Exile 17-Year Cicadas with seventeen time counters on it.
Suspend 17 —
(Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay
and exile it with seventeen time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Whenever you cast a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
Sorcery
17-Year Cicadas (unk) UW05c
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Once More with Feeling
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.
DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
Sorcery
Once More with Feeling (ugl) 11

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Summon

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1996 World Champion
Cannot be the target of spells or effects. World Champion has power and toughness equal to the life total of target opponent.
: Discard your hand to search your library for 1996 World Champion and reveal it to all players. Shuffle your library and put 1996 World Champion on top of it. Use this ability only at the beginning of your upkeep, and only if 1996 World Champion is in your library.
Summon Legend
1996 World Champion (pcel) 1

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Tutor

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (unh) 53

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Maybeboard

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Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Everyone's an Imposter
(Start the game with this Conspiracy face up in the command zone. It doesn't count toward your minimum deck size.)
All creatures have changeling. (Yes, we know this doesn't actually work. Okay, Gavin didn't know, but we'll humor him.)
Conspiracy
Everyone's an Imposter (unk) RC09
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Get a Life
Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.
Instant
Get a Life (ugl) 4
Hurloon Wrangler
Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Wrangler (ugl) 46
Panglacial Wurm
Trample
While you're searching your library, you may cast this card from your library.
Creature - Wurm
Panglacial Wurm (plst) CSP-116
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (ugl) 78
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (ugl) 79
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (ugl) 80
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service (ugl) 53

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Deck Info

Deck stats

20 pips - 12 cards
17 mana - 14 cards
23 pips - 14 cards
17 mana - 14 cards
5 pips - 4 cards
17 mana - 14 cards
14 pips - 10 cards
17 mana - 14 cards
10 pips - 8 cards
17 mana - 14 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
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