Stop Hitting Yourself • (Rakdos Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $21.99

The Lord of Pain

Menace
Your opponents can't gain life.
Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, choose another target player. The Lord of Pain deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to the chosen player.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$21.99 $10.84 $10.52

Commander

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Draw

Qty: 10 Price: $61.10

Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$1.49 $0.38 $0.37

Black Market Connections

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)

Enchantment

$16.99 $10.09 $10.83

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.43 $0.31

Howling Mine

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Artifact

$7.49 $9.82 $8.50

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$5.99 $5.01 $3.28

Ripples of Undeath

At the beginning of your first main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay

and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

Enchantment

$11.99 $7.82 $5.67

Scrawling Crawler

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.

Creature Artifact - Construct Phyrexian

$11.99 $7.50 $6.16

Seizan, Perverter of Truth

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.

Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit

$2.99 $1.89 $1.64

Stormfist Crusader

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Creature - Human Knight

$0.99 $1.02 $0.25

The Master of Lake-town

Deathtouch
Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards. (Damage causes loss of life.)
When The Master of Lake-town dies, draw a card for each graveyard with seven or more cards in it.

Legendary Creature - Human Advisor

$0.49 $0.43 $0.15

Draw

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Land

Qty: 35 (36 w/ MDFC)Price: $17.35

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.37 $0.20

Mountain

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Basic Land - Mountain

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Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

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Land

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Land Hate

Qty: 7 Price: $39.03

Blood Sun

When this enchantment enters, draw a card.
All lands lose all abilities except mana abilities.

Enchantment

$0.59 $0.41 $0.15

Manabarbs

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$4.99 $5.06 $2.83

Planetary Annihilation

Each player chooses six lands they control, then sacrifices the rest. Planetary Annihilation deals 6 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.26 $0.15

Polluted Bonds

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment

$7.99 $9.92 $5.73

Price of Glory

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if it's not that player's turn, destroy that land.

Enchantment

$7.99 $7.92 $6.25

Sundering Eruption

Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Sorcery

Sundering Eruption // Volcanic Fissure (mh3) 248

$2.99 $1.40 $0.51

War's Toll

Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, tap all lands that player controls.
If a creature an opponent controls attacks, all creatures that opponent controls attack if able.

Enchantment

$13.99 $11.60 $6.76

Land Hate

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Protection

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Crawlspace

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Artifact

$9.99 $8.49 $8.33

Darkness

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant

$27.99 $23.90 $16.97

Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Feign Death

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$1.99 $0.88 $0.25

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$7.49 $4.59 $4.11

No Mercy

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

Enchantment

$20.99 $17.38 $14.47

Not Dead After All

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Instant

$3.49 $1.22 $0.81

Silent Arbiter

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$15.99 $10.98 $9.46

Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

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: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$4.49 $2.95 $2.40

Undying Malice

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

$0.79 $0.37 $0.26

Protection

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.91 $0.51

Curse of Opulence

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.49 $4.71 $4.48

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$1.79 $1.27 $0.92

Gilded Lotus

: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact

$1.49 $1.45 $0.72

Jet Medallion

Black spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$18.99 $13.73 $11.81

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.50 $0.40

Pain Distributor

Menace
Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token.
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature - Devil Citizen

$7.99 $5.30 $4.74

Rakdos Signet

: Add

Artifact

$5.49 $1.28 $3.48

Ruby Medallion

Red spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$17.99 $14.67 $12.48

Sisay's Ring

: Add

Artifact

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $2.23 $1.63

Talisman of Indulgence

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$3.49 $2.32 $1.92

Thran Dynamo

: Add

Artifact

$3.49 $4.37 $2.76

Treasure Nabber

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$3.49 $2.46 $1.92

Ramp

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Removal

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Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Instant

$0.39 $0.32 $0.15

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.02 $0.77

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.99 $0.33 $0.25

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.25 $0.21

Go for the Throat

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

Instant

$1.29 $0.39 $0.29

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant

$2.49 $1.79 $1.23

Perish

Destroy all green creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.43 $0.15

Pillage

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$0.99 $0.40 $0.36

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery

$7.99 $5.57 $4.79

Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery

$4.49 $3.00 $3.09

Withering Torment

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$3.99 $2.82 $1.91

Removal

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Stop Hurting Yourself

Qty: 10 Price: $37.30

Black Vise

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.44 $0.26

Blood Seeker

Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Creature - Vampire Shaman

$1.29 $0.36 $0.23

Fate Unraveler

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature Enchantment - Hag

$4.49 $3.56 $2.51

Gideon the Oathless

Ward—Discard a card.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, Gideon deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever an opponent activates a loyalty ability, Gideon deals 1 damage to that player.

Legendary Creature - Human Mercenary

$0.79 $0.52 $0.31

Kederekt Parasite

Whenever an opponent draws a card, if you control a red permanent, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to that player.

Creature - Horror

$11.99 $9.53 $7.28

Mai, Scornful Striker

First strike
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, they lose 2 life.

Legendary Creature - Human Ally Noble

$1.79 $0.76 $0.15

Rampaging Ferocidon

Menace
Players can't gain life.
Whenever another creature enters, this creature deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

Creature - Dinosaur

$2.49 $2.67 $1.25

Razorkin Needlehead

This creature has first strike during your turn.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to them.

Creature - Human Assassin

$8.49 $5.43 $3.80

Rug of Smothering

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$1.99 $0.61 $0.52

Underworld Dreams

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$2.49 $2.23 $1.09

Stop Hurting Yourself

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $373.24

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Avg Mana Value: 2.69Total Mana Value: 175.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.69Total Mana Value: 175.00

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