Lesbian Vampires from Outer Space • (Orzhov Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $11.99

Drana and Linvala

Flying, vigilance
Activated abilities of creatures your opponents control can't be activated.
Drana and Linvala has all activated abilities of all creatures your opponents control. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate those abilities.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Angel

$11.99 $11.28 $9.50

Commander

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Counters

Qty: 2 Price: $2.98

Drana, Liberator of Malakir

Flying, first strike
Whenever Drana deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Ally

$2.49 $0.91 $1.04

Youthful Valkyrie

Flying
Whenever another Angel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature - Angel

$0.49 $0.36 $0.15

Counters

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $2.49

Painful Quandary

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Enchantment

$2.49 $2.05 $0.52

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 8 Price: $75.18

Blood Artist

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire

$3.99 $3.82 $2.47

Bloodletter of Aclazotz

Flying
If an opponent would lose life during your turn, they lose twice that much life instead. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature - Vampire Demon

$42.99 $37.22 $34.41

Cruel Celebrant

Whenever this creature or another creature or planeswalker you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire

$2.79 $3.30 $0.77

Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim

Deathtouch
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Cleric Kor Phyrexian

$1.99 $1.37 $0.91

Indulging Patrician

Flying
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, each opponent loses 3 life.

Creature - Vampire Noble

$0.59 $0.35 $0.15

Marauding Blight-Priest

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Vampire Cleric

$0.35 $0.39 $0.15

Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Enchantment

$7.49 $7.96 $5.75

Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric

$14.99 $11.94 $8.84

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 3 Price: $7.48

Exemplar of Light

Flying
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on this creature, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Angel

$---- $0.91 $----

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$6.49 $4.42 $3.55

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.99 $3.08 $0.47

Draw

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.79

Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.39 $0.18

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $55.11

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$3.49 $1.58 $1.42

Caves of Koilos

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$1.79 $1.10 $0.47

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.36 $0.19

Godless Shrine

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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Plains Swamp

$9.99 $---- $----

Isolated Chapel

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp.

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Land

$0.99 $0.39 $0.20

Orzhov Basilica

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.28 $0.20

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$---- $---- $----

Plains

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Basic Land - Plains

$0.49 $---- $----

Scoured Barrens

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

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Land

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Shattered Sanctum

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $2.14 $1.41

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $---- $----

Tainted Field

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. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$0.99 $0.39 $0.40

Temple of Silence

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

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Land

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Vault of Champions

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$18.99 $16.55 $15.63

Vault of the Archangel

: Add

: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Land

$2.29 $0.86 $1.63

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 14 Price: $175.80

Angel of Vitality

Flying
If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you have 25 or more life.

Creature - Angel

$---- $---- $----

Archangel of Thune

Flying
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature - Angel

$47.99 $49.69 $42.61

Astarion, the Decadent

Deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• Feed — Target opponent loses life equal to the amount of life they lost this turn.
• Friends — You gain life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Elf Rogue

$1.29 $2.16 $0.65

Authority of the Consuls

Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

$6.99 $4.71 $3.64

Bloodthirsty Conqueror

Flying, deathtouch
Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature - Knight Vampire

$49.99 $36.12 $33.06

Dazzling Angel

Flying
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature - Angel

$---- $---- $0.28

Drana's Emissary

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire Cleric Ally

$0.59 $0.40 $0.15

Elenda, Saint of Dusk

Lifelink, hexproof from instants
As long as your life total is greater than your starting life total, Elenda gets +1/+1 and has menace. Elenda gets an additional +5/+5 as long as your life total is at least 10 greater than your starting life total.

Legendary Creature - Knight Vampire

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

Exquisite Blood

Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

Enchantment

$44.99 $37.39 $36.45

Kambal, Consul of Allocation

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature - Human Advisor

$9.99 $8.98 $6.82

Lyra Dawnbringer

Flying
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Other Angels you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink.

Legendary Creature - Angel

$---- $---- $----

Righteous Valkyrie

Flying
Whenever another Angel or Cleric you control enters, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
As long as you have at least 7 life more than your starting life total, creatures you control get +2/+2.

Creature - Cleric Angel

$8.99 $5.69 $4.58

Soul Warden

Whenever another creature enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Cleric

$4.49 $3.37 $2.49

Vampire Nighthawk

Flying
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature - Vampire Shaman

$---- $0.22 $0.20

Lifegain

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Protection

Qty: 5 Price: $86.96

Ghostly Prison

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays

for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment

$7.49 $6.39 $4.92

Grand Abolisher

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

Creature - Human Cleric

$22.99 $18.52 $16.15

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $4.32 $4.28

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

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: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

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Teferi's Protection

Until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. All permanents you control phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. They phase in before you untap during your untap step.)
Exile Teferi's Protection.

Instant

$49.99 $49.83 $44.33

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 11 Price: $121.56

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.65 $0.59

Commander's Sphere

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$11.99 $6.56 $5.73

Giada, Font of Hope

Flying, vigilance
Each other Angel you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Angel you already control.

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. Spend this mana only to cast an Angel spell.

Legendary Creature - Angel

$0.99 $0.92 $0.15

Land Tax

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment

$20.99 $17.83 $14.78

Mind Stone

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, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$---- $---- $----

Orzhov Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.99 $0.39 $0.31

Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay

. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment

$69.99 $58.80 $55.95

Sol Ring

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Artifact

$2.99 $1.56 $1.56

Talisman of Hierarchy

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.45 $0.35

The Wind Crystal

White spells you cast cost

less to cast.
If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.

: Creatures you control gain flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Artifact

$10.99 $6.95 $5.21

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 4 Price: $10.26

Drana, the Last Bloodchief

Flying
Whenever Drana attacks, defending player chooses a nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard. You return that card to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. The creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric

$2.29 $1.84 $1.02

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel

Flying, lifelink
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature - Angel

$1.99 $1.56 $0.73

Rodolf Duskbringer

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, Rodolf Duskbringer gains indestructible until end of turn.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay

. When you do, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Angel

$4.99 $3.88 $3.59

Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord

During your turn, creatures and planeswalkers you control have lifelink.
+2: Sorin deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
−X: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Legendary Planeswalker - Sorin

$0.99 $2.26 $0.23

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 9 Price: $17.71

Anguished Unmaking

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

Instant

$3.99 $1.49 $1.23

Austere Command

Choose two —
• Destroy all artifacts.
• Destroy all enchantments.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.37 $0.23

Damn

Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery

$3.49 $2.15 $1.30

Despark

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

Instant

$0.79 $0.36 $0.25

Fracture

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

Instant

$0.69 $0.63 $0.15

Mortify

Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Instant

$0.39 $0.20 $0.15

Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

$2.79 $1.05 $1.29

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant

$3.49 $1.48 $1.56

Vindicate

Destroy target permanent.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.75 $0.20

Removal

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Stax

Qty: 1 Price: $5.99

Blind Obedience

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay

. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

Enchantment

$5.99 $5.64 $4.29

Stax

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Tokens

Qty: 3 Price: $23.47

Edgar, Charmed Groom

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.
When Edgar dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Noble

Edgar, Charmed Groom // Edgar Markov's Coffin (vow) 236

$4.99 $3.42 $2.49

Elenda, the Dusk Rose

Lifelink
Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Elenda.
When Elenda dies, create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is Elenda's power.

Legendary Creature - Knight Vampire

$9.99 $5.83 $5.13

Resplendent Angel

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 5 or more life this turn, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance.

: Until end of turn, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink.

Creature - Angel

$8.49 $8.77 $5.19

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $84.99

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$84.99 $67.03 $61.47

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $682.76

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Avg Mana Value: 3.02Total Mana Value: 193.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.02Total Mana Value: 193.00

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