Fuck u no Creatures • (Mono-Black Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $24.99

Maha, Its Feathers Night

Flying, trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.

Legendary Creature - Elemental Bird

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$24.99 $22.06 $20.37

Commander

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Burn

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Dingus Staff

Whenever a creature dies, this artifact deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Artifact

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Burn

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Counters

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Blowfly Infestation

Whenever a creature dies, if it had a -1/-1 counter on it, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Enchantment

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$0.79 $0.29 $0.15

Carnifex Demon

Flying
This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it.

, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

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Corrosive Mentor

Black creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Creature - Elemental Rogue

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Liliana's Influence

Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature you don't control. You may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Liliana, Death Wielder, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Sorcery

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Lockjaw Snapper

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
When this creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature with a -1/-1 counter on it.

Creature Artifact - Scarecrow

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$1.29 $1.09 $0.50

Counters

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Discard

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Let's Play a Game

Delirium — Choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose one or more instead.
• Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Each opponent discards two cards.
• Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Sorcery

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Painful Quandary

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Enchantment

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Seeker's Folly

Choose one —
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

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Discard

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Drain

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Grievous Wound

Enchant player
Enchanted player can't gain life.
Whenever enchanted player is dealt damage, they lose half their life, rounded up.

Enchantment - Aura

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Drain

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Draw

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Gruesome Realization

Choose one —
• You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
• Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

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Harvester of Souls

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature - Demon

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$1.99 $0.69 $0.63

Massacre Girl, Known Killer

Menace
Creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

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$1.49 $0.69 $0.41

Read the Bones

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

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Draw

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Finisher

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Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

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Vorpal Sword

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has deathtouch.

: Until end of turn, this Equipment gains "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

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Finisher

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Land

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Barren Moor

This land enters tapped.

: Add

.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

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Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

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Mortuary Mire

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

: Add

Land

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Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

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Land

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Lifegain

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Eternal Thirst

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has lifelink and "Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." (Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Enchantment - Aura

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$0.59 $0.21 $0.19

Sangromancer

Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may gain 3 life.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may gain 3 life.

Creature - Vampire Shaman

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$1.49 $0.71 $0.69

Lifegain

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Protection

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Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

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Feign Death

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

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Kaya's Ghostform

Enchant creature or planeswalker you control
When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment - Aura

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Undying Malice

Until end of turn, target creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Instant

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Wail of the Nim

Choose one —
• Regenerate each creature you control.
• Wail of the Nim deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Entwine

(Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Instant

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Protection

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Pump

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Lashwrithe

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each Swamp you control.
Equip

(

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)

Artifact - Equipment

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Pump

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

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$1.49 $0.60 $0.59

Black Market

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add

for each charge counter on this enchantment.

Enchantment

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Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

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Ramp

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Recursion

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Gisa, Glorious Resurrector

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put all creature cards exiled with Gisa onto the battlefield under your control. They gain decayed. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

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Grave Betrayal

Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Enchantment

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Hazel's Nocturne

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Instant

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$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Necroskitter

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Creature - Elemental

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Rise of the Dark Realms

Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

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Victimize

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

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Wail of War

Choose one —
• Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

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Recursion

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Removal

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Black Sun's Twilight

Up to one target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X is 5 or more, return a creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

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Black Sun's Zenith

Put X -1/-1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Sorcery

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Blight Sickle

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has wither. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

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Consuming Corruption

Consuming Corruption deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.

Instant

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Cower in Fear

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

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Curse of Death's Hold

Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls get -1/-1.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

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$1.79 $0.80 $0.67

Death's-Head Buzzard

Flying
When this creature dies, all creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature - Bird

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$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Dry Spell

Dry Spell deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Sorcery

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Fell

Destroy target creature.

Sorcery

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Festergloom

Nonblack creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

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$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Festering Mummy

When this creature dies, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Creature - Zombie

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$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Illness in the Ranks

Creature tokens get -1/-1.

Enchantment

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Liliana, Death Wielder

+2: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
−3: Destroy target creature with a -1/-1 counter on it.
−10: Return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana

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Make Obsolete

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

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Massacre Girl

Menace
When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

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$1.29 $0.56 $0.35

Massacre Wurm

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

Creature - Wurm Phyrexian

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$6.49 $4.74 $3.57

Midnight Banshee

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each nonblack creature.

Creature - Spirit

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Mutilate

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.

Sorcery

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Neutralize the Guards

Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant

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Pestilence Demon

Flying

: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature - Demon

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Plague Mare

This creature can't be blocked by white creatures.
When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature - Nightmare Horse

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Screams from Within

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
When enchanted creature dies, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment - Aura

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$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Suffocating Fumes

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

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The Black Breath

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Sorcery

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V.A.T.S.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Instant

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Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Darkness Descends

Put two -1/-1 counters on each creature.

Sorcery

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Sorcery

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Tutor

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Diabolic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

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$2.29 $1.16 $1.00

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $132.74

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.53Total Mana Value: 219.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.53Total Mana Value: 219.00

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