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Artifact

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Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122

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Creature

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Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (ulst) 12
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Fraction Jackson
,
: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Hero
Fraction Jackson (unh) 97
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Vile Bile
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Ooze
Vile Bile (unh) 65

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Enchantment

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Necro-Impotence
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
Necro-Impotence (unh) 60

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Instant

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Sauté
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
Instant
Sauté (unh) 88
Save Life
Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Save Life (unh) 19
Supersize
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
Instant
Supersize (unh) 113

Instant

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Land

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City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134

Land

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Ramp

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Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5

Ramp

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Removal

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Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90

Removal

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Sorcery

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Nerf War
Fire a Nerf® blaster until empty at target library from at least two meters away. For each card knocked off that library, put it into its owner's graveyard and Nerf War deals ½ damage to that player. (Foam darts only.)
Sorcery
Nerf War (h17) 2
Wet Willie of the Damned
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned (unh) 66

Sorcery

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Deck Info

Deck stats

4 pips - 4 cards
1 mana - 1 card
4 pips - 3 cards
1 mana - 1 card
8 pips - 4 cards
1 mana - 1 card
6 pips - 5 cards
1 mana - 1 card
4 pips - 4 cards
1 mana - 1 card
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 0 cards
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