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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $84.99

Thalia and The Gitrog Monster

First strike, deathtouch
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human Horror Frog

$84.99 $83.57 $135.24

Commander

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Counters

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Ajani Goldmane

+1: You gain 2 life.
−1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
−6: Create a white Avatar creature token. It has "This token's power and toughness are each equal to your life total."

Legendary Planeswalker - Ajani

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Counters

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Creature

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Blade of the Sixth Pride

Creature - Cat Rebel

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Forest Bear

Creature - Bear

$5.49 $3.28 $1.87

Mass of Ghouls

Creature - Warrior Zombie

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Nessian Courser

Creature - Warrior Centaur

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Creature

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Rankle, Master of Pranks

Flying, haste
Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number —
• Each player discards a card.
• Each player loses 1 life and draws a card.
• Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Legendary Creature - Rogue Faerie

$4.49 $5.05 $4.49

Discard

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Draw

Qty: 3 Price: $105.48

Dark Confidant

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Creature - Human Wizard

$99.99 $64.65 $65.91

Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery

$5.49 $4.48 $3.10

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

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Draw

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Evasion

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Ghalta, Primal Hunger

This spell costs

less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control.
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur

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Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 3 Price: $7.78

Gigantosaurus

Creature - Dinosaur

$4.99 $4.20 $2.34

Moonshaker Cavalry

Flying
When this creature enters, creatures you control gain flying and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature - Knight Spirit

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Yargle, Glutton of Urborg

Legendary Creature - Spirit Frog

$2.79 $2.64 $2.67

Finisher

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Land

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Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$13.99 $12.25 $13.02

Forest

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Basic Land - Forest

$2.79 $1.22 $0.38

Godless Shrine

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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Plains Swamp

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Overgrown Tomb

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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Forest

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Plains

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Basic Land - Plains

$2.29 $1.02 $0.50

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

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Temple Garden

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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Plains Forest

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Land

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Protection

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Brave the Elements

Choose a color. White creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn.

Instant

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Steely Resolve

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type have shroud. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.)

Enchantment

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Protection

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Pump

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Giant Growth

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Instant

$4.49 $5.96 $3.51

Pump

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Ramp

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Avacyn's Pilgrim

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Creature - Human Monk

$3.99 $3.28 $3.00

Fyndhorn Elves

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Creature - Elf Druid

$27.99 $39.34 $36.47

Garruk Wildspeaker

+1: Untap two target lands.
−1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
−4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker - Garruk

$5.49 $5.34 $5.44

Harrow

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant

$8.99 $6.53 $5.98

Memnite

Creature Artifact - Construct

$3.99 $2.84 $1.25

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$11.99 $11.37 $8.85

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Shaman Snake

$4.49 $3.71 $2.93

Sol Ring

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Artifact

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Utopia Sprawl

Enchant Forest
As this Aura enters, choose a color.
Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Enchantment - Aura

$4.99 $3.92 $2.21

Wayfarer's Bauble

, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact

$4.99 $4.10 $4.10

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 4 Price: $25.16

Coffin Queen

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step.

: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When this creature becomes untapped or you lose control of this creature, exile that creature.

Creature - Wizard Zombie

$3.99 $3.74 $2.79

Recollect

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

$0.69 $2.38 $0.29

Vengevine

Haste
Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Elemental

$16.99 $15.91 $14.74

Zombify

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

$3.49 $7.06 $3.64

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 22 Price: $301.54

Celestial Purge

Exile target black or red permanent.

Instant

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Condemn

Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.

Instant

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Corrupt

Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Sorcery

$1.29 $1.63 $0.89

Cruel Edict

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Sorcery

$1.29 $1.64 $0.35

Damnation

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$54.99 $63.21 $41.46

Day of Judgment

Destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

$10.99 $14.96 $6.93

Disenchant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

$4.99 $7.73 $5.36

Doom Blade

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Instant

$3.99 $3.53 $3.42

Infest

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.74 $0.31

Kozilek's Command

Choose two —
• Target player creates X 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add

."
• Target player scries X, then draws a card.
• Exile target creature with mana value X or less.
• Exile up to X target cards from graveyards.

Instant Kindred - Eldrazi

$99.99 $176.04 $218.82

Mana Tithe

Counter target spell unless its controller pays

Instant

$19.99 $30.83 $14.16

Mortify

Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Instant

$2.79 $3.75 $1.30

Nameless Inversion

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Target creature gets +3/-3 and loses all creature types until end of turn.

Instant Kindred - Shapeshifter

$1.79 $4.94 $3.55

Oxidize

Destroy target artifact. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$1.79 $1.37 $1.67

Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

$6.99 $8.69 $8.33

Prismatic Ending

Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Sorcery

$19.99 $21.43 $22.89

Putrefy

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

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Reciprocate

Exile target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

Instant

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Terror

Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$---- $7.71 $4.37

Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

When you cast this spell, exile two target permanents.
Indestructible
Whenever Ulamog attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of their library.

Legendary Creature - Eldrazi

$34.99 $29.43 $32.29

Unmake

Exile target creature.

Instant

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Wrath of God

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$34.99 $40.53 $19.02

Removal

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Stax

Qty: 2 Price: $0.00

Dauthi Voidwalker

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it.

, Sacrifice this creature: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.

Creature - Rogue Dauthi

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Void Winnower

Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. (Zero is even.)
Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.

Creature - Eldrazi

$---- $99.84 $169.62

Stax

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Tutor

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Liliana Vess

+1: Target player discards a card.
−2: Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
−8: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana

$22.99 $25.37 $26.31

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $853.50

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.07Total Mana Value: 172.00

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23 pips - 16 cards

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17 mana - 17 cards

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29 pips - 20 cards

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16 mana - 16 cards

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27 pips - 19 cards

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18 mana - 18 cards

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2 pips - 1 card

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3 mana - 2 cards

Avg Mana Value: 3.07Total Mana Value: 172.00

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