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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Jon Irenicus, Shattered One

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed." (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Wizard Elf

$0.49 $0.30 $0.15

Commander

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Drain

Qty: 3 Price: $2.53

Ebon Drake

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Drake

$1.79 $1.20 $0.52

Flesh Reaver

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature or opponent, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.39 $0.23 $0.15

Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 10 Price: $141.30

Baleful Strix

Flying, deathtouch
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature Artifact - Bird

$7.49 $4.37 $4.32

Brainstorm

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Instant

$2.79 $1.50 $1.00

Cunning Rhetoric

Whenever an opponent attacks you and/or one or more planeswalkers you control, exile the top card of that player's library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.

Enchantment

$3.49 $3.44 $2.91

Master of the Feast

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.

Creature Enchantment - Demon

$10.99 $10.57 $5.24

Modify Memory

Exchange control of two target creatures controlled by different players. If you control neither creature, draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.19 $0.15

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$5.99 $5.00 $3.28

Ponder

Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$4.49 $2.43 $2.15

Preordain

Scry 2, then draw a card. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

$1.79 $0.72 $0.67

Rhystic Study

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays

Enchantment

$94.99 $70.36 $67.73

Sygg, River Cutthroat

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a card. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Legendary Creature - Merfolk Rogue

$8.49 $3.71 $3.64

Draw

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $10.99

Hellcarver Demon

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice all other permanents you control and discard your hand. Exile the top six cards of your library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Creature - Demon

$10.99 $7.26 $3.88

Finisher

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Infect

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Phyrexian Vatmother

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.69 $0.87 $0.20

Infect

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Land

Qty: 34 Price: $83.86

Choked Estuary

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Swamp card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.31 $0.15

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.36 $0.20

Darkwater Catacombs

: Add

Land

$0.99 $0.34 $0.23

Dimir Aqueduct

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.38 $0.30

Island

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Basic Land - Island

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Morphic Pool

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$42.99 $29.66 $27.08

Shipwreck Marsh

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$9.49 $7.58 $6.55

Sunken Hollow

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Island Swamp

$0.99 $0.39 $0.32

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Tainted Isle

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$4.49 $1.61 $----

Watery Grave

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: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Island Swamp

$13.99 $9.13 $8.95

Land

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Protection

Qty: 4 Price: $20.46

Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$5.49 $2.58 $2.13

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $3.53 $3.66

Propaganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays

for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment

$3.99 $2.52 $2.35

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$4.99 $2.10 $1.84

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 10 Price: $23.30

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.44 $0.44

Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$5.49 $3.11 $2.60

Dimir Signet

: Add

Artifact

$1.79 $2.00 $1.02

Everflowing Chalice

Multikicker

(You may pay an additional

any number of times as you cast this spell.)
This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked.

: Add

for each charge counter on this artifact.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.37 $0.16

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$2.29 $1.48 $1.11

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.35 $0.26

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.47 $1.55

Talisman of Dominance

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$2.49 $1.21 $1.21

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.99 $2.45 $2.28

Wayfarer's Bauble

, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.30 $0.25

Ramp

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Removal

Qty: 31 Price: $118.38

Aetherize

Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Instant

$1.29 $0.63 $0.18

Aetherspouts

For each attacking creature, its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Instant

$1.79 $0.97 $0.62

Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

$3.99 $1.88 $1.52

Baleful Mastery

You may pay

rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
If the

cost was paid, an opponent draws a card.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$4.49 $2.13 $2.34

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$7.99 $5.54 $4.22

Curse of the Swine

Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.28 $0.15

Cyclonic Rift

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

$44.99 $35.56 $34.35

Desecration Elemental

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever a player casts a spell, sacrifice a creature.

Creature - Elemental

$6.99 $6.17 $4.10

Drinker of Sorrow

This creature can't block.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage, sacrifice a permanent.

Creature - Horror

$4.49 $2.59 $2.45

Exchange of Words

When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.

Enchantment

$1.49 $0.86 $0.59

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.39 $0.23

Ghoulish Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.79 $0.56 $0.15

Greater Harvester

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a permanent.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature - Horror

$2.79 $1.96 $0.63

Infernal Grasp

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$0.79 $0.34 $0.21

Liege of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.
Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature - Demon

$0.79 $0.75 $0.25

Lord of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.

Creature - Demon

$0.99 $0.40 $0.38

Negate

Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$0.35 $0.34 $0.15

Parasitic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Perplexing Chimera

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may exchange control of this creature and that spell. If you do, you may choose new targets for the spell. (If the spell becomes a permanent, you control that permanent.)

Creature Enchantment - Chimera

$1.49 $2.04 $0.56

Perplexing Test

Choose one —
• Return all creature tokens to their owners' hands.
• Return all nontoken creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

$0.59 $0.31 $0.15

Phyrexian Negator

Trample
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$---- $---- $----

Phyrexian Obliterator

Trample
Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents of their choice.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$12.99 $9.96 $7.78

Plague Reaver

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.
Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature - Beast

$0.59 $0.36 $0.15

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$4.49 $3.00 $2.41

Psychic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you scry 2.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Instant

$1.79 $1.14 $0.73

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Instant

$0.59 $0.31 $0.15

Resculpt

Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.

Instant

$0.69 $0.31 $0.15

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.49 $2.25 $0.35

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery

$6.99 $5.15 $5.19

Wrong Turn

Target opponent gains control of target creature. (If an attacking or blocking creature changes controllers, it's removed from combat.)

Instant

$0.79 $0.44 $0.15

Removal

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Stax

Qty: 4 Price: $47.46

Grid Monitor

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$9.99 $5.55 $4.15

Opposition Agent

Flash
You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries.
While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.

Creature - Human Rogue

$24.99 $19.87 $18.70

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$3.99 $1.54 $1.03

Taniwha

Trample
Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, all lands you control phase out. (They phase in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Legendary Creature - Serpent

$8.49 $5.79 $4.89

Stax

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Theft

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Ray of Command

Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. When you lose control of the creature, tap it.

Instant

$0.35 $0.28 $0.16

Theft

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Maybeboard

Qty: 8 Price: $42.08

Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.79 $0.38 $0.15

Asmodeus the Archfiend

Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead.

: Draw seven cards.

: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Legendary Creature - Devil God

$0.69 $0.32 $0.15

Demonic Lore

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Homeward Path

: Add

: Each player gains control of all creatures they own.

Land

$13.99 $8.70 $8.47

Notion Thief

Flash
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

Creature - Human Rogue

$2.79 $3.75 $1.25

Phyrexian Soulgorger

Cumulative upkeep—Sacrifice a creature. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Snow Creature Artifact - Construct Phyrexian

$8.99 $7.19 $6.07

Sudden Substitution

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Exchange control of target noncreature spell and target creature. Then the spell's controller may choose new targets for it.

Instant

$8.49 $7.13 $6.77

Wall of Shards

Defender, flying
Cumulative upkeep—An opponent gains 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Snow Creature - Wall

$5.99 $5.78 $4.06

Maybeboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $449.81

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.94Total Mana Value: 194.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.94Total Mana Value: 194.00

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