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Commander
Harold and Bob, First Numens
Reach, vigilance
When Harold and Bob dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has ': Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.
When Harold and Bob dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has ': Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.
Legendary Creature - Mutant Treefolk
Commander
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Card Advantage
Garruk's Uprising
When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Lifestream's Blessing
Draw X cards, where X is the greatest power among creatures you controlled as you cast this spell. If this spell was cast from exile, you gain twice X life.
Foretell (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Foretell (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Instant
Smuggler's Surprise
Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ — Mill four cards. You may put up to two creature and/or land cards from among the milled cards into your hand.
+ — You may put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
+ — Creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
+ — Mill four cards. You may put up to two creature and/or land cards from among the milled cards into your hand.
+ — You may put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
+ — Creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Instant
Turntimber Symbiosis
Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. If that card has mana value 3 or less, it enters with three additional +1/+1 counters on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sorcery
Vaultborn Tyrant
Trample
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
When this creature dies, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
When this creature dies, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Creature - Dinosaur
Card Advantage
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Deserts
Deserts
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Dino Club
Sauron, Dino Devotee
Flying
Whenever Sauron enters or attacks, choose one —
• Cure Cancer — You gain 3 life.
• Turn People into Dinosaurs — Put a saurian counter on another target creature. It's a green Dinosaur with base power and toughness 5/5 for as long as it has a saurian counter on it.
Whenever Sauron enters or attacks, choose one —
• Cure Cancer — You gain 3 life.
• Turn People into Dinosaurs — Put a saurian counter on another target creature. It's a green Dinosaur with base power and toughness 5/5 for as long as it has a saurian counter on it.
Legendary Creature - Vampire Dinosaur Villain
Dino Club
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Fight Spells
Inscription of Abundance
Kicker
Choose one. If this spell was kicked, choose any number instead.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
• Target player gains X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures they control.
• Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Choose one. If this spell was kicked, choose any number instead.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
• Target player gains X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures they control.
• Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Instant
Tail Swipe
Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If you cast this spell during your main phase, the creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Then those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Instant
Fight Spells
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Interaction
Archdruid's Charm
Choose one —
• Search your library for a creature or land card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield tapped if it's a land card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
• Exile target artifact or enchantment.
• Search your library for a creature or land card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield tapped if it's a land card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
• Exile target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Boseiju, Who Endures
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Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land
Interaction
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Ramp
Intrepid Paleontologist
: Add one mana of any color.
: Exile target card from a graveyard.
You may cast Dinosaur creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)
: Exile target card from a graveyard.
You may cast Dinosaur creature spells from among cards you own exiled with this creature. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)
Creature - Human Druid
Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
Whenever another creature enters, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power.
, : Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
, : Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Legendary Creature - Elf Scout
Topiary Stomper
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
This creature can't attack or block unless you control seven or more lands.
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
This creature can't attack or block unless you control seven or more lands.
Creature - Dinosaur Plant
Ramp
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Sacrifice Effects
Eldritch Evolution
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
Sorcery
Primal Growth
Kicker—Sacrifice a creature. (You may sacrifice a creature in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.)
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Yuna's Decision
Choose one —
• Continue the Pilgrimage — Sacrifice a creature. If you do, draw a card, then you may put a creature card and/or a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
• Find Another Way — Return one or two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
• Continue the Pilgrimage — Sacrifice a creature. If you do, draw a card, then you may put a creature card and/or a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
• Find Another Way — Return one or two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorcery
Sacrifice Effects
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Deep in the irradiated desert, hidden from ferocious dinosaurs and surrounded by devoted druids, stands a sentient tree. Their name is Harold and Bob, First Numens, and they want to die. \nHarold and Bob's Big Boy Dino Club is a dedicated mono green ramp deck that takes the entire premise of commander and flips it on it's head. With this deck, you actually want your commander to die. Once he does, he becomes an enchant forest spell that allows the forest he enchants to tap for three mana. We're going to break that ability to summon huge dinosaurs to devour our opponents faces. There are a few ways to send Harold and Bob to the great beyond. \nCOMBAT\nFirst, there is always combat. Harold and Bob have vigilance and reach, so you can send him into battle and still have him available to deter attackers. He rarely gets blocked, but if he does, you'll get a free mana boost.\nSACRIFICE \nIn green, there are several cards that let you sacrifice a creature for an effect. Life's Legacy and Momentous Fall let you draw cards, Eldritch Evolution and Natural Order let you tutor a creature onto the battlefield, and Primal Growth and Flare of Cultivation let you ramp. Our lands also put in work, with Lazotep Quarry, Miren, the Moaning Well, High Market, and Disciple of Freyalise letting you sacrifice cards for an effect. \nFIGHT SPELLS\nSometimes, Harold and Bob choose violence. Spells like Bushwhack, Tail Swipe, Fight for the Throne, and Inscription of Abundance help Harold and Bob shuffle off the mortal coil while hopefully taking someone with them on the way out. If all else fails, you can target him with Beast Within and get a beast out of the deal. These spells also turn into removal in the late game once you've summoned your Dinos. \nRAMP\nIn addition to our commander, we're going to need quite a bit of ramp to hit our dinos early and often. We're running 20 ramp spells, so I'm only going to call out a few here. We start with Arbor Elf, who let's you untap the land Harold and Bob is enchanting, then ramp into Selvala, Heart of the Wilds, who let's to add upwards of 12 mana once you've played out a dino or two. Map the Frontier provides either basics or deserts, and our deck includes a small desert package to make use of it. We can fetch Lazetop Quarry for a sac outlet, Scavenger Grounds for graveyard hate, or Arid Archway to bounce one of our 5 MDFC's to hand. Lastly, Regal Behemoth and Virtue of Strength double and triple your mana respectively. \nCARD DRAW\nDespite being mono green, this deck is deceptively good at drawing cards. We start early with Gaea's Blessing, Up the Beanstalk and Garruk's Uprising, before drawing huge grips with Vaultborn Tyrant and The Great Henge. My favorite though is Lifestream's Blessing. Once foretold, this spell can draw you up to 12 cards and gain you 20-30 life, all on your opponents turn. \nINTERACTION\nIn addition to our fight spells, several of our dinos also fight when they enter play. In particular, Apex Altisaur is secretly your board wipe. In conjunction with cards like Heroic Intervention or Smuggler's Surprise, he can fight the entire board, leaving only your creatures standing. Ram Through makes a great finisher, allowing you deal the final points of damage . \nMANA\nFor our lands, we take full advantage of being monogreen to use a wide range of utility lands. We start with 18 forests, since Harold and Bob can only enchant forests. Then we include that aforementioned 5 MDFC's and three cycling lands to add to our card draw. Bonder's Enclave and Mariposa's Military Base also let us draw without using a spell slot, and work wonders with Seedborn Muse. Blighted Woodland, Castle Garenbrig, and Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx ramp us even more, while Boseiju, Who Endures adds to our interaction. \nDINO CLUB\nThat leaves us with our Dinos, and we've got all the greatest hits. Both Ghaltas are here, as are Polyraptor (great with fight spells!) and Carnage Tyrant. We even dip our toes into the marvel universe for Spider-Rex, Daring Dino, Sauron, Dino Devote, and Devil Dinosaur. It's not uncommon to have greater than 20 power on the board while everyone else is still setting up. \n\nMany of the cards in the deck serve dual roles, and thanks to all the multimodal spells, you're never without options. This deck draws cards like blue, gains life like white, sacs creatures and tutors like black and deals damage like red. While simple on the surface, there are dozens of tiny combos and synergies worked in that take time to learn and master. The best part is this deck is highly customizable, both for playstyles and budget. While this deck weighs in at $800-900, that's mostly due to a handful of cards, such as The Great Henge and Nykthos, Shrine to Nix. And if you don't like dinosaurs, you can always swap them out for elementals or wurms, two of my other favorites. Happy Beatings! \n"}]}