PURE COMEDY • (Rakdos Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Legendary Creature - Imp

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 1 Price: $3.49

Sleeper Agent

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$3.49 $4.15 $1.40

Burn

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $3.49

Rotting Regisaur

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.

Creature - Dinosaur Zombie

$3.49 $1.56 $2.01

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.59 $0.38 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 14 Price: $16.94

Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.96 $0.23

Demonic Pact

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This enchantment deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Draw two cards.
• You lose the game.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.32 $0.15

Disturbing Mirth

When this enchantment enters, you may sacrifice another enchantment or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
When you sacrifice this enchantment, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.38 $0.29

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Fists of Flame

Draw a card. Until end of turn, target creature gains trample and gets +1/+0 for each card you've drawn this turn. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Instant

$0.39 $0.23 $0.15

Humble Defector

: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Immortal Coil

, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.
If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

Artifact

$1.99 $0.54 $0.40

Nefarious Lich

If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Enchantment

$4.49 $11.29 $0.94

Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.33 $0.23

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$1.79 $4.41 $0.43

Vision of Love

You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.

Instant

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Legendary Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$2.79 $2.04 $1.09

Zuko, Conflicted

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one that hasn't been chosen and you lose 2 life —
• Draw a card.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Zuko.
• Add

.
• Exile Zuko, then return him to the battlefield under an opponent's control.

Legendary Creature - Human Rogue

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Draw

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $70.16

Akoum Refuge

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.18 $0.15

Bloodfell Caves

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Bloodstained Mire

, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

$29.99 $17.74 $15.94

Boiling Rock Prison

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Land

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Canyon Slough

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Cinder Barrens

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Cliffgate

This land enters tapped.
As this land enters, choose a color other than red.

: Add

or one mana of the chosen color.

Land - Gate

$0.79 $0.34 $0.31

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.34 $0.26

Contested War Zone

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, that creature's controller gains control of this land.

: Add

: Attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land

$0.59 $0.33 $0.15

Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.45 $0.46

Evolving Wilds

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Foreboding Ruins

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.31 $0.25

Geothermal Bog

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.69 $0.24 $0.15

Hell's Kitchen

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Hidden Necropolis

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land - Cave

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Hidden Volcano

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land - Cave

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Luxury Suite

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$13.99 $8.53 $8.80

Molten Slagheap

: Add

: Put a storage counter on this land.

, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of

and/or

Land

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$---- $0.12 $0.15

Mystifying Maze

: Add

: Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.

Land

$1.29 $0.55 $0.31

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$0.39 $0.28 $0.15

Rainbow Vale

: Add one mana of any color. An opponent gains control of this land at the beginning of the next end step.

Land

$5.99 $5.88 $1.91

Riveteers Overlook

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$2.79 $---- $----

Smoldering Marsh

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.79 $0.34 $0.17

Stensia Bloodhall

: Add

: This land deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Land

$0.49 $0.24 $0.15

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.13 $0.15

Temple of Malice

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.22 $0.15

Terramorphic Expanse

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Thespian's Stage

: Add

: This land becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.

Land

$0.99 $0.47 $0.29

Urborg Volcano

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Zhalfirin Void

When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$1.29 $0.76 $0.34

Land

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Landfall

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Wayward Guide-Beast

Trample, haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

Creature - Beast

$0.49 $0.17 $0.15

Landfall

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Protection

Qty: 6 Price: $24.60

Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$3.99 $2.56 $1.88

Bolt Bend

This spell costs

less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant

$9.49 $5.49 $4.20

Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.
Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Demon Berserker

$1.29 $0.54 $0.55

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $3.79 $4.00

Taunting Kobold

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, goad target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature - Kobold

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $2.14 $2.05

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 17 Price: $48.89

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.77 $0.35

Bontu's Monument

Black creature spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Artifact

$4.49 $3.58 $2.81

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.37 $0.31

Coveted Jewel

When this artifact enters, draw three cards.

: Add three mana of any one color.
Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.26 $0.15

Curse of Opulence

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.99 $4.06 $4.20

Cursed Mirror

: Add

.
As this artifact enters, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.47 $0.15

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$11.99 $7.55 $7.92

Desperate Ritual

Add

.
Splice onto Arcane

(As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Instant - Arcane

$6.99 $6.34 $4.67

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$1.49 $1.26 $0.78

Gilded Lotus

: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.65 $0.48

Mana Geyser

Add

for each tapped land your opponents control.

Sorcery

$1.79 $1.27 $0.83

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.35 $0.26

Molten Man, Inferno Incarnate

When Molten Man enters, search your library for a basic Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Molten Man gets +1/+1 for each Mountain you control.
When Molten Man leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land.

Legendary Creature - Elemental Villain

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Rakdos Signet

: Add

Artifact

$3.49 $3.94 $1.37

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $1.39 $1.27

Talisman of Indulgence

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$2.79 $1.82 $1.20

Witch Engine

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

: Add

. Target opponent gains control of this creature. (Activate only as an instant.)

Creature - Horror

$0.49 $0.26 $0.19

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $1.49

Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment

$1.49 $1.80 $0.73

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 11 Price: $14.81

Abrade

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Instant

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.79 $0.72 $0.31

Custody Battle

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land."

Enchantment - Aura

$1.49 $1.11 $0.36

Deface

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target creature with defender.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$5.99 $4.58 $3.86

Ghoulish Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.69 $0.52 $0.31

Plague Reaver

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.
Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature - Beast

$0.79 $0.36 $0.15

Power Word Kill

Destroy target non-Angel, non-Demon, non-Devil, non-Dragon creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$0.99 $0.45 $0.40

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.99 $1.68 $0.26

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$0.99 $0.30 $0.21

Removal

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Theft

Qty: 2 Price: $9.58

Bazaar Trader

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature - Goblin

$8.99 $6.01 $5.87

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.26 $0.15

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 1 Price: $0.79

Akroan Horse

Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature Artifact - Horse

$0.79 $0.59 $0.39

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 5 Price: $62.65

Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$37.99 $26.84 $18.64

Infernal Tutor

Reveal a card from your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Hellbent — If you have no cards in hand, instead search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.48 $0.15

Profane Tutor

Suspend 2—

(Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay

and exile it with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$6.49 $4.43 $3.90

Scheming Symmetry

Choose two target players. Each of them searches their library for a card, then shuffles and puts that card on top.

Sorcery

$12.99 $9.30 $8.27

Wishclaw Talisman

This artifact enters with three wish counters on it.

, Remove a wish counter from this artifact: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of this artifact. Activate only during your turn.

Artifact

$4.49 $2.21 $1.28

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $258.46

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.66Total Mana Value: 165.00

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Ramp

Recursion

Removal

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Avg Mana Value: 2.66Total Mana Value: 165.00

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