JuanBolt
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Okay so you have a lobster, good.\nGet the lobster out ASAP, keep some protection on hand and give him lifelink.\nTHEN get some cheap artifacts out and sacrifice as many as you can per player rotation.\nLobster with lifelink plus artifacts to sac means lots of health for you, lots of damage for your enemies and suddenly youre cooking but nobodys hungry anymore.\nTHEY will try to stop you. And honestly they probably will, as soon as the lobster is gone youre COOKED (get it, haha) cause hes the only reliable damage in the deck. \nLucky you, hes cheap, theres ways to give him haste and you just gotta protect him better.\nTheres enough card draw in this that you SHOULD be drawing some protection eventually, either that or you recast him enough times for your enemies to run out of removal.\n\nI still got like 50 words to go until this officially counts as a primer so uhhh yea lobber.\n\nHeres a short recap: \nNUMBER ONE GET LOBBER OUT\nnumber TWO give lobber lifelink\nNUMBER three cheap artifacts\nnumber four PROTECC the lobber\nnumber five draw many cards\nnumber six GET TO SACRIFICING\n\nSACnDMG -> gain life -> end step untap -> next players turn -> SACnDMG -> gain life -> end step untap REPEAT\n"}]}
Commander
Ragost, Deft Gastronaut
Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."
, , Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent.
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
, , Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent.
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen
Commander
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Copy
Copy
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Draw
Saheeli's Lattice
When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Craft with one or more Dinosaurs (, Exile this artifact, Exile one or more Dinosaurs you control and/or Dinosaur cards from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)
Craft with one or more Dinosaurs (, Exile this artifact, Exile one or more Dinosaurs you control and/or Dinosaur cards from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)
Artifact
Draw
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Land
Land
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Lifegain
Basilisk Collar
Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Lifegain
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Protection
Restoration Magic
Tiered (Choose one additional cost.)
• Cure — — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
• Cura — — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 3 life.
• Curaga — — Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 6 life.
• Cure — — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
• Cura — — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 3 life.
• Curaga — — Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 6 life.
Instant
Swiftfoot Boots
Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Protection
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Ramp
Ramp
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Recursion
Ratchet, Field Medic
More Than Meets the Eye (You may cast this card converted for .)
Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, you may convert Ratchet. When you do, return target artifact card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, you may convert Ratchet. When you do, return target artifact card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
Recursion
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Removal
Bottle-Cap Blast
Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for .)
Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Instant
Removal
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Tokens
Tokens
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Tutor
Oswald Fiddlebender
Magical Tinkering — , , Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Artificer Gnome
Tutor
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Untap
Untap
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Sideboard
Sevinne's Reclamation
Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Sorcery
Weftstalker Ardent
Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Warp (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)
Warp (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)
Creature - Artificer Drix
Sideboard
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Maybeboard
Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon
Whenever you attack with one or more non-Gnome creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on Anim Pakal, then create X 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens that are tapped and attacking, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Anim Pakal.
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Apothecary White
Vigilance
Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, , Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, , Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric
Astrid Peth
Whenever Astrid Peth enters or attacks, create a Food token.
Brand-new Sky — Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Brand-new Sky — Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Legendary Creature - Human
Daretti, Scrap Savant
+2: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
−2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
−10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step."
Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.
−2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
−10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step."
Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Daretti
Haliya, Guided by Light
Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn.
Warp (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn.
Warp (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Osgir, the Reconstructor
Vigilance
, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
, , Exile an artifact card with mana value X from your graveyard: Create two tokens that are copies of the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.
, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
, , Exile an artifact card with mana value X from your graveyard: Create two tokens that are copies of the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Artificer Giant
Rosie Cotton of South Lane
When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.
Legendary Creature - Peasant Halfling
Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
, , Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
, , Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Knight Food
Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has ', , Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip .
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artificer
Maybeboard
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Description
{"ops":[{"insert":"Okay so you have a lobster, good.\nGet the lobster out ASAP, keep some protection on hand and give him lifelink.\nTHEN get some cheap artifacts out and sacrifice as many as you can per player rotation.\nLobster with lifelink plus artifacts to sac means lots of health for you, lots of damage for your enemies and suddenly youre cooking but nobodys hungry anymore.\nTHEY will try to stop you. And honestly they probably will, as soon as the lobster is gone youre COOKED (get it, haha) cause hes the only reliable damage in the deck. \nLucky you, hes cheap, theres ways to give him haste and you just gotta protect him better.\nTheres enough card draw in this that you SHOULD be drawing some protection eventually, either that or you recast him enough times for your enemies to run out of removal.\n\nI still got like 50 words to go until this officially counts as a primer so uhhh yea lobber.\n\nHeres a short recap: \nNUMBER ONE GET LOBBER OUT\nnumber TWO give lobber lifelink\nNUMBER three cheap artifacts\nnumber four PROTECC the lobber\nnumber five draw many cards\nnumber six GET TO SACRIFICING\n\nSACnDMG -> gain life -> end step untap -> next players turn -> SACnDMG -> gain life -> end step untap REPEAT\n"}]}