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Lifedrain Lifegain Sacrifice

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Lifedrain Lifegain Sacrifice

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Commander

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Arne, Annoying Dipshit

Deathtouch

Whenever a creature you control with power or toughness 1 or less dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

"I know JUST what to use to disarm this trap!" -Arne, before throwing a sentient squid onto a pressure plate.

Legendary Creature - (Not) Vampire Druid

2 / 2

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Commander

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Copy

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The Masamune

As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked if able.
Equipped creature has "If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of this creature or an emblem you own to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time."
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $1.15 $0.51

Copy

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Drain

Qty: 6 Price: $25.84

Bastion of Remembrance

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.34 $0.20

Blood Artist

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire

$3.99 $3.68 $2.34

Gray Merchant of Asphodel

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Each

in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Creature - Zombie

$2.79 $4.36 $1.01

Mirkwood Bats

Flying
Whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Bat

$1.79 $1.71 $0.95

Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric

$13.99 $10.26 $9.69

Zulaport Cutthroat

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Rogue Ally

$2.49 $1.14 $1.02

Drain

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Draw

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Black Market Connections

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)

Enchantment

$16.99 $9.23 $9.21

Braids, Arisen Nightmare

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker. If you do, each opponent may sacrifice a permanent of their choice that shares a card type with it. For each opponent who doesn't, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Nightmare

$7.49 $4.28 $3.62

Corrupted Conviction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.79 $0.34 $0.15

Deadly Dispute

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$1.29 $0.33 $0.15

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$1.49 $5.45 $----

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$8.49 $5.03 $4.69

Vampiric Rites

, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Enchantment

$0.39 $0.13 $0.15

Village Rites

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.99 $0.81 $0.18

Draw

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $57.73

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

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Cabal Coffers

: Add

for each Swamp you control.

Land

$39.99 $31.16 $23.72

Swamp

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: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $---- $----

Volatile Fault

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You create a Treasure token.

Land - Cave

$0.59 $0.37 $0.15

Land

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Protection

Qty: 5 Price: $18.97

Armor of Shadows

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Imp's Mischief

Change the target of target spell with a single target. You lose life equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant

$10.99 $9.26 $8.59

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $3.54 $4.28

Professor's Warning

Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Shell of the Last Kappa

: Exile target instant or sorcery spell that targets you. (The spell has no effect.)

, Sacrifice Shell of the Last Kappa: You may cast a spell from among cards exiled with Shell of the Last Kappa without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Artifact

$0.79 $0.69 $0.31

Protection

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.51 $0.51

Ashnod's Altar

Sacrifice a creature: Add

Artifact

$19.99 $16.59 $14.56

Bontu's Monument

Black creature spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Artifact

$6.49 $3.79 $3.38

Crypt Ghast

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay

. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional

Creature - Spirit

$21.99 $11.94 $12.14

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$4.49 $4.74 $2.20

Jet Medallion

Black spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$19.99 $12.42 $10.68

Liliana of the Dark Realms

+1: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
−3: Target creature gets +X/+X or -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
−6: You get an emblem with "Swamps you control have '

: Add

.'"

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana

$15.99 $9.08 $6.93

Pawn of Ulamog

Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add

Creature - Vampire Shaman

$0.99 $0.51 $0.19

Phyrexian Altar

Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$69.99 $58.73 $56.26

Pitiless Plunderer

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature - Human Pirate

$5.99 $4.24 $3.59

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $2.28 $1.51

The Darkness Crystal

Black spells you cast cost

less to cast.
If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life.

: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Legendary Artifact

$6.49 $5.20 $4.02

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 7 Price: $23.73

Endless Cockroaches

When this creature dies, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature - Insect

$0.59 $0.38 $0.15

Nine-Lives Familiar

This creature enters with eight revival counters on it if you cast it.
When this creature dies, if it had a revival counter on it, return it to the battlefield with one fewer revival counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature - Cat

$2.29 $2.03 $1.22

Phyrexian Reclamation

, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

$3.99 $2.99 $2.63

Reanimate

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Sorcery

$13.99 $7.44 $7.46

Reassembling Skeleton

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.39 $0.28 $0.15

Unearth

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.53 $0.41

Victimize

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

$1.49 $1.35 $0.66

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 7 Price: $93.73

Deadly Rollick

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target creature.

Instant

$42.99 $29.64 $28.08

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.21 $0.15

Maha, Its Feathers Night

Flying, trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.

Legendary Creature - Elemental Bird

$29.99 $21.20 $21.87

Mutilate

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.

Sorcery

$1.79 $2.41 $1.04

Tragic Slip

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

Instant

$1.29 $0.47 $0.19

Withering Boon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 3 life.
Counter target creature spell.

Instant

$14.99 $11.76 $9.18

Withering Torment

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$2.29 $1.38 $1.52

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 2 Price: $24.78

Viscera Seer

Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature - Wizard Vampire

$0.79 $0.43 $0.37

Warren Soultrader

Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature - Wizard Goblin Zombie

$23.99 $18.94 $16.97

Sac Outlet

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Sorcery

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Send in the Pest

Each opponent discards a card. You create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life."

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Sorcery

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Theft

Qty: 1 Price: $9.99

Tinybones, the Pickpocket

Deathtouch
Whenever Tinybones deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target nonland permanent card from that player's graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Legendary Creature - Skeleton Rogue

$9.99 $7.13 $5.71

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 7 Price: $68.73

Abhorrent Overlord

Flying
When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black. (Each

in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

Creature - Demon

$1.49 $0.43 $0.29

Akroan Horse

Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature Artifact - Horse

$0.99 $0.61 $0.26

Bitterbloom Bearer

Flash
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.

Creature - Rogue Faerie

$20.99 $13.96 $13.53

Bitterblossom

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.

Enchantment Kindred - Faerie

$34.99 $31.74 $30.88

Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder

Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's mana value.
When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr.

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

$2.49 $3.31 $1.86

Great Unclean One

Reverberating Summons — At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 2 life. Then for each opponent who has less life than you, create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

Creature - Demon

$5.99 $5.10 $4.16

Ophiomancer

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.

Creature - Human Shaman

$1.79 $1.45 $0.65

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 3 Price: $155.97

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$74.99 $84.69 $723.76

Diabolic Intent

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$20.99 $18.65 $17.29

Vampiric Tutor

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$59.99 $54.98 $52.53

Tutor

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Maybeboard

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Arnyn, Deathbloom Botanist

Deathtouch
Whenever a creature you control with power or toughness 1 or less dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature - Vampire Druid

$0.35 $0.35 $0.15

Maybeboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $695.50

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Avg Mana Value: 2.58Total Mana Value: 160.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.58Total Mana Value: 160.00

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