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Commander

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Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (ulst) 4
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (ulst) 17

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Artifact

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Everythingamajig
,
: Scry 2.
,
, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ulst) 56
Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Kindslaver
,
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ulst) 58
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127

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Creature

Qty: 27 Price: $10.67
Atinlay Igpay
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Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (ulst) 12
Border Guardian
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Knight
Border Guardian (ust) 140
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Brushstroke Paintermage
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Brushstroke Paintermage (unh) 27
Bursting Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature - Beeble
Bursting Beebles (unh) 28
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Chivalrous Chevalier
Flying
When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Chivalrous Chevalier (ust) 5
Collector Protector
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or this creature this turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Collector Protector (unh) 7
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Fascist Art Director
: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature - Human Horror
Fascist Art Director (unh) 11
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12f
Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ulst) 59
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41a
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Standing Army
As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.
Creature - Human Soldier
Standing Army (unh) 20
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130
Wall of Fortune
Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Wall of Fortune (und) 30

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Draw

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Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Form of the Mulldrifter
When Form of the Mulldrifter enters, draw two cards.
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Mulldrifter. (You can still evoke this way. They're Mulldrifters.)
Enchantment Tribal - Elemental
Form of the Mulldrifter (cmb2) 22
Mise
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
Instant
Mise (unh) 38
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125

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Enchantment

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Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
Circle of Protection: Art
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
Enchantment
Circle of Protection: Art (unh) 6
First Come, First Served
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
Enchantment
First Come, First Served (unh) 12
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (ulst) 8

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Finisher

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Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ulst) 11

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Instant

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Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Instant
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) (unh) 10
Framed!
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Instant
Framed! (unh) 33
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40
Sacrifice Play
A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.
Instant
Sacrifice Play (ust) 21
Save Life
Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Save Life (unh) 19

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $21.12
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (trk) 319
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (trk) 317
R&D's Secret Lair
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Legendary Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135

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Ramp

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Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124

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Removal

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Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3b
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ulst) 6
Spell Counter
Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Spell Counter (unh) 46

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Sorcery

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Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ulst) 49
Side Quest
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
Sorcery
Side Quest (ust) 23

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Tokens

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Crow Storm
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Sorcery
Crow Storm (ust) 31

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Deck Info

Deck stats

35 pips - 28 cards
20 mana - 20 cards
31 pips - 24 cards
19 mana - 19 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 1 card
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 1 card
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 1 card
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 2 cards
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