Bad comedy. • (Mono-Black Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Starscream, Power Hungry

More Than Meets the Eye

(You may cast this card converted for

.)
Flying
Whenever you draw a card, if you're the monarch, target opponent loses 2 life.
Whenever one or more creatures deal combat damage to you, convert Starscream.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot

Starscream, Power Hungry // Starscream, Seeker Leader (bot) 5

$4.49 $4.30 $2.80

Commander

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Artifact

Qty: 2 Price: $1.78

Heart-Shaped Herb

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

, Sacrifice this artifact: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with three +1/+1 counters on it and you become the monarch.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

My Precious

Equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked.
Equip—

, Pay 2 life.

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

My Precious // Allure of Power (hob) 176

$1.29 $1.18 $0.46

Artifact

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Burn

Qty: 1 Price: $1.99

Blitzwing, Cruel Tormentor

More Than Meets the Eye

(You may cast this card converted for

.)
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent loses life equal to the life that player lost this turn. If no life is lost this way, convert Blitzwing.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot

Blitzwing, Cruel Tormentor // Blitzwing, Adaptive Assailant (bot) 4

$1.99 $2.00 $1.04

Burn

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Creature

Qty: 1 Price: $2.29

Grave Researcher

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

Creature - Troll Warlock

$2.29 $1.79 $1.56

Creature

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $8.49

Court of Ambition

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 3 life unless they discard a card. If you're the monarch, instead each opponent loses 6 life unless they discard two cards.

Enchantment

$8.49 $5.98 $4.33

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 2 Price: $12.34

Garrulous Sycophant

At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Advisor

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Vein Ripper

Flying
Ward—Sacrifice a creature.
Whenever a creature dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature - Vampire Assassin

$11.99 $7.11 $5.99

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 19 Price: $24.67

Altar's Reap

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Arbiter of Woe

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Flying
When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life. You draw a card and gain 2 life.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Blood Divination

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Corrupted Conviction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.69 $0.37 $0.15

Costly Plunder

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.59 $0.25 $0.20

Crown of Gondor

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
When a legendary creature you control enters, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Equip

. This ability costs

less to activate if you're the monarch.

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$0.59 $0.43 $0.15

Crypt Lurker

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature or discard a creature card. If you do, draw a card.

Creature - Horror

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Dredge

Sacrifice a creature or land.
Draw a card.

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.20

Gibbering Barricade

Defender

, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature - Nightmare Wall

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Marchesa's Decree

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Enchantment

$2.99 $0.76 $0.76

Nasty End

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards. If the sacrificed creature was legendary, draw three cards instead.

Instant

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$5.99 $4.54 $3.55

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$8.49 $4.85 $4.76

Skulltap

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Smothering Abomination

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.

Creature - Eldrazi

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Staunch Throneguard

Vigilance
When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Thorn of the Black Rose

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature - Human Assassin

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Unscrupulous Contractor

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Plot

(You may pay

and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Human Assassin

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Village Rites

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.99 $0.89 $0.18

Draw

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Enchantment

Qty: 1 Price: $0.79

Grave Venerations

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.42 $0.15

Enchantment

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Land

Qty: 41 Price: $59.99

Arcane Lighthouse

: Add

: Until end of turn, creatures your opponents control lose hexproof and shroud and can't have hexproof or shroud.

Land

$2.79 $1.80 $0.80

Arch of Orazca

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)

: Add

: Draw a card. Activate only if you have the city's blessing.

Land

$0.59 $0.37 $0.15

Cabal Coffers

: Add

for each Swamp you control.

Land

$37.99 $30.76 $23.71

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $---- $----

Throne of the High City

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.

Land

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Land

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Recursion

Qty: 13 Price: $13.49

Bloodghast

This creature can't block.
This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Vampire Spirit

$2.29 $0.93 $0.42

Bloodsoaked Champion

This creature can't block.
Raid —

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if you attacked this turn.

Creature - Human Warrior

$0.49 $0.38 $0.25

Forsaken Miner

This creature can't block.
Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay

. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature - Skeleton Rogue

$4.49 $2.31 $2.34

Ghoulsteed

, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Zombie Horse

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Haunt of the Dead Marshes

When this creature enters, scry 1.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activate only if you control a legendary creature.

Creature - Elf Nightmare

$0.79 $---- $----

Infernal Offering

Choose an opponent. You and that player each sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way draws two cards.
Choose an opponent. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then that player returns a creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.34 $0.27

Nim Devourer

This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then sacrifice a creature. Activate only during your upkeep.

Creature - Zombie

$0.49 $0.34 $0.19

Persistent Specimen

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Skeleton

$0.69 $0.33 $0.15

Razorlash Transmogrant

This creature can't block.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. This ability costs

less to activate if an opponent controls four or more nonbasic lands.

Creature Artifact - Zombie

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Reassembling Skeleton

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Retrofitted Transmogrant

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature Artifact - Zombie

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Victimize

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

$1.49 $1.35 $0.66

Xu-Ifit, Osteoharmonist

: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Skeleton in addition to its other types and has no abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 12 Price: $18.04

Archenemy's Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target creature or planeswalker.
• Return one or two target creature and/or planeswalker cards from your graveyard to your hand.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.

Instant

$1.99 $0.96 $0.44

Astarion's Thirst

Exile target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on a commander creature you control, where X is the power of the creature exiled this way.

Instant

$1.99 $2.43 $1.38

Baleful Mastery

You may pay

rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
If the

cost was paid, an opponent draws a card.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$4.49 $2.79 $2.30

Custodi Lich

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature - Cleric Zombie

$0.69 $0.38 $0.35

Eaten Alive

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay

.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Feast of Succession

All creatures get -4/-4 until end of turn. You become the monarch.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Final Vengeance

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment.
Exile target creature.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Gravkill

Exile target creature or Spacecraft.

Instant

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Inevitable End

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature."

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Plague Engineer

Deathtouch
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get -1/-1.

Creature - Carrier Phyrexian

$0.79 $1.35 $0.56

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery

$5.99 $4.78 $4.42

Worthy Cost

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Demon of Catastrophes

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Flying, trample

Creature - Demon

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Sac Outlet

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Theft

Qty: 1 Price: $9.49

Court of Locthwain

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of target opponent's library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you're the monarch, until end of turn, you may cast a spell from among cards exiled with this enchantment without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment

$9.49 $5.31 $4.08

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 3 Price: $3.33

Chittering Witch

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 black Rat creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.

, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature - Human Warlock

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Death Tyrant

Menace
Negative Energy Cone — Whenever an attacking creature you control or a blocking creature an opponent controls dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Skeleton Beholder

$2.49 $2.08 $0.94

Haunted Dead

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $19.99

Diabolic Intent

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$19.99 $17.49 $14.74

Tutor

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $181.66

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Avg Mana Value: 3.14Total Mana Value: 185.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.14Total Mana Value: 185.00

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