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Commander

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Garth One-Eye
: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen from among Disenchant, Braingeyser, Terror, Shivan Dragon, Regrowth, and Black Lotus. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy. (You still pay its costs.)
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Garth One-Eye (mh2) 197

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Artifact

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Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127

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Counters

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Hydradoodle
As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Hydra Dog
Hydradoodle (ulst) 36

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Creature

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Abstract Iguanart
Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Lizard Art
Abstract Iguanart (und) 47
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (ulst) 34
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Clambassadors
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clambassadors (ugl) 18
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (ulst) 4
Fruitcake Elemental
Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible.
At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you.
: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.
Creature - Elemental
Fruitcake Elemental (hho) 6
Hungry Hungry Heifer
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Cow
Hungry Hungry Heifer (ugl) 63
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (ulst) 20
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Miss Demeanor
Flying, first strike
At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Miss Demeanor (ugl) 10
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
Old-Fashioned Vampire
Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
Creature - Vampyre
Old-Fashioned Vampire (ust) 62
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
The Fallen Apart
This creature enters with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to this creature, remove an arm or a leg from it.
This creature can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature - Zombie
The Fallen Apart (unh) 55
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129
Urza's Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Urza's Science Fair Project (ugl) 83

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Draw

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Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen border enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ulst) 37
Split Screen
When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.
Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.
Artifact
Split Screen (ulst) 60

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Enchantment

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Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ulst) 23
Snow Mercy
Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it.
,
,
,
,
: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.
Snow Enchantment
Snow Mercy (hho) 10
Staying Power
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Enchantment
Staying Power (ulst) 8

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Instant

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Gifts Given
Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.
Instant
Gifts Given (hho) 7
Sauté
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
Instant
Sauté (unh) 88

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Land

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Blood Crypt
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Mountain
Blood Crypt (trk) 278
Bloodstained Mire
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Bloodstained Mire (mh3) 216
Bountiful Promenade
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Bountiful Promenade (msc) 226
Breeding Pool
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Forest
Breeding Pool (trk) 279
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
City of Brass
Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
City of Brass (tmc) 62
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (msc) 233
Exotic Orchard
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Land
Exotic Orchard (msc) 241
Flooded Strand
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Flooded Strand (mh3) 220
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (unh) 140
Godless Shrine
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Swamp
Godless Shrine (trk) 285
Hallowed Fountain
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Island
Hallowed Fountain (trk) 286
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (unh) 137
Luxury Suite
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Luxury Suite (msc) 252
Mana Confluence
, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
Land
Mana Confluence (jou) 163
Morphic Pool
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Morphic Pool (clb) 357
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (unh) 139
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198
Overgrown Tomb
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Forest
Overgrown Tomb (trk) 289
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (unh) 136
Rejuvenating Springs
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Rejuvenating Springs (msc) 260
Sacred Foundry
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Mountain
Sacred Foundry (trk) 295
Sea of Clouds
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Sea of Clouds (clb) 360
Steam Vents
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Mountain
Steam Vents (trk) 298
Stomping Ground
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Mountain Forest
Stomping Ground (trk) 299
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (unh) 138
Temple Garden
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Forest
Temple Garden (trk) 301
Training Center
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Training Center (cmm) 434
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Vault of Champions
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Vault of Champions (cmm) 436
Watery Grave
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Swamp
Watery Grave (trk) 306
Wooded Foothills
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Wooded Foothills (mh3) 236

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Protection

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Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (ulst) 3

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (msc) 193
Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Chromatic Lantern
Lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Chromatic Lantern (msc) 195
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (msc) 213

Ramp

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Removal

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AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
Fowl Play
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchantment - Aura
Fowl Play (ugl) 24
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Kill! Destroy!
Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Kill! Destroy! (unh) 58
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (und) 59
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (unh) 67
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

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Sorcery

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Naughty
Search another target player's library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle that player's library.
Sorcery
Naughty // Nice (hho) 12
Season's Beatings
Family gathering — Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.
Sorcery
Season's Beatings (hho) 9
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service (ugl) 53

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Theft

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X
As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
,
: Put X into target opponent's hand.
: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Human Spy
X (ulst) 53

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Tokens

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Squirrel Dealer
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Bird Lizard Raccoon
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (ulst) 61

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Tutor

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116

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Sideboard

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Black Lotus
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
Black Lotus (2ed) 233
Braingeyser
Target player draws X cards.
Sorcery
Braingeyser (3ed) 50
Disenchant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Disenchant (fdn) 572
Regrowth
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorcery
Regrowth (plst) A25-187
Shivan Dragon
Flying
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Creature - Dragon
Shivan Dragon (fdn) 206
Terror
Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
Instant
Terror (dmr) 312

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Maybeboard

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1
Catch
Gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
Sorcery
Catch // Release (dgm) 125
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Half-Kitten, Half-
Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Cat
Half-Kitten, Half- (ust) 9
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs
less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
Creature - Beast Demon Grandchild
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. (ulst) 21
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29

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Deck Info

Deck stats

17 pips - 14 cards
20 mana - 19 cards
14 pips - 11 cards
21 mana - 20 cards
20 pips - 12 cards
19 mana - 18 cards
18 pips - 11 cards
18 mana - 17 cards
17 pips - 12 cards
17 mana - 16 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 2 cards
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