Fucking Garbage • (Mono-Black Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 2 Price: $2.34

Armix, Filigree Thrasher

Whenever Armix attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control plus the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Tormod, the Desecrator

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature - Wizard Zombie

$1.99 $1.24 $0.90

Commander

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Artifact

Qty: 15 Price: $56.99

Altar of Bhaal

, Exile a creature you control: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

Altar of Bhaal // Bone Offering (clb) 109

$0.79 $0.35 $0.26

Bloodthirsty Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact - Equipment

$0.79 $0.40 $0.52

Bumbleflower's Sharepot

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Collector's Vault

: Draw a card, then discard a card. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact

$1.99 $0.78 $0.53

Dino DNA

Imprint —

: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.

: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with this artifact, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

$16.99 $16.13 $14.27

Dollhouse of Horrors

, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's a 0/0 Construct artifact in addition to its other types and it has "This token gets +1/+1 for each Construct you control." It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.34 $0.15

Dross Skullbomb

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Eerie Gravestone

When this artifact enters, draw a card.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Mill four cards. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Artifact

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Heirloom Mirror

, Pay 1 life, Discard a card: Draw a card, mill a card, then put a ritual counter on this artifact. Then if it has three or more ritual counters on it, remove them and transform it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

Heirloom Mirror // Inherited Fiend (mid) 105

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip

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: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $0.48 $0.40

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $3.85 $3.90

Monument to Endurance

Whenever you discard a card, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Draw a card.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Each opponent loses 3 life.

Artifact

$24.99 $18.01 $14.19

Tarrian's Journal

, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

, Discard your hand: Transform Tarrian's Journal.

Legendary Artifact - Book

Tarrian's Journal // The Tomb of Aclazotz (lci) 126

$0.99 $0.47 $0.19

The Underworld Cookbook

, Discard a card: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact - Book

$0.49 $0.36 $0.15

Vat of Rebirth

Whenever another artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this artifact.

, Remove four oil counters from this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Artifact

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Creature

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Bladegriff Prototype

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonland permanent of that player's choice that one of your opponents controls.

Creature Artifact - Griffin

$0.69 $0.33 $0.15

Chronomancer

Flying
Atomic Transmutation —

, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card.
Unearth

(

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Wizard Necron

$2.99 $1.74 $1.40

Containment Construct

Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard. If you do, you may play that card this turn.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.35 $0.34 $0.15

Gempalm Polluter

Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, you may have target player lose life equal to the number of Zombies on the battlefield.

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Gravecrawler

This creature can't block.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.

Creature - Zombie

$2.99 $2.06 $1.16

Junk Diver

Flying
When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact - Bird

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Myr Retriever

When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact - Myr

$2.99 $2.47 $2.24

Necrosavant

, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep.

Creature - Zombie Giant

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Nim Devourer

This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then sacrifice a creature. Activate only during your upkeep.

Creature - Zombie

$0.49 $0.34 $0.19

Noxious Gearhulk

Menace
When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.99 $0.39 $0.38

Ornithopter of Paradise

Flying

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact - Thopter

$0.99 $0.43 $0.45

Ovalchase Daredevil

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Pilot

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Phyrexian Fleshgorger

Prototype

— 3/3 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.)
Menace, lifelink
Ward—Pay life equal to this creature's power.

Creature Artifact - Wurm Phyrexian

$2.29 $1.51 $1.04

Phyrexian Obliterator

Trample
Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents of their choice.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$12.99 $10.10 $8.33

Razorlash Transmogrant

This creature can't block.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. This ability costs

less to activate if an opponent controls four or more nonbasic lands.

Creature Artifact - Zombie

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Scrap Trawler

Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$3.49 $3.21 $1.49

Scrapheap Scrounger

This creature can't block.

, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.69 $0.25 $0.19

Terror Ballista

Menace
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target creature an opponent controls.
Unearth

(

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Creature

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Enchantment

Qty: 7 Price: $54.13

Agent of the Shadow Thieves

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn."

Legendary Enchantment - Background

$0.69 $0.29 $0.15

Biotransference

Creatures you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you lose 1 life and create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token.

Enchantment

$9.99 $9.36 $5.63

Ghoulish Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.99 $0.52 $0.15

Mortuary

Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put that card on top of your library.

Enchantment

$19.99 $19.44 $12.34

Phyrexian Reclamation

, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

$3.99 $2.94 $2.78

Teval's Judgment

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Draw a card.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token.

Enchantment

$12.99 $8.91 $8.26

Tortured Existence

, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

$5.49 $3.45 $2.82

Enchantment

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Instant

Qty: 4 Price: $31.86

Fell the Profane

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$7.49 $5.20 $4.37

Hagra Mauling

This spell costs

less to cast if an opponent controls no basic lands.
Destroy target creature.

Instant

Hagra Mauling // Hagra Broodpit (plst) ZNR-106

$2.79 $1.70 $1.56

Malakir Rebirth

Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire (znr) 111

$20.99 $12.79 $12.48

Tragic Slip

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

Instant

$0.59 $0.30 $0.15

Instant

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Land

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Swamp

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: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

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Land

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Sorcery

Qty: 2 Price: $230.38

Imperial Seal

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$229.99 $171.45 $159.40

Introduction to Annihilation

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card.

Sorcery - Lesson

$0.39 $0.28 $0.15

Sorcery

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Deck size: 85Est cost: $428.29

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Avg Mana Value: 2.92Total Mana Value: 143.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.92Total Mana Value: 143.00

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