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Armor

Qty: 3 Price: $1.93
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.
Creature Artifact - Angel Cyborg
Do-It-Yourself Seraph (ust) 6
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Togglodyte
This creature enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch.
As long as this creature is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Togglodyte (unh) 129

Armor

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Artifact

Qty: 2 Price: $15.34
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Contraption Cannon
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
Artifact
Contraption Cannon (ust) 144

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Book

Qty: 3 Price: $0.70
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77★

Book

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels
As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Lizard Performer
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (unf) 112

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Contraption

Qty: 31 Price: $12.55
Arms Depot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Arms Depot (ust) 169
Auto-Key
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "
: You gain 3 life."
Artifact - Contraption
Auto-Key (ust) 170
Boomflinger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
Artifact - Contraption
Boomflinger (ust) 172
Buzz Buggy
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Buzz Buggy (ust) 173
Dictation Quillograph
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."
Artifact - Contraption
Dictation Quillograph (ust) 175
Division Table
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.
Artifact - Contraption
Division Table (ust) 177
Dogsnail Engine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Dogsnail Engine (ust) 178
Genetic Recombinator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Genetic Recombinator (ust) 182
Gnomeball Machine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Artifact - Contraption
Gnomeball Machine (ust) 184
Guest List
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.
Artifact - Contraption
Guest List (ust) 186
Head Banger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Contraption
Head Banger (ust) 188
Inflation Station
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Inflation Station (ust) 190
Insufferable Syphon
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.
Artifact - Contraption
Insufferable Syphon (ust) 191
Oaken Power Suit
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Oaken Power Suit (ust) 196
Pet Project
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Artifact - Contraption
Pet Project (ust) 198
Rapid Prototyper
Whenever you crank this Contraption, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Rapid Prototyper (ust) 200
Refibrillator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Artifact - Contraption
Refibrillator (ust) 202
Sap Sucker
Whenever you crank this Contraption, add
. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Artifact - Contraption
Sap Sucker (ust) 203
Top-Secret Tunnel
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Top-Secret Tunnel (ust) 207
Tread Mill
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Artifact - Contraption
Tread Mill (ust) 208
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer (ust) 209
Twiddlestick Charger
Whenever you crank this Contraption, tap or untap target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Twiddlestick Charger (ust) 210

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Creature

Qty: 28 Price: $14.48
Artful Looter
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.
Creature - Human Wizard
Artful Looter (unh) 25
Bursting Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature - Beeble
Bursting Beebles (unh) 28
Cogmentor
Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Rigger Gnome
Cogmentor (ust) 143
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (ust) 79
Curious Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Curious Killbot (ust) 145a
Delighted Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Delighted Killbot (ust) 145b
Despondent Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Despondent Killbot (ust) 145c
Enraged Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Enraged Killbot (ust) 145d
Garbage Elemental
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Creature - Elemental Rigger
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82b
Goblin Bookie
,
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bookie (ugl) 43
Goblin Bowling Team
If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bowling Team (ugl) 44
Goblin Girder Gang
Reach
Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on this creature, you may store that result on it. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
This creature gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Girder Gang (unf) 111
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Humming-
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Bird
Humming- (ust) 10
Kindly Cognician
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost
less to cast.
Creature Artifact - Artificer Cyborg
Kindly Cognician (ust) 37
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (unh) 44
Steady-Handed Mook
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger
Steady-Handed Mook (ust) 71
Steamflogger Service Rep
Whenever another Goblin you control enters, you may pay
. If you do, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Service Rep (ust) 124
Suspicious Nanny
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Human Rigger Spy
Suspicious Nanny (ust) 47

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Fang

Qty: 2 Price: $1.14
_____ Goblin
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Add
for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Goblin Guest
_____ Goblin (unf) 107
Bioluminary
Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Merfolk Performer
Bioluminary (unf) 38

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Fire

Qty: 6 Price: $2.24
Joyride Rigger
When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Joyride Rigger (ust) 114
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add
.
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Mons's Goblin Waiters (unh) 82
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Riveting Rigger
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Riveting Rigger (ust) 19
Steamflogger Temp
,
: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Steamflogger Temp (ust) 95
Well Done
Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
Sorcery
Well Done (unf) 128

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Instant

Qty: 5 Price: $4.19
Denied!
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
Instant
Denied! (ugl) 22
Double Dip
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
Instant
Double Dip (ugl) 3
Framed!
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Instant
Framed! (unh) 33
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (ust) 97
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.
• Assemble a Contraption.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49a

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Land

Qty: 42 Price: $128.80
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (und) 96
Island
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: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (und) 90
Mountain
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: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (und) 94
Plains
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: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (und) 88
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165a
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165b
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165c
Secret Base
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.
Land
Secret Base (ust) 165e
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (und) 92

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Planeswalker

Qty: 1 Price: $8.49
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Comet
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 166

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Sorcery

Qty: 6 Price: $2.10
Box of Free-Range Goblins
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Sorcery
Box of Free-Range Goblins (ust) 77
Circuits Act
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Finders, Keepers
Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery
Finders, Keepers (ust) 55
Work a Double
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Sorcery
Work a Double (ust) 100

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Spear

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70
Blurry Beeble
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble
Blurry Beeble (ust) 27
Knight of the Widget
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Widget (ust) 13

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Water

Qty: 6 Price: $7.24
Booster Tutor
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Instant
Booster Tutor (und) 33
Crafty Octopus
When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Host Creature - Rigger Octopus
Crafty Octopus (ust) 30
Goblin Mime
When you speak, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime (unh) 78

Water

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Sideboard

Qty: 18 Price: $7.16
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Attraction
Bumper Cars (unf) 202d
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Artifact - Attraction
Costume Shop (unf) 206d
Costume Shop
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Artifact - Attraction
Costume Shop (unf) 206e
Dart Throw
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Dart Throw (unf) 208c
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211c
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211d
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
Artifact - Attraction
Fortune Teller (unf) 212b
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
Artifact - Attraction
Information Booth (unf) 218d
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Kiddie Coaster (unf) 219b
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Kiddie Coaster (unf) 219d
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223d
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223f
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Artifact - Attraction
Spinny Ride (unf) 227a
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Artifact - Attraction
Spinny Ride (unf) 227b
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Artifact - Attraction
Spinny Ride (unf) 227f
Squirrel Stack
Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Squirrel Stack (unf) 228f
The Superlatorium
Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
The Superlatorium (unf) 230b

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Maybeboard

Qty: 85 Price: $31.51
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3b
Amateur Auteur
Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
Creature - Human
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3c
Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (unh) 2★
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 4
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103b
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103d
Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ust) 128
Big Winner
This creature has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Warrior Ogre Guest
Big Winner (unf) 101
Bloodletter
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Zombie
Bloodletter (unh) 50
Blufferfish
: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, this creature gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Fish
Blufferfish (unf) 39
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Instant
Boing! (unf) 40
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Centaur of Attention
When this creature enters, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of this creature's stored results.
This creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.
Creature - Centaur Performer
Centaur of Attention (unf) 132
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Circle of Protection: Art
As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
Enchantment
Circle of Protection: Art (unh) 6
Clam-I-Am
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Creature - Clamfolk
Clam-I-Am (ugl) 19
Decisions, Decisions
Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Sorcery
Decisions, Decisions (unf) 44
Defective Detective
This creature can't be blocked.
When this creature enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
Creature - Human Spy
Defective Detective (ust) 32
Dissatisfied Customer
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Dissatisfied Customer (unf) 72
Double Cross
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
Sorcery
Double Cross (ugl) 31
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Eelectrocute
Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast it this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Instant
Eelectrocute (unf) 106
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (ugl) 58
Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (und) 63
Garbage Elemental
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn.
Creature - Elemental
Garbage Elemental (ust) 82f
Gimme Five
You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)
Instant
Gimme Five (ust) 7
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (ust) 8
Gobsmacked
Enchant nonland permanent
As this Aura enters, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Enchantment - Aura
Gobsmacked (unf) 11
Grabby Tabby
This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Cat Guest
Grabby Tabby (unf) 140
Growth Spurt
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Instant
Growth Spurt (und) 64
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
It That Gets Left Hanging
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Elemental Horror
It That Gets Left Hanging (ust) 89
Jumbo Imp
Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.
Creature - Imp
Jumbo Imp (und) 42
Knight in _____ Armor
First strike
As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
Creature - Human Knight Performer
Knight in _____ Armor (unf) 17
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Creature - Knight
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (ugl) 6
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Laughing Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Hyena
Laughing Hyena (unh) 103★
Leading Performance
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
Sorcery
Leading Performance (unf) 18
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104★
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41a
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41b
Novellamental
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Creature - Elemental
Novellamental (ust) 41c
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (ust) 16
Old Guard
,
: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Creature Artifact - Soldier Cyborg
Old Guard (und) 11
One-Clown Band
: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
One-Clown Band (unf) 117
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (und) 55
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
,
, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Clown
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 176
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Rock Star
Reach
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature - Elemental Performer
Rock Star (unf) 122
S.N.O.T.
You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
Creature - Ooze
S.N.O.T. (unh) 111
Sanguine Sipper
This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Sanguine Sipper (unf) 26
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Side Quest
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
Sorcery
Side Quest (ust) 23
Slight Malfunction
Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Slight Malfunction (unf) 123
Sly Spy
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.
Creature - Human Spy
Sly Spy (ust) 67f
Snickering Squirrel
You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
Creature - Advisor Squirrel
Snickering Squirrel (und) 45
Stiltstrider
Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Rhino Performer
Stiltstrider (unf) 157
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (und) 91
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98b
Target Minotaur
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Warrior Minotaur
Target Minotaur (ust) 98d
Temp of the Damned
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from this creature. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Creature - Zombie
Temp of the Damned (ugl) 38
Ticking Mime Bomb
When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
Creature Artifact - Mime Clown Robot
Ticking Mime Bomb (unf) 124
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (ust) 48
Time Out
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
Instant
Time Out (und) 28
Touch and Go
Destroy target land.
Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorcery
Touch and Go (unh) 90★
Trapeze Artist
Flying
This creature enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.
Creature - Human Performer
Trapeze Artist (unf) 32
Unlawful Entry
Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Unlawful Entry (unf) 62
Vegetation Abomination
Deathtouch
, Sacrifice this creature: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Creature Artifact - Mutant Plant Food
Vegetation Abomination (unf) 160
Wizards of the _____
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Human Wizard Performer
Wizards of the _____ (unf) 64

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6 pips - 5 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
21 pips - 17 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
3 pips - 3 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
34 pips - 27 cards
15 mana - 15 cards
2 pips - 2 cards
15 mana - 15 cards
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7 mana - 7 cards
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