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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $11.99

Ultron, Artificial Malevolence

Whenever another nontoken artifact you control enters, you may pay

. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it. If the token isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/2 Robot Villain creature in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

Ultron, Artificial Malevolence (msh) 252

$11.99 $9.32 $6.56

Commander

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Artifact

Qty: 4 Price: $25.96

Arc Reactor

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for

.)
This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.72 $0.15

Captain America's Shield

Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +0/+8 and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$1.79 $1.43 $0.41

Iron Man Armor

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has flying.

: If this Equipment isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Construct Hero artifact creature with flying and "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control" until end of turn.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$4.49 $2.76 $2.55

The Ten Rings

Your maximum hand size is ten.
At the beginning of your end step, if you have fewer than ten cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.

Legendary Artifact

$18.99 $14.05 $12.97

Artifact

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Copy

Qty: 3 Price: $5.77

Abstruse Archaic

Vigilance

: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from a colorless source. You may choose new targets for the copy. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Creature - Avatar

$2.29 $2.72 $2.24

Peter Parker's Camera

This artifact enters with three film counters on it.

, Remove a film counter from this artifact: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact

$2.49 $1.49 $0.93

The Masamune

As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked if able.
Equipped creature has "If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of this creature or an emblem you own to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time."
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $1.23 $0.45

Copy

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Counters

Qty: 8 Price: $12.00

Arcbound Bruiser

Modular 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Arcbound Crusher

Trample
Whenever another artifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Juggernaut

$3.49 $4.09 $2.86

Arcbound Fiend

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move a +1/+1 counter from target creature onto this creature.
Modular 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Horror

$0.49 $0.37 $0.21

Arcbound Hybrid

Haste
Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Beast

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Arcbound Lancer

First strike
Modular 4 (This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Beast

$0.35 $0.37 $0.15

Arcbound Overseer

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with modular.
Modular 6 (This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Golem

$3.99 $4.08 $2.60

Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade

Vigilance

: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature and/or Vehicle you control.

, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among artifacts you control: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Spider Hero

$2.29 $2.14 $0.46

Steel Overseer

: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.69 $0.49 $0.19

Counters

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Creature

Qty: 8 Price: $6.66

A.I.M. Synthoids

When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Arachnoid

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

Creature Artifact - Spider

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

H.E.R.B.I.E. Scout Unit

Flying
When this creature enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Creature Artifact - Scout Robot

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Super-Adaptoid

Super-Adaptoid's power is equal to the number of legendary creatures you control.
Whenever Super-Adaptoid enters or attacks, choose another target creature. If that creature has haste and Super-Adaptoid doesn't, put a haste counter on Super-Adaptoid. Do the same for flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

The Vision

Flying, vigilance
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Solar Beam — The Vision gains double strike until end of turn.
• Density Control — The Vision gains indestructible until end of turn.
• Technopathy — Draw a card.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Hero Robot

$0.79 $0.62 $0.20

Tri-Sentinel, Act of Vengeance

Flying, menace, trample
When Tri-Sentinel enters, for each opponent, Tri-Sentinel deals 3 damage to up to one target creature that player controls.
Unearth

(

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

Tri-Sentinel, Act of Vengeance (msc) 115

$0.49 $0.42 $0.15

Ultron Drone

Power-up —

: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and create a 2/2 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token. (Activate each power-up ability only once. Reduce the cost by its mana cost if it entered this turn.)

Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Ultron, Machine Overlord

Flying
Other Robots and Constructs you control get +2/+2.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

$3.49 $3.44 $3.44

Creature

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Draw

Qty: 5 Price: $15.31

ED-E, Lonesome Eyebot

Flying
ED-E My Love — Whenever you attack, if the number of attacking creatures is greater than the number of quest counters on ED-E, put a quest counter on it.

, Sacrifice ED-E: Draw a card, then draw an additional card for each quest counter on ED-E.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Mechanical Mobster

When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Creature Artifact - Human Villain Robot

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Mister Gutsy

Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Creature Artifact - Soldier Robot

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Mystic Forge

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast artifact spells and colorless spells from the top of your library.

, Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library.

Artifact

$5.99 $4.13 $3.38

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$7.99 $6.93 $5.51

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 2 Price: $0.84

Relentless X-ATM092

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature Artifact - Spider Robot

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Rocket-Powered Goblin Glider

When this Equipment enters, if it was cast from your graveyard, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying and haste.
Equip

Mayhem

Artifact - Equipment

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Iron Giant

Reach, vigilance, trample

Creature Artifact - Demon

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 45 Price: $137.43

Access Tunnel

: Add

: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$1.29 $0.52 $0.45

Adventurer's Inn

When this land enters, you gain 2 life.

: Add

Land - Town

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Blinkmoth Nexus

: Add

: This land becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land.

: Target Blinkmoth creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land

$2.29 $2.02 $1.50

Blinkmoth Well

: Add

: Tap target noncreature artifact.

Land

$0.35 $0.30 $0.19

Bonders' Enclave

: Add

: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Land

$1.29 $0.35 $0.23

Buried Ruin

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

$0.99 $0.45 $0.41

Cascading Cataracts

Indestructible

: Add

: Add five mana in any combination of colors.

Land

$2.29 $2.02 $1.40

Castle Doom

: Add

: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell.

, Sacrifice an artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token named Doombot. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

$0.49 $0.46 $0.15

Cave of Temptation

: Add

: Add one mana of any color.

, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Cavernous Maw

: Add

: This land becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a Cave land. Activate only if the number of other Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard is three or greater.

Land - Cave

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

City of Brass

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.

: Add one mana of any color.

Land

$16.99 $11.74 $10.67

Cryptic Caves

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Daily Bugle Building

: Add

: Add one mana of any color.
Smear Campaign —

: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

$0.39 $0.34 $0.15

Deserted Temple

: Add

: Untap target land.

Land

$1.49 $0.89 $0.26

Drannith Ruins

: Add

: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered this turn.

Land

$0.69 $0.43 $0.29

Drownyard Temple

: Add

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Land

$0.49 $0.30 $0.15

Dunes of the Dead

: Add

.
When this land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Land - Desert

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Faceless Haven

: Add

: This land becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land. (

can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Snow Land

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Fomori Vault

: Add

, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Land

$21.99 $14.74 $13.53

Geier Reach Sanitarium

: Add

: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Legendary Land

$3.99 $2.21 $1.85

Glimmerpost

When this land enters, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.

: Add

Land - Locus

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Glimmervoid

At the beginning of the end step, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice this land.

: Add one mana of any color.

Land

$3.99 $4.67 $4.16

Great Hall of the Biblioplex

: Add

, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell.

: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Land

$1.79 $0.76 $0.15

Guildless Commons

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $2.71 $1.95

Hall of Oracles

: Add

: Add one mana of any color.

: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.

Land

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Halls of Mist

Cumulative upkeep

(At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Creatures that attacked during their controller's last turn can't attack.

Land

$2.79 $3.79 $1.69

Karn's Bastion

: Add

: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land

$4.99 $2.64 $2.44

Labyrinth of Skophos

: Add

: Remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.

Land

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Maestros Theater

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land

$0.59 $0.27 $0.15

Mage-Ring Network

: Add

: Put a storage counter on this land.

, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add

for each storage counter removed this way.

Land

$0.35 $0.37 $0.26

Mikokoro, Center of the Sea

: Add

: Each player draws a card.

Legendary Land

$9.99 $5.21 $5.18

Miren, the Moaning Well

: Add

, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Legendary Land

$29.99 $22.74 $13.02

Mirrodin's Core

: Add

: Put a charge counter on this land.

, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

Land

$0.49 $0.41 $0.31

Northampton Farm

: Add

: Exile target creature you own.

, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card exiled with this land to the battlefield under your control. Return each other card exiled with this land to its owner's hand.

Land

$0.49 $0.34 $0.15

Radiant Fountain

When this land enters, you gain 2 life.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $2.63 $0.21

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $3.86 $4.03

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$1.99 $---- $0.52

Sea Gate Wreckage

: Add

. (

represents colorless mana.)

: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.

Land

$0.49 $0.62 $0.28

Shrine of the Forsaken Gods

: Add

. Spend this mana only to cast colorless spells. Activate only if you control seven or more lands.

Land

$0.69 $0.35 $0.16

Snow-Covered Wastes

: Add

Basic Snow Land

$1.29 $0.57 $0.15

Treasure Vault

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.

Artifact Land

$3.49 $1.81 $1.04

Land

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Protection

Qty: 1 Price: $2.49

Champion's Helm

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$2.49 $2.53 $1.64

Protection

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Pump

Qty: 3 Price: $17.37

Aettir and Priwen

Equipped creature has base power and toughness X/X, where X is your life total.
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$15.99 $11.92 $9.88

Doc Ock's Tentacles

Whenever a creature you control with mana value 5 or greater enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +4/+4.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $0.38 $0.15

Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.39 $0.37 $0.20

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 8 Price: $8.00

Hot Dog Cart

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Interdimensional Web Watch

When this artifact enters, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast spells from exile.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.33 $0.15

Magic Pot

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Creature Artifact - Goblin Construct

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.33 $0.26

Ring of the Lucii

: Add

, Pay 1 life: Tap target nonland permanent.

Legendary Artifact

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.59 $0.38 $0.18

Spider-Bot

Reach
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature Artifact - Scout Spider Robot

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.49 $2.94 $2.61

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 2 Price: $45.98

Arcbound Reclaimer

Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Golem

$10.99 $6.12 $4.47

Crucible of Worlds

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Artifact

$34.99 $33.78 $33.81

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 5 Price: $35.67

Basilisk Collar

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $6.13 $5.05

Behemoth of Vault 0

Trample
When this creature enters, you get

(four energy counters).
When this creature dies, you may pay an amount of

equal to target nonland permanent's mana value. When you do, destroy that permanent.

Creature Artifact - Robot

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Lion Heart

When this Equipment enters, it deals 2 damage to any target.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Lunatic Pandora

: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

, Sacrifice Lunatic Pandora: Destroy target nonland permanent.

Legendary Artifact

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Walking Ballista

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$27.99 $24.48 $16.20

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 1 Price: $12.99

Arcbound Ravager

Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact - Beast

$12.99 $19.83 $12.85

Sac Outlet

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Tokens

Qty: 2 Price: $1.84

Ancient Stone Idol

Flash
This spell costs

less to cast for each attacking creature.
Trample
When this creature dies, create a 6/12 colorless Construct artifact creature token with trample.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$1.49 $1.27 $1.02

Spider-Slayer, Hatred Honed

Whenever Spider-Slayer deals damage to a Spider, destroy that creature.

, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two tapped 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens with flying.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Human Villain

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Tokens

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Untap

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Living Brain, Mechanical Marvel

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target non-Equipment artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn. Untap it.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Villain Robot

Living Brain, Mechanical Marvel (spm) 167

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Untap

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $341.00

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.71Total Mana Value: 204.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.71Total Mana Value: 204.00

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