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Summon Something That Shouldn't Be Here"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Once the Hobbits are generating serious mana, we stop pretending this is a normal green deck.\nThe Eldrazi package comes online:\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":", Ulamog, the Defiler, Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Kozilek, the Great Distortion, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Emrakul, the Promised End"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":","},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Emrakul, the World Anew"},{"insert":" are all waiting to be summoned.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Eye of Ugin"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Sanctum of Ugin"},{"insert":" help turn those giant threats into a chain of increasingly horrifying creatures.\nThe goal isn't to cast one big creature.\nIt's to generate enough mana to cast "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"another one immediately afterward."},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Card Advantage & Value"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Because the deck can generate ridiculous amounts of mana, it needs ways to turn that mana into cards and permanents.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Great Henge, Guardian Project, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Up the Beanstalk"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":", Rishkar's Expertise, Shamanic Revelation, Disciple of Freyalise,"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The One Ring"},{"insert":" keep the cards flowing.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Genesis Wave"},{"insert":" is the ultimate \"I have way too much mana and nowhere to put it\" button and can turn one enormous mana investment into an overwhelming board.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"How We Win"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Make Big Things and Attack"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"The primary plan is simple:\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Make an absurd amount of mana → cast absurd creatures → attack."},{"insert":"\nThe Eldrazi usually do most of the work from there.\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Crashing Drawbridge"}},{"insert":" can turn a newly summoned army into an immediate threat, while "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Selvala, Heart of the Wilds"},{"insert":" can turn those enormous creatures right back into even more mana.\nJust Keep Casting Ulamog"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Removal isn't necessarily a problem when the deck contains multiple Ulamogs, multiple Kozileks, and multiple Emrakuls.\nIf one gets answered, summon another.\nIf that one gets answered, summon something worse.\nWalking Ballista"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"And if the Hobbits somehow produce "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"way more mana than anyone reasonably needs"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Walking Ballista"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" "},{"insert":"provides a way to turn that excess mana directly into damage.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Flavor"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"This deck exists because the mental image is too good to ignore:\nThree innocent-looking Hobbits sitting around a desk, stamping documents and signing contracts while an Eldrazi Titan tears its way into reality.\nThe Hobbits do the paperwork.\nGreen does the ramping.\nThe Eldrazi do the murdering.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Everyone else gets to find out what was in the fine print."},{"insert":"\n"}]}
Copy
Echoes of Eternity
If a triggered ability of a colorless spell you control or another colorless permanent you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
Whenever you cast a colorless spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
Whenever you cast a colorless spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
Enchantment Kindred - Eldrazi
Copy
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Draw
Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
When you cast this spell, draw four cards.
Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents of their choice.)
When Kozilek is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents of their choice.)
When Kozilek is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Season of Gathering
Choose up to five worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once.
— Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn.
— Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type.
— Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
— Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn.
— Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type.
— Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Sorcery
The One Ring
Indestructible
When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.
: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.
: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Legendary Artifact
Draw
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Enchantment
Enchantment
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Finisher
Emrakul, the Promised End
This spell costs less to cast for each card type among cards in your graveyard.
When you cast this spell, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn.
Flying, trample, protection from instants
When you cast this spell, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn.
Flying, trample, protection from instants
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Emrakul, the World Anew
When you cast this spell, gain control of all creatures target player controls.
Flying, protection from spells and from permanents that were cast this turn
When Emrakul leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creatures you control.
Madness—Pay six .
Flying, protection from spells and from permanents that were cast this turn
When Emrakul leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creatures you control.
Madness—Pay six .
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Ulamog, the Defiler
When you cast this spell, target opponent exiles the top half of their library, rounded up.
Ward—Sacrifice two permanents.
Ulamog enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest mana value among cards in exile.
Ulamog has annihilator X, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Ward—Sacrifice two permanents.
Ulamog enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest mana value among cards in exile.
Ulamog has annihilator X, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Finisher
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Land
Boseiju, Who Endures
: Add .
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land
Urza's Saga
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — This Saga gains ": Add ."
II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
I — This Saga gains ": Add ."
II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land Enchantment - Saga Urza's
Land
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Protection
Protection
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Ramp
Badgermole Cub
When this creature enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
Whenever you tap a creature for mana, add an additional .
Whenever you tap a creature for mana, add an additional .
Creature - Mole Badger
Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
Whenever another creature enters, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power.
, : Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
, : Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Legendary Creature - Elf Scout
Vorinclex
Reach, trample
When Vorinclex enters, search your library for up to two Forest cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
: Exile Vorinclex, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
When Vorinclex enters, search your library for up to two Forest cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
: Exile Vorinclex, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Praetor Phyrexian
Ramp
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Removal
Desecrate Reality
For each opponent, exile up to one target permanent that player controls with an even mana value. (Zero is even.)
Adamant — If at least three colorless mana was spent to cast this spell, return a permanent card with an odd mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Adamant — If at least three colorless mana was spent to cast this spell, return a permanent card with an odd mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Instant
Kozilek's Command
Choose two —
• Target player creates X 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add ."
• Target player scries X, then draws a card.
• Exile target creature with mana value X or less.
• Exile up to X target cards from graveyards.
• Target player creates X 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add ."
• Target player scries X, then draws a card.
• Exile target creature with mana value X or less.
• Exile up to X target cards from graveyards.
Instant Kindred - Eldrazi
Polukranos, World Eater
: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Polukranos becomes monstrous, it deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures your opponents control. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to Polukranos.
When Polukranos becomes monstrous, it deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures your opponents control. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to Polukranos.
Legendary Creature - Hydra
Summon: Bahamut
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)
I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent.
III — Draw two cards.
IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent.
Flying
I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent.
III — Draw two cards.
IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent.
Flying
Creature Enchantment - Saga Dragon
Ugin, Eye of the Storms
When you cast this spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors.
Whenever you cast a colorless spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors.
+2: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
0: Add .
−11: Search your library for any number of colorless nonland cards, exile them, then shuffle. Until end of turn, you may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.
Whenever you cast a colorless spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors.
+2: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
0: Add .
−11: Search your library for any number of colorless nonland cards, exile them, then shuffle. Until end of turn, you may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.
Legendary Planeswalker - Ugin
Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
When you cast this spell, destroy target permanent.
Indestructible
Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents of their choice.)
When Ulamog is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Indestructible
Annihilator 4 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices four permanents of their choice.)
When Ulamog is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Removal
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Tokens
Tokens
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Description
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