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Commander
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard

Commander
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Artifact
Eriette's Tempting Apple
When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.
Legendary Artifact - Food

Giant's Skewer
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment

Swiftfoot Boots
Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment

Artifact
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Creature
Barbed Servitor
Indestructible
When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.
When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.
Creature Artifact - Construct

Chainer, Nightmare Adept
Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Minion

Dimension X Pizzasaur
When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. When you do, destroy up to one target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters among permanents you control.
, , Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life and each opponent loses 3 life.
, , Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life and each opponent loses 3 life.
Creature Artifact - Mutant Food Alien

Old Flitterfang
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rat Faerie

Rapacious Guest
Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to its power.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to its power.
Creature - Citizen Halfling

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
, , Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
, , Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Knight Food

Creature
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Enchantment
Midnight Snack
Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Enchantment

Scavenger's Talent
(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
: Level 2
Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards.
: Level 3
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
: Level 2
Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards.
: Level 3
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
Enchantment - Class

Enchantment
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Instant
Supper for Spiders
Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in your opponents' graveyards that were put there from the battlefield this turn. They are Food artifacts with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." (They lose all other types and subtypes.)
Instant

Instant
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Land
Land
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Planeswalker
Daretti, Scrap Savant
+2: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
−2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
−10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step."
Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.
−2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
−10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step."
Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Daretti

Planeswalker
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Sorcery
Back for Seconds
Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was bargained, you may put one of those cards with mana value 4 or less onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was bargained, you may put one of those cards with mana value 4 or less onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.
Sorcery

Sorcery
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Maybeboard
Rotisserie Elemental
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.
Creature - Elemental

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