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Burn

Qty: 3 Price: $3.33

Blaze

Blaze deals X damage to any target.

Sorcery

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Crater's Claws

Crater's Claws deals X damage to any target.
Ferocious — Crater's Claws deals X plus 2 damage instead if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery

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Fall of the Titans

Surge

(You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.)
Fall of the Titans deals X damage to each of up to two targets.

Instant

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Burn

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Copy

Qty: 2 Price: $8.48

Doppelgang

For each of X target permanents, create X tokens that are copies of that permanent.

Sorcery

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Storm King's Thunder

When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell X times. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Instant

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Copy

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Mind Shatter

Target player discards X cards at random.

Sorcery

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Discard

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Draw

Qty: 7 Price: $3.95

Eureka Moment

Draw two cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

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Finale of Revelation

Draw X cards. If X is 10 or more, instead shuffle your graveyard into your library, draw X cards, untap up to five lands, and you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
Exile Finale of Revelation.

Sorcery

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Last Stand

Target opponent loses 2 life for each Swamp you control. Last Stand deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token for each Forest you control. You gain 2 life for each Plains you control. Draw a card for each Island you control, then discard that many cards.

Sorcery

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Multiple Choice

If X is 1, scry 1, then draw a card.
If X is 2, you may choose a player. They return a creature they control to its owner's hand.
If X is 3, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.
If X is 4 or more, do all of the above.

Sorcery

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Urban Evolution

Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Sorcery

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Villainous Wealth

Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs.

Sorcery

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Wildcall

Manifest the top card of your library, then put X +1/+1 counters on it. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Sorcery

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Draw

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Finisher

Qty: 2 Price: $1.78

Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

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Valgavoth's Onslaught

Manifest dread X times, then put X +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures. (To manifest dread, look at the top two cards of your library, then put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Sorcery

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Finisher

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Instant

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Divergent Equation

Return up to X target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Exile Divergent Equation.

Instant

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Embrace the Paradox

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Instant

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Instant

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Land

Qty: 50 Price: $24.50

Forest

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Basic Land - Forest

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Island

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Basic Land - Island

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Mountain

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Basic Land - Mountain

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Plains

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Basic Land - Plains

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Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

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Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 3 Price: $1.47

Dawnglow Infusion

You gain X life if

was spent to cast this spell and X life if

was spent to cast this spell. (Do both if

was spent.)

Sorcery

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Debt to the Deathless

Each opponent loses two times X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

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Sanguine Sacrament

You gain twice X life. Put Sanguine Sacrament on the bottom of its owner's library.

Instant

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Lifegain

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Mill

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Dread Summons

Each player mills X cards. For each creature card put into a graveyard this way, you create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

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Mill

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Protection

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Divine Deflection

Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to you and/or permanents you control this turn. If damage is prevented this way, Divine Deflection deals that much damage to any target.

Instant

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Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 4 Price: $4.16

Animist's Awakening

Reveal the top X cards of your library. Put all land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, untap those lands.

Sorcery

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Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

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Joint Exploration

Kicker

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell.)
Scry 2, then draw a card. If this spell was kicked, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

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Open the Way

X can't be greater than the number of players in the game.
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

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Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $1.29

Splendid Reclamation

Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

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Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 66 Price: $48.58

Aether Gale

Return six target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Sorcery

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Aetherize

Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Instant

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Battle Menu

Choose one —
• Attack — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.
• Ability — Target creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.
• Magic — Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Item — You gain 4 life.

Instant

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Blue Sun's Twilight

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less. If X is 5 or more, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Sorcery

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Brightflame

Radiance — Brightflame deals X damage to target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Sorcery

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Cancel

Counter target spell.

Instant

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Captain's Maneuver

The next X damage that would be dealt to target creature, planeswalker, or player this turn is dealt to another target creature, planeswalker, or player instead.

Instant

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Citywide Bust

Destroy all creatures with toughness 4 or greater.

Sorcery

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Cleanfall

Destroy all enchantments.

Sorcery - Arcane

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Cleansing Nova

Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

Sorcery

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Cloud's Limit Break

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.)
• Cross-Slash —

— Destroy target tapped creature.
• Blade Beam —

— Destroy any number of target tapped creatures with different controllers.
• Omnislash —

— Destroy all tapped creatures.

Instant

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Conflagrate

Conflagrate deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
Flashback—

, Discard X cards. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

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Cornered by Black Mages

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."

Sorcery

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Crackling Doom

Crackling Doom deals 2 damage to each opponent. Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.

Instant

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Curse of the Swine

Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.

Sorcery

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Dark Salvation

Target player creates X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, then up to one target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each Zombie that player controls.

Sorcery

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Day of Black Sun

Each creature with mana value X or less loses all abilities until end of turn. Destroy those creatures.

Sorcery

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Death Begets Life

Destroy all creatures and enchantments. Draw a card for each permanent destroyed this way.

Sorcery

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Death Grasp

Death Grasp deals X damage to any target. You gain X life.

Sorcery

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Depopulate

Each player who controls a multicolored creature draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

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Devil's Play

Devil's Play deals X damage to any target.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

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Disintegrate

Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

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Dominate

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less.

Instant

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Doomsday Confluence

Choose X. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Each player sacrifices a nonartifact creature of their choice.
• Create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace.
• Each opponent discards a card.

Sorcery

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Earthquake

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Sorcery

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Electrodominance

Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Instant

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Entrancing Melody

Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Sorcery

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Evacuation

Return all creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

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Evangelize

Buyback

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Gain control of target creature of an opponent's choice they control.

Sorcery

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Exert Influence

Converge — Gain control of target creature if its power is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Sorcery

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Fated Retribution

Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers. If it's your turn, scry 2.

Instant

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Fear, Fire, Foes!

Damage can't be prevented this turn. Fear, Fire, Foes! deals X damage to target creature and 1 damage to each other creature with the same controller.

Sorcery

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Filter Out

Return all noncreature, nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Instant

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Fireball

This spell costs

more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.

Sorcery

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Ghired's Belligerence

Ghired's Belligerence deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures. Whenever a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn, populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Sorcery

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$1.29 $1.74 $0.98

Hail of Arrows

Hail of Arrows deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking creatures.

Instant

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Jaya's Immolating Inferno

(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Jaya's Immolating Inferno deals X damage to each of up to three targets.

Legendary Sorcery

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Killing Wave

For each creature, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay X life.

Sorcery

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Kirtar's Wrath

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Threshold — If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, instead destroy all creatures, then create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Creatures destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

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Lavalanche

Lavalanche deals X damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Sorcery

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Lullmage's Domination

This spell costs

less to cast if it targets a creature whose controller has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Sorcery

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$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Martial Coup

Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.

Sorcery

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Mass Manipulation

Gain control of X target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Sorcery

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Meteor Blast

Meteor Blast deals 4 damage to each of X targets.

Sorcery

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$0.35 $0.48 $0.42

Mindswipe

Counter target spell unless its controller pays

. Mindswipe deals X damage to that spell's controller.

Instant

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Molder

Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value X. It can't be regenerated. You gain X life.

Instant

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Murderous Spoils

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You gain control of all Equipment that were attached to it. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Instant

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$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Necromantic Selection

Destroy all creatures, then return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. It's a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Exile Necromantic Selection.

Sorcery

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Perplexing Test

Choose one —
• Return all creature tokens to their owners' hands.
• Return all nontoken creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

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Pest Infestation

Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Sorcery

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$1.29 $0.62 $0.42

Phyrexian Rebirth

Destroy all creatures, then create an X/X colorless Phyrexian Horror artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures destroyed this way.

Sorcery

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$0.49 $0.39 $0.25

Ravaging Blaze

Ravaging Blaze deals X damage to target creature.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Ravaging Blaze also deals X damage to that creature's controller.

Instant

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Release the Gremlins

Destroy X target artifacts. Create X 2/2 red Gremlin creature tokens.

Sorcery

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River's Rebuke

Return all nonland permanents target player controls to their owner's hand.

Sorcery

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$0.49 $0.28 $0.19

Savage Twister

Savage Twister deals X damage to each creature.

Sorcery

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Selective Snare

Return X target creatures of the creature type of your choice to their owner's hand.

Sorcery

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$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Spell Burst

Buyback

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Counter target spell with mana value X.

Instant

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Starstorm

Starstorm deals X damage to each creature.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

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Stolen by the Fae

Return target creature with mana value X to its owner's hand. You create X 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying.

Sorcery

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Sudden Demise

Choose a color. Sudden Demise deals X damage to each creature of the chosen color.

Sorcery

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Suffer the Past

Exile X target cards from target player's graveyard. For each card exiled this way, that player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Instant

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Unite the Coalition

Choose five. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Target permanent phases out.
• Target player draws a card.
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Unite the Coalition deals 2 damage to any target.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

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$2.29 $0.78 $0.77

Wash Out

Return all permanents of the color of your choice to their owners' hands.

Sorcery

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White Sun's Twilight

You gain X life. Create X 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures. (Players dealt combat damage by a creature with toxic 1 also get a poison counter.)

Sorcery

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Worldsoul's Rage

Worldsoul's Rage deals X damage to any target. Put up to X land cards from your hand and/or graveyard onto the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

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$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Zero Point Ballad

Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

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Removal

(CTRL to add secondary)

Sorcery

Qty: 9 Price: $7.83

Avenge

This spell costs

less to cast if a player attacked you during their last turn.
Destroy all creatures. You gain 1 life for each creature destroyed this way.

Sorcery

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$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Game Over

This spell costs

less to cast if a player's life total is less than or equal to half their starting life total.
Destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

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Here Comes a New Hero!

Target player draws X cards. Create a token that's a copy of up to one target creature with mana value X or less.

Sorcery

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$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Lessons from Life

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

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$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Mathemagics

Target player draws 2ˣ cards. (2⁰ = 1, 2¹ = 2, 2² = 4, 2³ = 8, 2⁴ = 16, 2⁵ = 32, and so on.)

Sorcery

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Mind into Matter

Draw X cards. Then you may put a permanent card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

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$0.49 $0.38 $0.15

Nova Flame

Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.

Sorcery

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Wild Hypothesis

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.
Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

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$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Wisdom of Ages

Return all instant and sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
Exile Wisdom of Ages.

Sorcery

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