Throwing Ass

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Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Legendary Creature - Imp

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Commander

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Kaervek the Merciless

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Legendary Creature - Human Shaman

$0.69 $0.35 $0.15

Molten Primordial

Haste
When this creature enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Creature - Avatar

$2.29 $1.06 $0.62

Puppeteer Clique

Flying
When this creature enters, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste. At the beginning of your next end step, exile it.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Creature - Wizard Faerie

$0.59 $0.39 $0.16

The Beast, Deathless Prince

When you cast this spell, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains menace and haste until end of turn.
The Beast enters tapped with six stun counters on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.)
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to its owner, untap The Beast and draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Demon

$0.49 $0.34 $0.15

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Act on Impulse

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards. (If you cast a spell this way, you still pay its costs. You can play a land this way only if you have an available land play remaining.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Azra Oddsmaker

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw two cards.

Creature - Warrior Azra

$1.79 $0.72 $0.52

Bitter Revelation

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Coveted Jewel

When this artifact enters, draw three cards.

: Add three mana of any one color.
Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.36 $0.15

Decree of Pain

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.34 $0.15

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.54 $0.30

Fell Stinger

Deathtouch
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
When this creature exploits a creature, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature - Zombie Scorpion

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.49 $0.22 $0.16

Oft-Nabbed Goat

: Draw a card. Gain control of this creature and put a -1/-1 counter on it. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.
When this creature dies, if it had one or more -1/-1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.

Creature - Goat

$0.59 $0.46 $0.15

Village Rites

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$1.29 $0.31 $0.20

DRAW

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Havoc Festival

Players can't gain life.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

FINISHER

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Agitator Ant

At the beginning of your end step, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Goad each creature that had counters put on it this way. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Creature - Insect

$0.49 $0.36 $0.26

Coronation of Chaos

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn. Goad them. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Curse of Disturbance

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.49 $0.69 $0.52

Disrupt Decorum

Goad all creatures you don't control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$5.99 $4.97 $3.86

Fast Forward

This spell costs

less to cast for each opponent you attacked this turn.
Goad all creatures your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.38 $0.15

Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.
Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Demon Berserker

$1.49 $3.43 $0.86

GOADED

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Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $2.00 $1.86

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.59 $0.34 $0.18

Mountain

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: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.59 $0.37 $0.20

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.79 $0.40 $0.38

Scavenger Grounds

: Add

, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.

Land - Desert

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Shadowblood Ridge

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.27 $0.15

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Temple of the False God

: Add

. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Thriving Moor

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than black.

: Add

or one mana of the chosen color.

Land

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

LANDS

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Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Pain 101

Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Prowler's Helm

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$1.29 $0.66 $0.32

Return the Favor

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+

— Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
+

— Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant

$1.49 $1.01 $0.50

Unhallowed Pact

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.39 $0.19 $0.15

PROTECTION

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.65 $0.51

Blazing Firesinger

This creature enters prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

Creature - Dwarf Bard

Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song (sos) 109

$0.79 $0.39 $0.15

Commander's Sphere

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.39 $0.15

Hithlain Rope

This artifact can't be sacrificed.

: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.

: Draw a card. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.41 $0.31

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.35 $0.30

Rakdos Signet

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $2.89 $1.52

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.38 $1.36

Talisman of Indulgence

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$2.29 $1.56 $1.08

RAMP

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Codex Shredder

: Target player mills a card. (They put the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Dredge the Mire

Each opponent chooses a creature card in their graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.21 $0.15

Grave Researcher

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

Creature - Troll Warlock

$3.49 $2.05 $1.66

Recursion

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$2.29 $0.99 $0.78

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.69 $0.64 $0.31

Deadly Tempest

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.50 $0.31

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.36 $0.15

Final Act

Choose one or more —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all planeswalkers.
• Destroy all battles.
• Exile all graveyards.
• Each opponent loses all counters.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.37 $0.15

Heartless Act

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with no counters on it.
• Remove up to three counters from target creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Lightning Strike

Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$0.99 $0.57 $0.52

Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery

$3.99 $2.62 $1.20

REMOVAL

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Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$3.49 $2.51 $2.03

Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment

$1.29 $0.99 $0.41

Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Demonic Pact

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This enchantment deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Draw two cards.
• You lose the game.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.33 $0.15

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature - Eye

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Nefarious Lich

If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Enchantment

$4.99 $11.63 $0.94

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$4.49 $2.18 $1.36

Vislor Turlough

Deal with the Black Guardian — When Vislor Turlough enters, you may have an opponent gain control of it. If you do, it's goaded for as long as they control it.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Legendary Creature - Rogue

$2.49 $2.08 $0.51

SHIT ASS CARDS 💀

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Avarice Totem

: Exchange control of this artifact and target nonland permanent.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.43 $0.20

Bazaar Trader

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature - Goblin

$8.49 $5.87 $4.90

Captive Audience

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment

$4.99 $3.76 $2.58

Custody Battle

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land."

Enchantment - Aura

$1.49 $1.18 $0.35

Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment

$1.79 $1.11 $0.40

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

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Wishclaw Talisman

This artifact enters with three wish counters on it.

, Remove a wish counter from this artifact: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of this artifact. Activate only during your turn.

Artifact

$3.99 $2.34 $1.74

TUTORS

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Combustible Gearhulk

First strike
When this creature enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then this creature deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$0.99 $0.29 $0.15

Form of the Dragon

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 5 damage to any target.
At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5.
Creatures without flying can't attack you.

Enchantment

$0.69 $0.50 $0.26

Sepulchral Primordial

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)
When this creature enters, for each opponent, you may put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Creature - Avatar

$0.69 $0.30 $0.15

Treacherous Pit-Dweller

When this creature enters from a graveyard, target opponent gains control of it.
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature - Demon

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Legendary Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$2.79 $1.30 $1.23

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $113.96

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.41Total Mana Value: 215.00

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GOADED

LANDS

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PROTECTION

Protection

RAMP

REMOVAL

Recursion

SHIT ASS CARDS 💀

THROWING ASS

TUTORS

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Avg Mana Value: 3.41Total Mana Value: 215.00

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THROWING ASS

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