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Tawnos_is_The_Best

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Artifact

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Everythingamajig
,
: Scry 2.
,
, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Everythingamajig (ulst) 56
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ulst) 57
Mirror Mirror
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Mirror Mirror (ugl) 77

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Commander

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The Grand Calcutron
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron (ust) 131

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Creature

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Atinlay Igpay
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Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Clocknapper
When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
Creature - Human Spy
Clocknapper (ulst) 14
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.
Creature Artifact - Angel Cyborg
Do-It-Yourself Seraph (ulst) 2
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (ulst) 4
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
Creature Artifact - Knight Cyborg
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12f
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Modular Monstrosity
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Modular Monstrosity (ulst) 59
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43

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Discard

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Aquamoeba
Discard a card: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
Creature - Beast Elemental
Aquamoeba (dmr) 38
Patchwork Gnomes
Discard a card: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)
Creature Artifact - Gnome
Patchwork Gnomes (mh2) 299
Patrol Hound
Discard a card: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Creature - Dog
Patrol Hound (ody) 38
Tireless Tribe
Discard a card: This creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Nomad
Tireless Tribe (plst) ODY-56
Trained Pronghorn
Discard a card: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn.
Creature - Antelope
Trained Pronghorn (jud) 30

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Draw

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Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Split Screen
When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.
Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.
When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.
Artifact
Split Screen (ulst) 60

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Enchantment

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Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Charm School
As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Charm School (ugl) 1
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Psychic Network
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
Enchantment
Psychic Network (ugl) 26

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Finisher

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Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ulst) 11

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Instant

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Denied!
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
Instant
Denied! (ugl) 22
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Scry 3.
• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.
• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49f

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Land

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Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (msh) 290
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (msh) 287

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Protection

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Cephalid Inkshrouder
Discard a card: This creature gains shroud until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. (A creature with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Creature - Octopus
Cephalid Inkshrouder (jud) 36
Gideon's Intervention
As this enchantment enters, choose a card name.
Your opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and permanents you control by sources with the chosen name.
Enchantment
Gideon's Intervention (akh) 15
Rules Lawyer
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg
Rules Lawyer (ulst) 7

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Ramp

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Fractured Powerstone
: Add
.
: Roll the planar die. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact
Fractured Powerstone (moc) 357
Guardian Idol
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add
.
: This artifact becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.
Artifact
Guardian Idol (j25) 753
Marble Diamond
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add
.
Artifact
Marble Diamond (clb) 320
Mind Stone
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact
Mind Stone (soc) 352
Prismatic Lens
: Add
.
,
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Prismatic Lens (otc) 264
Sky Diamond
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add
.
Artifact
Sky Diamond (scd) 273
Star Compass
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.
Artifact
Star Compass (plst) PLS-134
Worn Powerstone
This artifact enters tapped.
: Add
.
Artifact
Worn Powerstone (mh3) 298

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Removal

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Alexi, Zephyr Mage
,
, Discard two cards: Return X target creatures to their owners' hands.
Legendary Creature - Human Spellshaper
Alexi, Zephyr Mage (pcy) 28
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Chaos Confetti
,
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Checks and Balances
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
Enchantment
Checks and Balances (ugl) 16
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Devout Witness
,
, Discard a card: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature - Human Spellshaper
Devout Witness (plst) MMQ-17
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ulst) 6
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Stronghold Machinist
,
, Discard a card: Counter target noncreature spell.
Creature - Human Spellshaper
Stronghold Machinist (nem) 46
Turbulent Dreams
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Return X target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
Sorcery
Turbulent Dreams (tor) 49
Vengeful Dreams
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Exile X target attacking creatures.
Instant
Vengeful Dreams (tor) 21
Waterfront Bouncer
,
, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Creature - Merfolk Spellshaper
Waterfront Bouncer (mmq) 114

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Sac Outlet

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Phantatog
Sacrifice an enchantment: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Atog
Phantatog (ody) 291

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Sorcery

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Hot Fix
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
Sorcery
Hot Fix (ulst) 49
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Once More with Feeling
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.
DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
Sorcery
Once More with Feeling (ugl) 11

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Theft

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Chamber of Manipulation
Enchant land
Enchanted land has "
, Discard a card: Gain control of target creature until end of turn."
Enchantment - Aura
Chamber of Manipulation (ody) 76

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Tokens

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Water Gun Balloon Game
As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Artifact
Water Gun Balloon Game (unf) 538

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Deck Info

Deck stats

34 pips - 23 cards
20 mana - 20 cards
33 pips - 23 cards
23 mana - 23 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
6 mana - 5 cards
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