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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.00

Arvad of the Weatherlight

Rulebreaker — If Arvad of the Weatherlight is your Commander, you may include legendary permanents of any color in your deck regardless of color identity.
Whenever Arvad deals combat damage to an opponent, you may put a legendary permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature - Human Knight

$---- $---- $86.73

Commander

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Artifact

Qty: 2 Price: $3.99

Aetherflux Car

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, put charge counters equal to four times that spell's mana value on this Vehicle.
Remove 121 charge counters from this Vehicle: Take an extra turn after this one.
Crew 1

Artifact - Vehicle

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Gleemax

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Legendary Artifact

$3.99 $5.87 $2.07

Artifact

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Creature

Qty: 8 Price: $4.30

Cheatyface

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying

Creature - Efreet

$0.99 $1.36 $1.15

Creature Guy

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Beast

$0.99 $0.20 $0.15

Frazzled Editor

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Creature - Human Bureaucrat

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Keeper of the Sacred Word

As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature - Human Druid

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Laughing Hyena

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Hyena

$0.39 $0.18 $0.15

Magical Hacker

: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Creature - Human Gamer

$0.39 $0.87 $0.43

Mother of Goons

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.35 $0.24 $0.18

Spike, Tournament Grinder

(

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)

: Reveal a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format and put it into your hand.

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

$0.49 $0.30 $0.25

Creature

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Enchantment

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Censorship

As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$3.49 $5.75 $3.10

Enchantment

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Finisher

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Infinity Elemental

(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)

Creature - Elemental

$0.99 $0.34 $0.32

The Cheese Stands Alone

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

Enchantment

$7.99 $9.56 $3.83

Finisher

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Instant

Qty: 3 Price: $0.94

At Least It's a Dry Heat

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Instant

$---- $---- $10.52

Denied!

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

Instant

$0.35 $0.25 $0.20

Save Life

Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.59 $1.75 $0.53

Instant

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Planeswalker

Qty: 1 Price: $2.79

Urza, Academy Headmaster

+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.

Legendary Planeswalker - Urza

$2.79 $2.43 $2.49

Planeswalker

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Protection

Qty: 3 Price: $11.97

Flavor Judge

: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.

Creature - Bird Advisor

$0.49 $0.21 $0.18

Platinum Angel

Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Creature Artifact - Angel

$10.99 $11.33 $10.94

Rules Lawyer

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg

$0.49 $0.42 $0.39

Protection

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Ramp

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Black Lotus

, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact

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Cheap Ass

Spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Creature - Townsfolk Donkey

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Mox Lotus

: Add

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$23.99 $25.63 $12.58

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Name Dropping

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.22 $0.16

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 7 Price: $4.71

AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Instant

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Deal Damage

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.79 $0.32 $0.20

GO TO JAIL

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Kill! Destroy!

Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$1.29 $1.55 $0.89

Number Crunch

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.35 $0.17 $0.16

Spell Counter

Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.99 $3.07 $0.93

Strategy, Schmategy

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.34 $0.27

Removal

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Sorcery

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17-Year Cicadas

Create ten 1/1 white Insect creature tokens with flying. Exile 17-Year Cicadas with seventeen time counters on it.
Suspend 17 —

(Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay

and exile it with seventeen time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Whenever you cast a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.

Sorcery

$---- $65.00 $88.22

Colorless Ultimatum

Each opponent exiles half the cards in their library, rounded up. Until end of turn, creatures you control gain annihilator 1.

Sorcery

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Sorcery

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Tokens

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The Book of Exalted Deeds

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.

, Exile The Book of Exalted Deeds: Put an enlightened counter on target Angel. It gains "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Artifact - Book

$10.99 $7.73 $7.27

Tokens

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Tutor

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Johnny, Combo Player

: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

$0.49 $0.22 $0.16

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 36Est cost: $34,077.47

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Avg Mana Value: 27781.36Total Mana Value: 1000129.00

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15 pips - 11 cards

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4 mana - 2 cards

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Avg Mana Value: 27781.36Total Mana Value: 1000129.00

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