Unpossible • (Dimir Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.

Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.

: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)

Legendary Creature - Human Spy

$0.99 $0.43 $0.32

Commander

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Artifact

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Kindslaver

, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.

Legendary Artifact

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Mirror Mirror

This artifact enters tapped.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

Artifact

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Artifact

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Creature

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_____

: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Creature - Shapeshifter

$0.69 $0.41 $0.34

A Real Handful

As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.

Creature - Child Alien Guest

$0.49 $0.21 $0.16

Avatar of Me

This spell costs

more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Creature - Avatar

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Border Guardian

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Creature Artifact - Knight

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Bursting Beebles

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Creature - Beeble

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.

Creature - Bird

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Cheatyface

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying

Creature - Efreet

$1.49 $1.29 $0.93

Clam Session

As this creature enters, choose a word.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice this creature. You can't repeat a song.

Creature - Clamfolk

$0.35 $0.29 $0.20

Clocknapper

When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Creature - Human Spy

$0.69 $0.25 $0.18

Deadhead

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

Creature - Zombie

$0.39 $0.32 $0.19

Double Header

Flying
When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Creature - Drake

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Graveyard Busybody

All graveyards are also your graveyards.
Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.

Creature - Human Spy

$0.49 $0.50 $0.31

Hangman

As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.

: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.

Creature - Human Villain

$0.59 $0.33 $0.17

Hoisted Hireling

This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Infernal Spawn of Evil

Flying, first strike

, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Creature - Beast

$0.49 $0.29 $0.26

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil

Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay

, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Creature - Demon Child

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 39

$0.49 $0.26 $0.20

Inhumaniac

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.

Creature - Brainiac

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Magical Hacker

: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Creature - Human Gamer

$0.35 $0.85 $0.40

Masterful Ninja

Haste
Reveal this card from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.

: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature - Troll Ninja

$0.79 $0.54 $0.17

Mother of Goons

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Old-Fashioned Vampire

Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

Creature - Vampyre

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Creature

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Drain

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Gray Merchant of Alphabet

When this creature enters, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Zombie Performer

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 5 Price: $2.53

B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)

As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.

Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.

$0.99 $0.31 $0.19

Blurry Beeble

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature Artifact - Cyborg Beeble

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle

As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —

: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —

: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —

: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Loose Lips

Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.49 $0.19 $0.17

Rings a Bell

As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Draw

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Enchantment

Qty: 8 Price: $9.24

"Rumors of My Death . . ."

, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Animate Graveyard

Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile this Aura.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.49 $0.31 $0.25

Censorship

As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$2.79 $5.59 $2.08

Farewell to Arms

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Free-for-All

When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

Enchantment

$1.99 $2.31 $1.72

Now I Know My ABC's

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Enchantment

$1.79 $2.28 $1.34

Over My Dead Bodies

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

Enchantment

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Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.71 $0.46

Enchantment

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Animate Library

Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.59 $0.30 $0.18

Finisher

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Instant

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Double Take

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Instant

$0.35 $0.19 $0.19

More or Less

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Instant

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $17.64

Island

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Basic Land - Island

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Swamp

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: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.20 $0.15

Land

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Mill

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How Is This a Par Three?!

Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.17 $0.15

Mill

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Ramp

Qty: 4 Price: $32.32

Jack-in-the-Mox

: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add

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3 — Add

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4 — Add

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5 — Add

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6 — Add

Artifact

$1.29 $2.04 $1.00

Mad Science Fair Project

: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds

. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Mana Screw

: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add

. Activate only as an instant.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.95 $0.62

Mox Lotus

: Add

: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

$29.99 $25.63 $14.16

Ramp

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Recursion

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Questionable Cuisine

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.11 $0.15

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 12 Price: $7.20

Bag Check

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant

$0.49 $0.13 $0.15

Busted!

Counter target spell unless its controller pays

, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Instant

$0.49 $0.09 $0.15

capital offense

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)

instant

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Common Courtesy

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.29 $0.18

Duh

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.24 $0.17

Eye to Eye

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

Instant

$0.99 $0.40 $0.33

Flaccify

Counter target spell unless its controller pays

Instant

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Fowl Play

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.28 $0.20

Handcuffs

As this enchantment enters, choose a player.
When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.65 $0.43

Kill! Destroy!

Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$1.79 $1.36 $0.98

Magic Word

Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Number Crunch

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 3 Price: $2.47

Animate Object

You get seven

. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.21 $0.15

Exit Through the Grift Shop

Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.31 $0.15

Phone a Friend

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.35 $0.20

Sorcery

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Tutor

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Enter the Dungeon

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.24 $0.15

Johnny, Combo Player

: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer

$0.49 $0.23 $0.16

Tutor

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $89.50

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Avg Mana Value: 3.73Total Mana Value: 239.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.73Total Mana Value: 239.00

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