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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $2.79

Seizan, Perverter of Truth

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards.

Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit

$2.79 $1.88 $1.64

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 7 Price: $25.13

Black Vise

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Artifact

$2.49 $4.94 $0.41

Iron Maiden

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Artifact

$10.99 $12.58 $6.35

Misers' Cage

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has five or more cards in hand, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player.

Artifact

$2.29 $1.51 $0.78

Price of Knowledge

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Enchantment

$4.99 $2.14 $1.55

Skullcage

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player unless they have exactly three or exactly four cards in hand.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.36 $0.26

Underworld Dreams

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$2.49 $2.21 $1.54

Viseling

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this creature deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Creature Artifact - Construct Phyrexian

$1.29 $0.39 $0.25

Burn

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Copy

Qty: 4 Price: $35.66

Isochron Scepter

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand.

: You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

$11.99 $16.69 $9.37

Panoptic Mirror

Imprint —

: You may exile an instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may copy a card exiled with this artifact. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

$18.99 $25.10 $14.58

Prototype Portal

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an artifact card from your hand.

: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the mana value of that card.

Artifact

$0.69 $2.22 $0.71

Spellbinder

Imprint — When this Equipment enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$3.99 $6.29 $3.27

Copy

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Discard

Qty: 6 Price: $32.24

Dark Deal

Each player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one.

Sorcery

$5.49 $2.08 $1.88

Gnat Miser

Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one.

Creature - Rat Shaman

$0.99 $0.98 $0.41

Liliana's Caress

Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.

Enchantment

$7.99 $5.24 $3.64

Locust Miser

Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by two.

Creature - Rat Shaman

$2.99 $3.58 $1.41

Oppression

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player discards a card.

Enchantment

$11.99 $6.00 $----

Painful Quandary

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Enchantment

$2.79 $1.88 $0.72

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 1 Price: $4.99

Fate Unraveler

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature Enchantment - Hag

$4.99 $3.67 $2.52

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 19 Price: $144.15

Anvil of Bogardan

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card, then discards a card.

Artifact

$47.99 $47.66 $29.30

Atrocious Experiment

Target player mills two cards, draws two cards, and loses 2 life. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Blood Pact

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Instant

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Caress of Phyrexia

Target player draws three cards, loses 3 life, and gets three poison counters.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.38 $0.15

Damnable Pact

Target player draws X cards and loses X life.

Sorcery

$0.99 $1.05 $0.57

Eldritch Pact

Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of cards in their graveyard.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.39 $0.15

Font of Mythos

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws two additional cards.

Artifact

$20.99 $16.70 $9.51

Foreboding Fruit

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Geth's Grimoire

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.

Artifact - Book

$8.49 $9.37 $7.01

Harrowing Journey

Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Horn of Greed

Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.

Artifact

$13.99 $16.56 $12.09

Howling Mine

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Artifact

$6.99 $9.82 $8.50

Otherworld Atlas

: Put a charge counter on this artifact.

: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on this artifact.

Artifact - Book

$3.49 $1.70 $0.94

Painful Lesson

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Peer into the Abyss

Target player draws cards equal to half the number of cards in their library and loses half their life. Round up each time.

Sorcery

$4.49 $3.35 $3.11

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$1.29 $3.23 $0.46

Teferi's Puzzle Box

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player puts the cards in their hand on the bottom of their library in any order, then draws that many cards.

Artifact

$18.99 $22.52 $15.39

Temple Bell

: Each player draws a card.

Artifact

$12.99 $6.55 $6.03

Wretched Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.49 $0.24 $0.15

Draw

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Land

Qty: 41 Price: $122.09

Cabal Coffers

: Add

for each Swamp you control.

Land

$37.99 $30.76 $23.71

Swamp

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: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.13 $0.15

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$64.99 $56.14 $54.85

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 3 Price: $63.47

Exquisite Blood

Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

Enchantment

$47.99 $37.44 $36.45

Ivory Tower

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.

Artifact

$3.49 $2.02 $0.78

Venser's Journal

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.

Artifact - Book

$11.99 $9.12 $6.92

Lifegain

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Ramp

Qty: 6 Price: $68.44

Crypt Ghast

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay

. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional

Creature - Spirit

$20.99 $17.99 $13.77

Dark Ritual

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Instant

$11.99 $7.02 $6.05

Jet Medallion

Black spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$19.99 $12.87 $10.93

Magus of the Coffers

: Add

for each Swamp you control.

Creature - Human Wizard

$7.49 $4.95 $4.37

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $1.71 $1.42

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.99 $2.27 $2.44

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $3.49

Myr Welder

Imprint —

: Exile target artifact card from a graveyard.
This creature has all activated abilities of all cards exiled with it.

Creature Artifact - Myr

$3.49 $2.62 $1.62

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Baleful Mastery

You may pay

rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
If the

cost was paid, an opponent draws a card.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$4.49 $2.79 $2.30

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Cost of Brilliance

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Shredder's Revenge

Choose one —
• Target player discards two cards.
• Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Sorcery

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Stax

Qty: 3 Price: $7.57

Knowledge Pool

Imprint — When this artifact enters, each player exiles the top three cards of their library.
Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with this artifact without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

$1.29 $1.07 $1.14

Soulless Jailer

Permanent cards in graveyards can't enter the battlefield.
Players can't cast noncreature spells from graveyards or exile.

Creature Artifact - Golem Phyrexian

$2.79 $2.15 $0.50

Vexing Bauble

Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$3.49 $2.67 $1.33

Stax

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Theft

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

River Song's Diary

Imprint — Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell from their hand, exile it instead of putting it into a graveyard as it resolves.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more cards exiled with this artifact, choose one of them at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Artifact - Book

$0.99 $0.55 $0.23

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 2 Price: $17.48

Dino DNA

Imprint —

: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.

: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with this artifact, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact

$16.99 $16.13 $14.27

Soul Foundry

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a creature card from your hand.

: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the mana value of that card.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.59 $0.15

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $79.99

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$79.99 $67.88 $56.91

Tutor

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Untap

Qty: 1 Price: $15.99

Staff of Domination

: Untap this artifact.

: You gain 1 life.

: Untap target creature.

: Tap target creature.

: Draw a card.

Artifact

$15.99 $11.43 $9.43

Untap

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $629.66

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.36Total Mana Value: 198.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.36Total Mana Value: 198.00

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