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Commander

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Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Alien Guest
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop (unf) 161

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Artifact

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_____ _____ Rocketship
Flying
When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
_____ _____ Rocketship (unf) 191
Astroquarium
When this artifact enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
,
: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in this artifact's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact
Astroquarium (unf) 320
Killer Cosplay
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Killer Cosplay (unf) 145
Pin Collection
When this Equipment enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on this Equipment.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Pin Collection (unf) 23

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Creature

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_____
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature - Shapeshifter
_____ (unh) 23
_____ _____ _____ Trespasser
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
_____ _____ _____ Trespasser (unf) 347
_____ Bird Gets the Worm
Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Bird Guest
_____ Bird Gets the Worm (unf) 291
_____-o-saurus
Trample
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Dinosaur Alien
_____-o-saurus (unf) 148
Aerialephant
Flying
When Aerialephant enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Elephant Performer
Aerialephant (unf) 2
Alpha Guard
When this creature enters, choose a letter.
: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.
Creature - Elf Employee
Alpha Guard (unf) 129
Angelic Harold
Flying
When Angelic Harold enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Angel Performer
Angelic Harold (unf) 162
Baaallerina
Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Sheep Performer
Baaallerina (unf) 321
Bioluminary
Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Merfolk Performer
Bioluminary (unf) 324
Blorbian Buddy
Trample
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Creature - Alien Guest
Blorbian Buddy (unf) 131
Chicken Troupe
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Bird Performer
Chicken Troupe (unf) 133
Clandestine Chameleon
When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.
Creature - Lizard Guest
Clandestine Chameleon (unf) 134
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Focused Funambulist
Flash
As this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.
Creature - Human Performer
Focused Funambulist (unf) 333
Glitterflitter
Flying
When Glitterflitter enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Faerie Performer
Glitterflitter (unf) 334
Jetpack Janitor
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
Creature - Human Employee
Jetpack Janitor (unf) 15
Keeper of the Sacred Word
As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Druid
Keeper of the Sacred Word (unh) 101
Knight in _____ Armor
First strike
As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
Creature - Human Knight Performer
Knight in _____ Armor (unf) 17
Lineprancers
When Lineprancers enters, you get
, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.
: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.
Creature - Centaur Performer
Lineprancers (unf) 146
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Park Bleater
Whenever another creature you own enters, you get
.
,
: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.
Creature - Goat Employee
Park Bleater (unf) 21
Prize Wall
Defender
,
: You get
.
,
: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Wall
Prize Wall (unf) 343
Robo-Piñata
When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Robo-Piñata (unf) 25
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
Legendary Creature - Human Guest
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon (unf) 246
Stiltstrider
Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Rhino Performer
Stiltstrider (unf) 157
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Sword-Swallowing Seraph
Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Angel Performer
Sword-Swallowing Seraph (unf) 30
Tchotchke Elemental
Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on this creature. Use a unique item that completely fits on this creature for each knickknack counter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.
Creature - Elemental
Tchotchke Elemental (unf) 158
Ticketomaton
When Ticketomaton enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature Artifact - Robot
Ticketomaton (unf) 195
Treacherous Trapezist
Flying
Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)
Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.
Creature - Performer Porcupine
Treacherous Trapezist (unf) 346
Tusk and Whiskers
Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
,
: You get
. You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Legendary Creature - Elephant Mouse Performer
Tusk and Whiskers (unf) 182
Wicker Picker
Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker
. (You may pay an additional
as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get
, then you may put a sticker on it.)
Creature Artifact - Scarecrow Guest
Wicker Picker (unf) 196

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Draw

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Ineffable Blessing
As Ineffable Blessing enters, choose a number.
Whenever a creature you control with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113f
Rings a Bell
As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.
Enchantment
Rings a Bell (und) 27
Spelling Bee
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
Creature - Insect Alien
Spelling Bee (unf) 155
Wizards of the _____
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Human Wizard Performer
Wizards of the _____ (unf) 350

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Enchantment

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I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Wordmail
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Enchantment - Aura
Wordmail (unh) 22

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Instant

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A Good Day to Pie
Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
A Good Day to Pie (unf) 12
Hat Trick
Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.
Instant
Hat Trick (unf) 13

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Land

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Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (msc) 233
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (msh) 295
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (msh) 289

Land

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Pump

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Embiggen
Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has.
Instant
Embiggen (unf) 137

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (msc) 191
Command Performance
Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Sorcery
Command Performance (unf) 328
Done for the Day
At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get
or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Enchantment
Done for the Day (unf) 136
Park Map
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Park Map (unf) 190
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (msc) 211
Ticket Turbotubes
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194

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Recursion

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Name Dropping
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Enchantment
Name Dropping (unh) 105
Park Re-Entry
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Park Re-Entry (unf) 22

Recursion

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Removal

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An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Sorcery
An Incident Has Occurred (unf) 143
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 327
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 331
Fight the _____ Fight
Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters.
Enchantment - Aura
Fight the _____ Fight (unf) 138
Finishing Move
You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Finishing Move (unf) 139
Main Event Horizon
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
Sorcery
Main Event Horizon (unf) 19
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ulst) 6

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Sorcery

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Animate Object
You get seven
. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Sorcery
Animate Object (unf) 319
Leading Performance
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
Sorcery
Leading Performance (unf) 18
Mobile Clone
Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)
Sorcery
Mobile Clone (unf) 337

Sorcery

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Deck Info

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28 pips - 21 cards
0 mana - 3 cards
25 pips - 19 cards
19 mana - 19 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 3 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 3 cards
26 pips - 23 cards
20 mana - 20 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
2 mana - 1 card
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