{"ops":[{"insert":"Goblins?! Them ’er Giants!\n\nWelcome to the Goblin problem. They’re cute, they’re energetic, and they’re absolutely adorable right up until you give one of them a rock. Then somebody gives that Goblin a bigger rock. Then Zada tells every Goblin on the battlefield that they get a rock. Suddenly the entire village is throwing boulders, and nobody can explain where the boulders came from.\n\nThis deck is built around and the simple Goblin philosophy that if one Goblin can do something stupid, an entire army of Goblins can do it much, much louder. Cheap targeted spells become massive spells when Zada copies them across the whole team, turning a harmless little trick into a battlefield-wide catastrophe.\n\nThe Goblins start small. Then the pumps start flying. Suddenly those little idiots aren't throwing rocks anymore—they're throwing boulders.\n\nAnd whatever you do, don't feed them after midnight.\n\nActually, don't let them get wet either.\n\nWe have absolutely no idea what happens when these things get wet, and frankly, we're not going to find out.\n\nThe deck isn't merely trying to swarm the table with Goblins. It's trying to create that hilarious moment where everyone realizes that the harmless little creatures they were laughing at five minutes ago have somehow become a gigantic, spell-slinging mob of monsters. Zada turns one spell into an army-wide event, the Goblins multiply, the anthem effects make them enormous, and the whole battlefield quickly becomes a very bad place to be standing.\n\nSo remember the rules:\n\nDo not feed the Goblins after midnight.\nDo not get them wet.\nDo not give them rocks.\nAnd under absolutely no circumstances should you let Zada tell them that they're giants.\n\nBecause once these cute little creatures start throwing boulders, somebody is going to have a very, very bad day.\n"}]}