Stop Hitting Yourself • (Dimir Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

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Taskmaster, Mercenary Mimic

Photographic Reflexes — At the beginning of your first main phase, until your next turn, Taskmaster becomes a copy of up to one target creature on the battlefield or creature card in a graveyard, except his name is Taskmaster, Mercenary Mimic and he's a legendary Human Mercenary Villain creature.

Legendary Creature - Human Villain Mercenary

$1.99 $1.83 $1.09

Commander

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Clones

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Body Double

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard.

Creature - Shapeshifter

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Mocking Doppelganger

Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature an opponent controls, except it has "Other creatures with the same name as this creature are goaded." (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Creature - Shapeshifter

$3.49 $3.90 $3.57

Clones

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Copy

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Chameleon, Master of Disguise

You may have Chameleon enter as a copy of a creature you control, except his name is Chameleon, Master of Disguise.
Mayhem

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for

if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Legendary Creature - Human Shapeshifter Villain

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Copy

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Counters

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Mindbreak Trap

If an opponent cast three or more spells this turn, you may pay

rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Exile any number of target spells.

Instant - Trap

$18.99 $15.26 $9.49

Counters

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Discard

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Painful Quandary

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Enchantment

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Waste Not

Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add

.
Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.

Enchantment

$9.99 $8.78 $6.13

Discard

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Drain

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Tainted Remedy

If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.

Enchantment

$7.99 $8.83 $4.22

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 5 Price: $36.45

Likeness Looter

Flying

: Draw a card, then discard a card.

: This creature becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except it has flying and this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature - Faerie Shapeshifter

$3.49 $3.07 $3.06

Maeve, Insidious Singer

: Goad target creature. Whenever that creature attacks one of your opponents this turn, you draw a card. (A goaded creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able, until your next turn.)

Legendary Creature - Siren

$16.99 $13.06 $11.45

Thought Scour

Target player mills two cards.
Draw a card.

Instant

$0.99 $0.69 $0.29

Visions of Beyond

Draw a card. If a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, draw three cards instead.

Instant

$6.49 $4.72 $3.28

Windfall

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

Sorcery

$8.49 $6.06 $5.10

Draw

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Enchantment

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Coercive Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.69 $0.31 $0.15

Enchantment

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Land

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Academy Ruins

: Add

: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Legendary Land

$9.99 $8.73 $6.48

Cabal Coffers

: Add

for each Swamp you control.

Land

$37.99 $30.75 $23.71

Cavern of Souls

As this land enters, choose a creature type.

: Add

: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.

Land

$59.99 $51.34 $49.14

Choked Estuary

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Swamp card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.33 $0.18

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.29 $0.19

Coral Atoll

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Island you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$1.29 $0.62 $0.51

Dimir Aqueduct

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.40 $0.31

Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp.

: Add

Land

$2.79 $0.93 $0.97

Everglades

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Swamp you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$1.49 $1.16 $0.92

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.59 $0.35 $0.15

Geier Reach Sanitarium

: Add

: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Legendary Land

$5.99 $3.50 $2.08

Guildless Commons

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $1.16 $1.04

Inventors' Fair

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life.

: Add

, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

Legendary Land

$24.99 $19.06 $14.85

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$0.49 $0.19 $0.15

Morphic Pool

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$42.99 $28.51 $27.02

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$5.99 $5.23 $4.17

Shipwreck Marsh

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$10.99 $7.22 $6.80

Sunken Hollow

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Island Swamp

$0.79 $0.36 $0.25

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.16 $0.15

Tainted Isle

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$3.99 $3.77 $2.86

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$64.99 $56.35 $54.85

Watery Grave

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: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Island Swamp

$13.99 $10.15 $8.96

Land

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Mill

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Altar of the Brood

Whenever another permanent you control enters, each opponent mills a card.

Artifact

$13.99 $10.92 $7.73

Bruvac the Grandiloquent

If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill twice that many cards instead. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Legendary Creature - Human Advisor

$49.99 $46.41 $41.68

Consuming Aberration

Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards.
Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Creature - Horror

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Hedron Crab

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature - Crab

$4.99 $3.06 $2.51

Memory Erosion

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player mills two cards.

Enchantment

$8.49 $8.08 $6.75

Mindcrank

Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Artifact

$13.99 $12.62 $9.03

Psychic Corrosion

Whenever you draw a card, each opponent mills two cards.

Enchantment

$7.49 $4.65 $3.81

Ripples of Undeath

At the beginning of your first main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay

and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

Enchantment

$11.99 $7.92 $7.10

Ruin Crab

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature - Crab

$1.99 $1.12 $0.62

Stitcher's Supplier

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature - Zombie

$0.79 $0.24 $0.15

The Water Crystal

Blue spells you cast cost

less to cast.
If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead.

: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Legendary Artifact

$5.99 $3.67 $2.29

Mill

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Protection

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Propaganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays

for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment

$4.99 $3.34 $2.44

Protection

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Ramp

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Blinkmoth Urn

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, if this artifact is untapped, that player adds

for each artifact they control.

Artifact

$2.29 $1.80 $0.46

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$11.99 $7.01 $6.05

Pendant of Prosperity

This artifact enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.

: Draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. This artifact's owner draws a card, then that player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact

$1.79 $7.20 $0.45

Revel in Riches

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more Treasures, you win the game.

Enchantment

$29.99 $23.93 $19.70

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $2.02 $1.62

The Soul Stone

Indestructible

: Add

, Exile a creature you control: Harness The Soul Stone. (Once harnessed, its ∞ ability is active.)
∞ — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Artifact - Infinity Stone

$109.99 $93.50 $95.10

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.99 $2.37 $2.49

Thran Dynamo

: Add

Artifact

$3.99 $4.31 $2.39

Worn Powerstone

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.99 $0.38 $0.15

Ramp

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Recursion

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Reanimate

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Sorcery

$13.99 $9.63 $9.13

Rise of the Dark Realms

Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

$7.99 $6.83 $4.48

Recursion

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Removal

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Agent of Treachery

When this creature enters, gain control of target permanent.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more permanents you don't own, draw three cards.

Creature - Human Rogue

$7.49 $6.47 $3.61

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$5.99 $3.11 $2.49

Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

$3.99 $1.62 $1.68

Bloodthirsty Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact - Equipment

$0.79 $0.40 $0.52

Damnation

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$22.99 $21.76 $15.81

Drown in the Loch

Choose one —
• Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
• Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.

Instant

$2.49 $1.81 $1.11

Eye of Nidhogg

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a black Dragon with base power and toughness 4/2, has flying and deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When Eye of Nidhogg is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Legendary Enchantment - Aura

$1.79 $0.71 $0.29

Ghoulish Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.99 $0.52 $0.15

Hibernation

Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.

Instant

$---- $6.07 $2.70

Hold for Questioning

Enchant creature or planeswalker
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent and investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Jeering Homunculus

When this creature enters, you may goad target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature - Homunculus

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Mana Drain

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of

equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant

$74.99 $57.55 $53.14

Oubliette

When this enchantment enters, target creature phases out until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Tap that creature as it phases in this way. (Auras and Equipment phase out with it. While permanents are phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist.)

Enchantment

$2.99 $2.99 $2.02

Parasitic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Perplexing Chimera

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may exchange control of this creature and that spell. If you do, you may choose new targets for the spell. (If the spell becomes a permanent, you control that permanent.)

Creature Enchantment - Chimera

$1.49 $2.56 $0.56

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$4.49 $2.84 $2.02

Psychic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you scry 2.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Singularity Rupture

Destroy all creatures, then any number of target players each mill half their library, rounded down.

Sorcery

$0.99 $1.84 $0.15

Spawnbroker

When this creature enters, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature with power less than or equal to that creature's power an opponent controls.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.79 $0.52 $0.20

Willbreaker

Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, gain control of that creature for as long as you control this creature.

Creature - Human Wizard

$2.99 $1.92 $1.32

Removal

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Stax

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Defense Grid

Each spell costs

more to cast except during its controller's turn.

Artifact

$---- $46.70 $28.08

Stax

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Theft

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Gather Specimens

If a creature would enter the battlefield under an opponent's control this turn, it enters under your control instead.

Instant

$2.29 $1.47 $0.88

Mind's Dilation

Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment

$2.79 $4.87 $4.15

Puca's Mischief

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target nonland permanent an opponent controls with equal or lesser mana value.

Enchantment

$3.49 $3.53 $1.96

Theft

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Tutor

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Buried Alive

Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$2.79 $2.47 $1.92

Entomb

Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Instant

$24.99 $19.84 $15.63

Perplex

Counter target spell unless its controller discards their hand.
Transmute

(

, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Instant

$1.79 $1.72 $0.61

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $878.82

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Avg Mana Value: 3.13Total Mana Value: 200.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.13Total Mana Value: 200.00

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