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{"ops":[{"insert":"You, your friends Elmar and Hargilde, and the other players at the table are dicking around in your recently deceased dad's garage, having some beers. Elmar loves to play conspiracy theorist and is trying very hard to \"solve\" your dad's \"case\". As per usual, Hargilde is egging them on (those two are friends forever). You know that getting Elmar drunk could lead to a brawl, especially if they think they've found a \"clue\" to your dad's death... And with how many tools your dad had, that might be a dangerous idea. For God's sake you're pretty sure there's a chainsaw in there, and a jackhammer. Your dad WAS in construction, I guess, but still. Hopefully everyone just takes a look at the cool jewelry and chows down on some pizza.\n\nAh, shit, did you remember to pay rent? \n\nOh dope Hargilde found a fishing rod! Your dad's house is on a lake so you might as well fish. The weather's good for it after all. \n\nDid you just hear someone say \"I'm gonna ride these roller skates on this skateboard\"\n\nAlright well. It looks like someone's getting hurt no matter what. Let's just hope it stays calm...\n\nJesus Christ Elmar is that a fucking machete?! Dude chill!!\n\nYo Kenrith, maybe you should get lost for now. Yeah, actually, maybe we should all split up before this turns into single combat. \n\nNo that's not opening the armory!! You're opening the tool shed! Fucking Christ PUT THE GOLF CLUBS DOWN ELMAR\n"}]}
Commander
Elmar, Ulvenwald Informant
Haste
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, untap target creature, then investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, untap target creature, then investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)
Legendary Creature - Human
Commander
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Artifact
Beamtown Beatstick
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Candlestick
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 2." (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card.
Equip
, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment Clue
Fishing Pole
Equipped creature has ", , Tap Fishing Pole: Put a bait counter on Fishing Pole."
Whenever equipped creature becomes untapped, remove a bait counter from this Equipment. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Whenever equipped creature becomes untapped, remove a bait counter from this Equipment. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Glowcap Lantern
Equipped creature has "You may look at the top card of your library any time" and "Whenever this creature attacks, it explores." (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Equip
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Goldvein Pick
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Rover Blades
Double strike
Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Creatures can't be attached to other permanents.)
Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Creatures can't be attached to other permanents.)
Artifact - Equipment Vehicle
Swiftfoot Boots
Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Artifact
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Creature
Astor, Bearer of Blades
When Astor enters, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal an Equipment or Vehicle card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Equipment you control have equip .
Vehicles you control have crew 1.
Equipment you control have equip .
Vehicles you control have crew 1.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Astrid Peth
Whenever Astrid Peth enters or attacks, create a Food token.
Brand-new Sky — Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Brand-new Sky — Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
Legendary Creature - Human
Courier of Comestibles
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Food card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you don't put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Creature - Human Citizen
Dogmeat, Ever Loyal
When Dogmeat enters, mill five cards, then return an Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a creature you control that's enchanted or equipped attacks, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Whenever a creature you control that's enchanted or equipped attacks, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Legendary Creature - Dog
Creature
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Enchantment
Noble Heritage
Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. For each opponent who does, you gain protection from that player until your next turn." (You can't be targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything controlled by that player.)
Legendary Enchantment - Background
Sidequest: Catch a Fish
At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.
Enchantment
Enchantment
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Instant
Instant
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Land
Path of Ancestry
This land enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Land
Land
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Sorcery
Sorcery
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Deck Info
Deck stats
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Description
{"ops":[{"insert":"You, your friends Elmar and Hargilde, and the other players at the table are dicking around in your recently deceased dad's garage, having some beers. Elmar loves to play conspiracy theorist and is trying very hard to \"solve\" your dad's \"case\". As per usual, Hargilde is egging them on (those two are friends forever). You know that getting Elmar drunk could lead to a brawl, especially if they think they've found a \"clue\" to your dad's death... And with how many tools your dad had, that might be a dangerous idea. For God's sake you're pretty sure there's a chainsaw in there, and a jackhammer. Your dad WAS in construction, I guess, but still. Hopefully everyone just takes a look at the cool jewelry and chows down on some pizza.\n\nAh, shit, did you remember to pay rent? \n\nOh dope Hargilde found a fishing rod! Your dad's house is on a lake so you might as well fish. The weather's good for it after all. \n\nDid you just hear someone say \"I'm gonna ride these roller skates on this skateboard\"\n\nAlright well. It looks like someone's getting hurt no matter what. Let's just hope it stays calm...\n\nJesus Christ Elmar is that a fucking machete?! Dude chill!!\n\nYo Kenrith, maybe you should get lost for now. Yeah, actually, maybe we should all split up before this turns into single combat. \n\nNo that's not opening the armory!! You're opening the tool shed! Fucking Christ PUT THE GOLF CLUBS DOWN ELMAR\n"}]}