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Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Legendary Creature - Advisor Alien Guest

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Commander

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_____ _____ Rocketship

Flying
When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.
Crew 2

Artifact - Vehicle

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Artifact

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Blur

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Draw a card.

Instant

$0.79 $0.38 $0.31

Conjurer's Closet

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Artifact

$5.49 $2.85 $2.65

Displace

Exile up to two target creatures you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Instant

$2.29 $3.80 $0.86

Essence Flux

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$2.79 $1.65 $0.25

Ghostly Flicker

Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.

Instant

$2.99 $1.79 $1.22

Panharmonicon

If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Artifact

$7.99 $4.78 $4.42

Planar Incision

Exile target artifact or creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$0.59 $0.37 $0.15

Thassa, Deep-Dwelling

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

: Tap another target creature.

Legendary Creature Enchantment - God

$34.99 $25.76 $21.51

Blink

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Double Major

Copy target creature spell you control, except it isn't legendary if the spell is legendary. (A copy of a creature spell becomes a token.)

Instant

$3.49 $2.26 $1.35

Copy

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_____ _____ _____ Trespasser

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.

: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.

Creature - Human Rogue Guest

$0.35 $0.04 $0.15

_____-o-saurus

Trample
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature - Dinosaur Alien

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Baaallerina

Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Creature - Sheep Performer

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Bioluminary

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Merfolk Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Chicken Troupe

Ward

(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays

.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Bird Performer

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Clandestine Chameleon

When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.

Creature - Lizard Guest

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Glitterflitter

Flying
When Glitterflitter enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Faerie Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Grabby Tabby

This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature - Cat Guest

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Lineprancers

When Lineprancers enters, you get

, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.

: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.

Creature - Centaur Performer

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Monitor Monitor

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay

to reroll one or more dice you rolled.

Creature - Human Employee

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Petting Zookeeper

Reach
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature - Elf Employee

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Prize Wall

Defender

: You get

: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Seasoned Buttoneer

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature - Vedalken Employee

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Stiltstrider

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Rhino Performer

$0.35 $0.04 $0.15

Ticketomaton

When Ticketomaton enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact - Robot

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Wicker Picker

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker

. (You may pay an additional

as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get

, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Creature Artifact - Scarecrow Guest

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Creature

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Enter the Enigma

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.28 $0.15

Looter il-Kor

Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature - Rogue Kor

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Wizards of the _____

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature - Human Wizard Performer

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Draw

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Make a _____ Splash

Flash
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Enchantment

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Unlawful Entry

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.35 $0.03 $0.15

Instant

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Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.36 $0.19

Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$2.29 $1.46 $0.84

Evolving Wilds

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.59 $0.38 $0.15

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$0.99 $0.42 $0.15

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.32 $0.20

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$0.59 $0.21 $0.15

Overflowing Basin

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Rejuvenating Springs

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$5.49 $4.98 $4.39

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $4.88 $4.06

Simic Growth Chamber

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.28 $0.15

Temple of the False God

: Add

. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Yavimaya Coast

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$0.69 $0.38 $0.17

Land

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Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

$17.99 $15.53 $13.06

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $4.35 $3.90

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $2.42 $2.29

Protection

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.59 $0.35

Command Performance

Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get

.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.46 $0.30

Done for the Day

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get

or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Explore

You may play an additional land this turn.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.19 $0.15

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.79 $0.63 $0.33

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.96 $0.77

Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.69 $0.30 $0.17

Kodama's Reach

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery - Arcane

$3.49 $1.80 $1.76

Llanowar Elves

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$4.99 $2.67 $2.31

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.42 $0.26

Simic Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.33 $0.15

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $1.94 $1.30

Talisman of Curiosity

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.31 $0.25

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.49 $2.61 $2.21

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$7.49 $4.84 $3.99

Ticket Turbotubes

: Add one mana of any color.

: You get

(a ticket counter).

Artifact

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Ramp

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Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

$4.49 $2.58 $2.07

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

$1.29 $0.78 $0.67

Boing!

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

Instant

$0.35 $0.14 $0.15

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$4.49 $4.14 $2.30

Fight the _____ Fight

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Finishing Move

You get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Negate

Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$3.99 $3.13 $2.76

Swan Song

Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Instant

$16.99 $12.00 $11.45

Removal

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Squirrel Squatters

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Creature - Squirrel

$0.39 $0.27 $0.15

Tokens

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Bounce Chamber

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Artifact - Attraction

$0.59 $0.28 $0.22

Bumper Cars

Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Artifact - Attraction

$0.49 $0.16 $0.17

Costume Shop

Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Artifact - Attraction

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Ferris Wheel

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with this Attraction. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.

Artifact - Attraction

$0.79 $0.42 $0.39

Fortune Teller

Visit — Scry 1.

Artifact - Attraction

$0.79 $0.31 $0.15

Hall of Mirrors

Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.

Artifact - Attraction

$1.99 $1.22 $1.11

Haunted House

Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.

Artifact - Attraction

$1.29 $0.49 $0.54

Information Booth

Visit — Draw a card.

Artifact - Attraction

$0.35 $0.29 $0.23

Pick-a-Beeble

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

Artifact - Attraction

$0.79 $0.34 $0.18

Storybook Ride

Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

Artifact - Attraction

$1.79 $0.73 $0.66

Swinging Ship

Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.

Artifact - Attraction

$1.99 $0.68 $0.66

Attraction

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Contortionist Otter Storm

—

: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

— Deathtouch, lifelink

— 5/1

— 3/5

Stickers

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Demonic Tourist Laser

— Outlast

(

: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)

— When this permanent dies, you get seven

— 1/4

— 9/6

Stickers

$0.39 $0.21 $0.15

Eternal Acrobat Toast

— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

—

: Untap another target permanent.

— 4/4

— 7/8

Stickers

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks

— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.

— Vigilance, reach

— 2/4

— 7/7

Stickers

Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks (sunf) 12

$0.79 $0.58 $0.37

Night Brushwagg Ringmaster

— Menace

— Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

— 2/3

— 10/10

Stickers

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle

— Whenever this creature attacks, you get

— Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

— 4/2

— 6/9

Stickers

$2.99 $3.43 $2.07

Sassy Gremlin Blood

— Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.

—

: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

— 3/2

— 10/10

Stickers

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Squid Fire Knight

—

: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.

— Protection from odd mana values

— 4/1

— 6/6

Stickers

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Weird Angel Flame

— Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

— Protection from even mana values

— 2/3

— 7/8

Stickers

$0.35 $0.18 $0.16

Wild Ogre Bupkis

— Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

— Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.

— 5/1

— 7/4

Stickers

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Stickers

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $221.49

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.69Total Mana Value: 172.00

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31 pips - 28 cards

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26 mana - 26 cards

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8 mana - 6 cards

Avg Mana Value: 2.69Total Mana Value: 172.00

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