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Commander

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It Came from Planet Glurg
You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze Alien
It Came from Planet Glurg (unf) 169

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Artifact

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Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
Kindslaver
,
, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ust) 150
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82

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Creature

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_____
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature - Shapeshifter
_____ (unh) 23
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (und) 17
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (und) 61
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Greater Morphling
: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap this creature.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling (unh) 34
Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23
Laughing Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Hyena
Laughing Hyena (unh) 103
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Moniker Mage
, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Moniker Mage (unh) 39
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (und) 26
Shellephant
: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
Creature - Elephant Turtle and/or
Shellephant (ust) 121
Shoe Tree
This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Creature - Treefolk
Shoe Tree (unh) 109
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112
Tchotchke Elemental
Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on this creature. Use a unique item that completely fits on this creature for each knickknack counter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.
Creature - Elemental
Tchotchke Elemental (unf) 158

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Enchantment

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Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
Animate Library
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Library (ust) 26
Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Cardboard Carapace
Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Enchantment - Aura
Cardboard Carapace (ugl) 54
Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Ineffable Blessing
As this enchantment enters, choose Flavorful or Bland.
• Flavorful — Whenever a creature you control with flavor text enters, draw a card.
• Bland — Whenever a creature you control without flavor text enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
Ineffable Blessing (ust) 113a
Loose Lips
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Loose Lips (unh) 36
Name Dropping
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Enchantment
Name Dropping (unh) 105
Psychic Network
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
Enchantment
Psychic Network (ugl) 26
Sorry
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.
Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Sorry (ugl) 27
Sorry
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.
Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Sorry (ugl) 27
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29

Enchantment

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Instant

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Denied!
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
Instant
Denied! (ugl) 22
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Side to Side
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Side to Side (unh) 110
Spell Counter
Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Spell Counter (unh) 46
Very Cryptic Command
Choose two —
• Counter target black-bordered spell.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.
• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.
Instant
Very Cryptic Command (ust) 49e

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Land

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Ancient Tomb
: Add
. This land deals 2 damage to you.
Land
Ancient Tomb (uma) 236
Barkchannel Pathway
: Add
.
Land
Barkchannel Pathway // Tidechannel Pathway (khm) 251Barkchannel Pathway // Tidechannel Pathway (khm) 251
Boseiju, Who Endures
: Add
.
Channel —
, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs
less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land
Boseiju, Who Endures (neo) 266
Breeding Pool
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Forest
Breeding Pool (eoe) 251
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (soc) 129
Dreamroot Cascade
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Dreamroot Cascade (sos) 254
Flooded Grove
: Add
.
,
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Flooded Grove (soc) 373
Flooded Strand
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Flooded Strand (mh3) 220
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (hob) 198
Hedge Maze
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
Land - Island Forest
Hedge Maze (mkm) 262
Hinterland Harbor
This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.
: Add
or
.
Land
Hinterland Harbor (soc) 381
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (hob) 195
Misty Rainforest
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Misty Rainforest (mh2) 250
R&D's Secret Lair
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Legendary Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135
Reflecting Pool
: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
Land
Reflecting Pool (clb) 358
Rejuvenating Springs
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Rejuvenating Springs (cmm) 424
Strip Mine
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
Land
Strip Mine (sld) 472
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Tropical Island
(
: Add
or
.)
Land - Island Forest
Tropical Island (2ed) 284
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Watermarket
: Add
. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
Land
Watermarket (ust) 166
Willowrush Verge
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only if you control a Forest or an Island.
Land
Willowrush Verge (dft) 270
Windswept Heath
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Windswept Heath (mh3) 235
Yavimaya Coast
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Yavimaya Coast (soc) 425

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Sorcery

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Double Play
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Double Play (ugl) 55
Flock of Rabid Sheep
Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.
Sorcery
Flock of Rabid Sheep (ugl) 57
Gerrymandering
Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.
Sorcery
Gerrymandering (ugl) 59
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
Sorcery
Phone a Friend (unf) 55
Pie-Eating Contest
As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Sorcery
Pie-Eating Contest (unf) 151
Selfie Preservation
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Sorcery
Selfie Preservation (ust) 119

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Summon

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Old Fogey
Phasing, cumulative upkeep
, echo
, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Summon - Dinosaur
Old Fogey (und) 67

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Sideboard

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Blacker Lotus
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Blacker Lotus (ugl) 70
Cardboard Carapace
Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Enchantment - Aura
Cardboard Carapace (ugl) 54

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31 mana - 26 cards
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33 pips - 23 cards
29 mana - 24 cards
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9 mana - 7 cards
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