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Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ust) 127

Commander

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Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127

Artifact

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Xenosquirrels
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
Creature - Squirrel Alien
Xenosquirrels (unf) 96

Counters

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Curious Killbot
Creature Artifact - Killbot
Curious Killbot (ust) 145a
Deadhead
: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
Creature - Zombie
Deadhead (ugl) 30
Devil K. Nevil
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
Legendary Creature - Devil Performer
Devil K. Nevil (unf) 249
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Goblin Cruciverbalist
Haste
When this creature enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever this creature attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.
Creature - Wizard Goblin Guest
Goblin Cruciverbalist (unf) 110
Goblin Haberdasher
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Creature - Goblin Hatificer
Goblin Haberdasher (und) 51
Goblin Mime
When you speak, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime (unh) 78
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (ust) 58
Hurloon Wrangler
Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Wrangler (ugl) 46
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Mother of Goons
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.
Creature - Human Cleric
Mother of Goons (unh) 59
Non-Human Cannonball
When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Non-Human Cannonball (unf) 115
Old-Fashioned Vampire
Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
Creature - Vampyre
Old-Fashioned Vampire (ust) 62
Orcish Paratroopers
When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Orcish Paratroopers (unh) 83
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Skull Saucer
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.
Creature - Zombie Head
Skull Saucer (und) 44
Three-Headed Goblin
Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)
Creature - Goblin Mutant
Three-Headed Goblin (ust) 99

Creature

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Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
,
: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
Instant
Scooch (unf) 91
Strength-Testing Hammer
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Strength-Testing Hammer (unf) 193

Draw

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Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
Hazmat Suit (Used)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.
Enchantment - Aura
Hazmat Suit (Used) (ust) 57
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ust) 63
Ow
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Enchantment
Ow (ugl) 36

Enchantment

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Stop That
Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Stop That (unh) 63
Trigger Happy
Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
Instant
Trigger Happy (unf) 125

Instant

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Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (unf) 238
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (unf) 243
Nearby Planet
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay
.
Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 484
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (unf) 237
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199

Land

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Monoxa, Midway Manager
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Legendary Creature - Vampire Employee
Monoxa, Midway Manager (unf) 265
One-Clown Band
: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
One-Clown Band (unf) 117

Pump

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Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Mad Science Fair Project
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Artifact
Mad Science Fair Project (ust) 154
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123★
Organ Harvest
Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add
.
Sorcery
Organ Harvest (ugl) 35
Park Map
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact
Park Map (unf) 190
Ticket Turbotubes
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194

Ramp

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Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Handcuffs
As this enchantment enters, choose a player.
When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.
Enchantment
Handcuffs (ugl) 32
Jalum Grifter
,
: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Kill! Destroy!
Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Kill! Destroy! (unh) 58
Pointy Finger of Doom
,
: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Punctuate
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
Instant
Punctuate (unh) 84
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92

Removal

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Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Subcontract
A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Sorcery
Subcontract (ust) 73
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service (ugl) 53

Sorcery

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Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (und) 84

Tokens

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Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (und) 36

Tutor

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3 mana - 3 cards
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3 mana - 3 cards
33 pips - 25 cards
25 mana - 24 cards
23 pips - 20 cards
23 mana - 23 cards
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3 mana - 3 cards
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4 mana - 3 cards
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