{"ops":[{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Tonight, for one night only: beautiful women, questionable hospitality, gratuitous bloodshed, and several supporting actors who will not survive the third act. Please remain seated during the feeding scenes. Olivia Voldaren has locked the doors."},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"🎬 Tonight's Feature: She Bites, She Steals, She Sacrifices"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Led by "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Olivia Voldaren"},{"insert":", this Rakdos Vampire aristocrats deck is a gothic creature feature with one simple rule: "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"if Olivia likes your creature, it is now a Vampire. If she really likes it, it is now hers."},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Opening Credits — Drinks Are on the House:"},{"insert":"\nSet the scene with "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Sol Ring"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arcane Signet"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Rakdos Signet"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Talisman of Indulgence"},{"insert":", while "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Night's Whisper"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Anje Falkenrath"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Morbid Opportunist"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Deadly Dispute"},{"insert":" keep the script moving. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Voldaren Epicure"},{"insert":" supplies the refreshments, and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Pawn of Ulamog"},{"insert":" makes sure even dead cast members leave something useful behind.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Supporting Cast — Mostly Expendable:"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Bloodghast"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Oathsworn Vampire"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Falkenrath Forebear"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Ophiomancer"},{"insert":" provide repeat victims for "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Viscera Seer"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Bloodthrone Vampire"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Bloodflow Connoisseur"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Yahenni"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Falkenrath Aristocrat"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Phyrexian Tower"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"High Market"},{"insert":". Meanwhile "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Blood Artist"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Vengeful Bloodwitch"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Kalastria Highborn"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arnyn"},{"insert":" make every death somebody else's problem.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Olivia Takes the Lead:"},{"insert":"\nOlivia bites creatures into Vampires, grows larger, then steals her favorites. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Heartstone"},{"insert":" makes her hobbies cheaper; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Battlemage's Bracers"},{"insert":" doubles the fun. Stolen creatures can conveniently disappear into a sacrifice outlet before anybody asks for them back. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Basilisk Collar"},{"insert":" changes the genre entirely: sometimes Olivia doesn't kidnap the victim—she just kills them.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Third Act Gets Messy:"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Meathook Massacre"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Blasphemous Act"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Living Death"},{"insert":" turn crowded boards into crime scenes. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Olivia, Crimson Bride"},{"insert":" brings cast members back for an encore, while "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Cordial Vampire"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Blade of the Bloodchief"},{"insert":" reward the survivors. 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Olivia is powerful but mana-hungry and removal-prone, and a few roles are deliberately cast for aesthetics over ruthless efficiency—because "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Creepy Puppeteer"},{"insert":" belongs in this movie whether the critics approve or not.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"There may be survivors. Olivia considers this a production error."},{"insert":"\n"}]}