Kelpieskelp
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MacCready, Lamplight Mayor
Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Commander
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Drain
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Commissar Severina Raine
Leading from the Front — Whenever Commissar Severina Raine attacks, each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
Summary Execution — , Sacrifice another creature: You gain 2 life and draw a card.
Summary Execution — , Sacrifice another creature: You gain 2 life and draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Enduring Innocence
Lifelink
Whenever one or more other creatures you control with power 2 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
When Enduring Innocence dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)
Whenever one or more other creatures you control with power 2 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
When Enduring Innocence dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)
Creature Enchantment - Sheep Glimmer
Draw
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Evasion
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Unstoppable Slasher
Deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up.
When this creature dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up.
When this creature dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.
Creature - Zombie Assassin
Finisher
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Land
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Lifegain
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Teferi's Protection
Until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. All permanents you control phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. They phase in before you untap during your untap step.)
Exile Teferi's Protection.
Exile Teferi's Protection.
Instant
Protection
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Ramp
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Lurrus of the Dream-Den
Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for as a sorcery.)
Lifelink
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
Lifelink
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
Legendary Creature - Cat Nightmare
Sevinne's Reclamation
Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Sorcery
Recursion
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Removal
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Gary Clone
Squad (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Whenever this creature attacks, each creature you control named Gary Clone gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever this creature attacks, each creature you control named Gary Clone gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Citizen
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{"ops":[{"insert":"I didnt realize how much of a combo this would be and i think the name fits perfectly. inspired from the channel dead meat a little baby shit child or demon child is the kid in horror movies that always wants to mess something up either ending up with someone or them being killed think of the old game lucius where u play as the antichrist but as a little kid. this build was meant to encaspulate that with being a total prick destroying the board and chunking health but no one being able to do anything cuz you wouldnt punch a child? even if u could heres 25 2/2 men\n\nmain cards:\nunstoppable slasher: if gets a single hit in chops off half of the players health bar, good thing that can only happen once per turn right?\nStreetwise lookout: oh dear god it happens again and theres nothing you can do about it\nmacready: yeah there is nothing you can do about it.\n\nadded with fluffing being soilders to have for consistant damage and added plenty to make things hex proof and make you as safe as possible with plenty to make sure your stuff gets out\nnever play passively you can do whatever you want so \nhave fun little baby shit child\n\n\n"}]}