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Mr. House, President and CEO
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token.
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: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Human
Mr. House, President and CEO (pip) 535

Commander

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Game of Chaos
Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you gain 1 life and target opponent loses 1 life, and you decide whether to flip again. If you lose the flip, you lose 1 life and that opponent gains 1 life, and that player decides whether to flip again. Double the life stakes with each flip.
Sorcery
Game of Chaos (5ed) 232
Mana Clash
You and target opponent each flip a coin. Mana Clash deals 1 damage to each player whose coin comes up tails. Repeat this process until both players' coins come up heads on the same flip.
Sorcery
Mana Clash (9ed) 203
Prisoner's Dilemma
Each opponent secretly chooses silence or snitch, then the choices are revealed. If each opponent chose silence, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 4 damage to each of them. If each opponent chose snitch, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 8 damage to each of them. Otherwise, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 12 damage to each opponent who chose silence.
Flashback
Sorcery
Prisoner's Dilemma (mkc) 34

Burn

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Delina, Wild Mage
Whenever Delina attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20.
1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this token."
15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.
Legendary Creature - Elf Shaman
Delina, Wild Mage (afr) 138

Copy

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Celebr-8000
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185

Counters

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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
Creature - The Biggest Baddest Nastiest
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 28
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Creature Scariest Ever See You'll
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 29
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Big Boa Constrictor
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Snake
Big Boa Constrictor (ust) 51
Deadbeat Attendant
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Vampire Employee
Deadbeat Attendant (unf) 69
Dissatisfied Customer
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Dissatisfied Customer (unf) 358
Draconian Gate-Bot
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
Creature Artifact - Robot
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Goblin Blastronauts
When this creature enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Creature - Goblin Employee
Goblin Blastronauts (unf) 109
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
Inhumaniac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.
Creature - Brainiac
Inhumaniac (und) 41
Jumbo Imp
Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.
Creature - Imp
Jumbo Imp (und) 42
Line Cutter
When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
Line Cutter (unf) 80
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Poultrygeist
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Bird Spirit
Poultrygeist (und) 43
Quick Fixer
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Azra Employee
Quick Fixer (unf) 85
Rad Rascal
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Devil Employee
Rad Rascal (unf) 121
Ride Guide
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Human Employee
Ride Guide (unf) 24
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Soul Swindler
As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, this creature has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Demon Employee
Soul Swindler (unf) 93

Creature

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Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack —
: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle —
: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz —
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: Draw a card.
Artifact
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle (ust) 141
Discourtesy Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Vampire Employee
Discourtesy Clerk (unf) 70
Hostile Negotiations
Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.
Instant
Hostile Negotiations (bro) 105
Priority Boarding
Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.
Enchantment
Priority Boarding (unf) 119
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
Instant
Scooch (unf) 91
The Deck of Many Things
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: Roll a d20 and subtract the number of cards in your hand. If the result is 0 or less, discard your hand.
1—9 | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
10—19 | Draw two cards.
20 | Put a creature card from any graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When that creature dies, its owner loses the game.
Legendary Artifact
The Deck of Many Things (afr) 241
The Toymaker's Trap
At the beginning of your upkeep, secretly choose a number between 1 and 5 that hasn't been chosen. If you do, an opponent guesses which number you chose, then you reveal the number you chose. If they guessed wrong, they lose life equal to the number they guessed and you draw a card. If they guessed right, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
The Toymaker's Trap (who) 677
Wheel of Misfortune
Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Sorcery
Wheel of Misfortune (cmr) 211

Draw

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Another Night in Vegas
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Another Night in Vegas (unk) RB14

Enchantment

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The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2

Finisher

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Barry's Land
: Add
.
Basic Land - Cloud
Barry's Land (cmb2) 113
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (sld) 257
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (sld) 254
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (sld) 256
Terramorphic Expanse
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Terramorphic Expanse (sld) 585

Land

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1

Lifegain

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Agility Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
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: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Agility Bobblehead (pip) 126
Charisma Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Charisma Bobblehead (pip) 130
Endurance Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Endurance Bobblehead (pip) 132
Intelligence Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Intelligence Bobblehead (pip) 134
Luck Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
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: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Luck Bobblehead (pip) 135
Perception Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
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: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Perception Bobblehead (pip) 139
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (sld) 1664
Strength Bobblehead
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Artifact - Bobblehead
Strength Bobblehead (pip) 143

Ramp

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"Lifetime" Pass Holder
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder (unf) 79
Revivify
Roll a d20 and add the number of creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
1—14 | Return all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn to your hand.
15+ | Return those cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Instant
Revivify (afc) 10

Recursion

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Attempted Murder
Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Sorcery
Attempted Murder (plst) UNF-66
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Black Hole
Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.
Sorcery
Black Hole (unf) 67
Choice of Damnations
Target opponent chooses a number. You may have that player lose that much life. If you don't, that player sacrifices all but that many permanents of their choice.
Sorcery - Arcane
Choice of Damnations (sok) 62
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Saw in Half
Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
Instant
Saw in Half (unf) 88
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
Slight Malfunction
Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
Sorcery
Slight Malfunction (unf) 123

Removal

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Step Right Up
Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Sorcery
Step Right Up (unf) 94

Sorcery

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Thieves' Auction
Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.
Sorcery
Thieves' Auction (plst) MMQ-218

Theft

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Circuits Act
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Clowning Around
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Comet
Comet, Stellar Pup (mb2) 79
Complaints Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature - Beast Employee Sloth
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81

Tokens

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Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Balloon Stand (unf) 200a
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Bounce Chamber (unf) 201a
Bumper Cars
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Artifact - Attraction
Bumper Cars (unf) 202a
Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Artifact - Attraction
Clown Extruder (unf) 204a
Concession Stand
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Artifact - Attraction
Concession Stand (unf) 205a
Foam Weapons Kiosk
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211a
Fortune Teller
Visit — Scry 1.
Artifact - Attraction
Fortune Teller (unf) 212a
Gift Shop
Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Artifact - Attraction
Gift Shop (unf) 214a
Hall of Mirrors
Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.
Artifact - Attraction
Hall of Mirrors (unf) 216a
Information Booth
Visit — Draw a card.
Artifact - Attraction
Information Booth (unf) 218a
Kiddie Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Kiddie Coaster (unf) 219a
Memory Test
When this Attraction enters, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turns those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Memory Test (unf) 221a
Pick-a-Beeble
Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223a
Push Your Luck
Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize Shuffle the revealed cards into your library.
Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Push Your Luck (unf) 224a
Roller Coaster
Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Roller Coaster (unf) 225a
Spinny Ride
Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.
Artifact - Attraction
Spinny Ride (unf) 227a
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)
Artifact - Attraction
Trash Bin (unf) 232a

Attraction

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Deck Info

Deck stats

11 pips - 10 cards
18 mana - 18 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 8 cards
44 pips - 27 cards
19 mana - 19 cards
21 pips - 15 cards
18 mana - 18 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 8 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 2 cards
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