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Commander

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Golos, Tireless Pilgrim
When Golos enters, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Scout
Golos, Tireless Pilgrim (m20) 226

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Artifact

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Rod of Spanking
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: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127

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Creature

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_____
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature - Shapeshifter
_____ (unh) 23
Bloodletter
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Zombie
Bloodletter (unh) 50
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Frankie Peanuts
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Elephant
Frankie Peanuts (und) 5
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Greater Morphling
: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap this creature.
Creature - Shapeshifter
Greater Morphling (unh) 34
Magical Hacker
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Magical Hacker (unh) 37
Man of Measure
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Knight
Man of Measure (unh) 18
Orcish Paratroopers
When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Orcish Paratroopers (unh) 83
Question Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of this creature?
Creature - Elemental?
Question Elemental? (unh) 43
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. (und) 26
Six-y Beast
As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice this creature after it enters.
Creature - Beast
Six-y Beast (und) 56
Tainted Monkey
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature - Monkey
Tainted Monkey (unh) 64

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Draw

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Loose Lips
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Loose Lips (unh) 36
My First Tome
,
: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
The Deck of Many Things
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: Roll a d20 and subtract the number of cards in your hand. If the result is 0 or less, discard your hand.
1—9 | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
10—19 | Draw two cards.
20 | Put a creature card from any graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When that creature dies, its owner loses the game.
Legendary Artifact
The Deck of Many Things (afr) 241

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Enchantment

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Ambiguity
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Enchantment
Ambiguity (unh) 24
Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, this enchantment deals 3 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire (ugl) 40
Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Ricochet
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
Enchantment
Ricochet (ugl) 50
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29

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Finisher

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Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 295

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Instant

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Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
Save Life
Choose one —
• Target player gains 2½ life.
• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Save Life (unh) 19
Stop That
Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Stop That (unh) 63

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Planeswalker

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Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

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Protection

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Pramikon, Sky Rampart
Flying, defender
As Pramikon enters, choose left or right.
Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.
Legendary Creature - Wall
Pramikon, Sky Rampart (c19) 47

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (soc) 127
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Burgeoning
Whenever an opponent plays a land, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Enchantment
Burgeoning (plst) STH-102
Commander's Sphere
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact
Commander's Sphere (ecc) 139
Cultivate
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Cultivate (soc) 265
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.
Creature Enchantment - Dryad Nymph
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove (m3c) 225
Exploration
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Enchantment
Exploration (dmr) 159
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Keeper of the Accord
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more creatures than you, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Creature - Human Soldier
Keeper of the Accord (pip) 164
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (soc) 128
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (ugl) 68

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Removal

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Chaos Confetti
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: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Chaos Orb
,
: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.
Artifact
Chaos Orb (2ed) 236
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Jalum Grifter
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: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Devil
Jalum Grifter (ugl) 47
Pointy Finger of Doom
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: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artifact
Pointy Finger of Doom (und) 81
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Warp World
Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.
Sorcery
Warp World (plst) RAV-150

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Sorcery

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Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Falling Star
Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
Sorcery
Falling Star (leg) 145
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40

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Stax

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Omen Machine
Players can't draw cards.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a land card, the player puts it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, the player casts it without paying its mana cost if able.
Artifact
Omen Machine (nph) 148
Zur's Weirding
Players play with their hands revealed.
If a player would draw a card, they reveal it instead. Then any other player may pay 2 life. If a player does, put that card into its owner's graveyard. Otherwise, that player draws a card.
Enchantment
Zur's Weirding (plst) 8ED-116

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Tutor

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Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23

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Sideboard

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Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (und) 17
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.
Creature - Bird
Carnivorous Death-Parrot (und) 19
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Enter the Dungeon
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Enter the Dungeon (und) 36
Get a Life
Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.
Instant
Get a Life (ugl) 4
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 39
Kill! Destroy!
Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Kill! Destroy! (unh) 58
Knife and Death
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
Sorcery
Knife and Death (unf) 77
Meddling Kids
As this creature enters, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature - Human Child
Meddling Kids (unh) 118
Once More with Feeling
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.
DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
Sorcery
Once More with Feeling (ugl) 11
Prismatic Wardrobe
Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.
Sorcery
Prismatic Wardrobe (ugl) 12
Progenitus
Protection from everything
If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
Legendary Creature - Avatar Hydra
Progenitus (pfdn) 244s
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Smart Ass
Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature - Wizard Donkey
Smart Ass (unh) 45
Spell Counter
Counter target spell.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Spell Counter (unh) 46
The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2
Vile Bile
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Ooze
Vile Bile (unh) 65
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

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Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (pal04) 14
Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ulst) 43
Minds Aglow
Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player draws X cards, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
Sorcery
Minds Aglow (cmm) 105
Standstill
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
Enchantment
Standstill (ody) 102

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Deck Info

Deck stats

15 pips - 12 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
24 pips - 16 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
7 pips - 6 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
16 pips - 13 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
7 pips - 6 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
2 mana - 1 card
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