Michelangelo, On the Scene

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking.)
Michelangelo enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each land you control.
When Michelangelo dies, return this card to your hand.

Ooze Spill

Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Endless Foot Assault

Squad {1}{W} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {1}{W} any number of times. When this enchantment enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.

Armaggon, Future Shark

Flash
When Armaggon enters, destroy up to three target creatures.

Broadcast Takeover

Gain control of all artifacts your opponents control until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Renet, Temporal Apprentice

Flash
When Renet enters, return each other nonland permanent that entered this turn to its owner's hand.

Retro-Mutation

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities. (It also loses all other creature types.)