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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Legendary Creature - Advisor Alien Guest

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Commander

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Blink

Qty: 9 Price: $124.41

Blur

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Draw a card.

Instant

$0.69 $0.36 $0.35

Conjurer's Closet

At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Artifact

$9.99 $6.75 $5.93

Displace

Exile up to two target creatures you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Instant

$2.49 $4.69 $0.93

Displacer Kitten

Avoidance — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile up to one target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature - Beast Cat

$47.99 $32.89 $31.26

Ghostly Flicker

Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.

Instant

$8.99 $6.27 $6.51

Panharmonicon

If an artifact or creature entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Artifact

$17.99 $12.20 $11.15

Planar Incision

Exile target artifact or creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$0.69 $0.36 $0.20

Teferi's Time Twist

Exile target permanent you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. If it enters as a creature, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Instant

$0.59 $0.32 $0.15

Thassa, Deep-Dwelling

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

: Tap another target creature.

Legendary Creature Enchantment - God

$34.99 $27.87 $26.52

Blink

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Copy

Qty: 1 Price: $8.49

Helm of the Host

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary. That token gains haste.
Equip

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

$8.49 $6.41 $4.94

Copy

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Creature

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_____ _____ _____ Trespasser

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.

: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.

Creature - Human Rogue Guest

$0.49 $0.17 $0.15

_____-o-saurus

Trample
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature - Dinosaur Alien

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Baaallerina

Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Creature - Sheep Performer

$0.49 $0.11 $0.15

Bioluminary

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Merfolk Performer

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Blorbian Buddy

Trample

: You get

(a ticket counter).

Creature - Alien Guest

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Chicken Troupe

Ward

(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays

.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Bird Performer

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Clandestine Chameleon

When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.

Creature - Lizard Guest

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Glitterflitter

Flying
When Glitterflitter enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Faerie Performer

$0.49 $0.08 $0.15

Grabby Tabby

This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature - Cat Guest

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Lineprancers

When Lineprancers enters, you get

, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.

: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.

Creature - Centaur Performer

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Prize Wall

Defender

: You get

: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature - Wall

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Stiltstrider

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature - Rhino Performer

$0.35 $0.04 $0.15

Ticketomaton

When Ticketomaton enters, you get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact - Robot

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Wicker Picker

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker

. (You may pay an additional

as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get

, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Creature Artifact - Scarecrow Guest

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Creature

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Draw

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Dour Port-Mage

Whenever one or more other creatures you control leave the battlefield without dying, draw a card.

: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Creature - Wizard Frog

$4.99 $2.94 $2.06

Enter the Enigma

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Nerd Rage

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, draw two cards.
Enchanted creature has "You have no maximum hand size" and "Whenever this creature attacks, if you have ten or more cards in hand, it gets +10/+10 until end of turn."

Enchantment - Aura

$3.49 $2.36 $1.51

Strength-Testing Hammer

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$1.79 $1.20 $0.66

The Reality Chip

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Reconfigure

(

: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Legendary Creature Artifact - Equipment Jellyfish

$9.99 $8.13 $7.23

Wizard Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
You have no maximum hand size.

: Level 2
When this Class becomes level 2, draw two cards.

: Level 3
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Enchantment - Class

$4.99 $3.26 $2.90

Wizards of the _____

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature - Human Wizard Performer

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Draw

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Instant

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Unlawful Entry

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

$0.49 $0.12 $0.15

Instant

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $393.73

Barkchannel Pathway

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Land

Barkchannel Pathway // Tidechannel Pathway (slu) 11

$13.99 $11.72 $10.78

Breeding Pool

(

: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Island Forest

$13.99 $9.23 $8.71

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$24.99 $21.12 $21.13

Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$2.29 $1.45 $1.06

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$8.49 $8.81 $6.13

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.25 $0.19

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$13.99 $18.14 $14.21

Rejuvenating Springs

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$9.99 $9.61 $8.33

Sodden Verdure

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Island Forest

$0.79 $0.31 $0.26

Tropical Island

(

: Add

Land - Island Forest

$---- $---- $----

Vineglimmer Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Island card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.26 $0.15

Willowrush Verge

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Forest or an Island.

Land

$8.49 $4.90 $4.06

Yavimaya Coast

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$0.69 $0.32 $0.20

Land

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Protection

Qty: 3 Price: $34.97

Fog

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant

$0.99 $1.31 $1.42

Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

$29.99 $26.57 $25.01

Propaganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays

for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment

$3.99 $2.14 $2.11

Protection

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Pump

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Unnatural Growth

At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn.

Enchantment

$4.49 $3.84 $3.04

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 16 Price: $552.82

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.43 $0.37

Coiling Oracle

When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

Creature - Elf Druid Snake

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Command Performance

Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get

.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.21 $0.15

Commander's Sphere

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.38 $0.15

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.46 $0.36

Done for the Day

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get

or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Elvish Mystic

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$59.99 $69.73 $60.43

Fyndhorn Elves

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$2.99 $1.81 $1.45

Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.49 $0.34 $0.27

Llanowar Elves

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$329.99 $219.39 $206.30

Peregrine Drake

Flying
When this creature enters, untap up to five lands.

Creature - Drake

$23.99 $16.88 $16.56

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$79.99 $86.13 $81.27

Sword of Hearth and Home

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from white.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put both cards onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$24.99 $23.20 $20.52

Talisman of Curiosity

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$4.99 $4.77 $3.18

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$20.99 $17.89 $12.55

Ticket Turbotubes

: Add one mana of any color.

: You get

(a ticket counter).

Artifact

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $2.79

Eternal Witness

When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Shaman

$2.79 $2.15 $1.42

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 7 Price: $38.29

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$10.99 $9.42 $10.15

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

$1.49 $0.78 $0.77

Boing!

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

Instant

$0.49 $0.17 $0.15

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$15.99 $16.98 $16.67

Finishing Move

You get

, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Negate

Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$3.99 $1.12 $0.23

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant

$4.99 $3.90 $2.81

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Lessons from Life

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Sorcery

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Stickers

Qty: 10 Price: $8.04

Contortionist Otter Storm

—

: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

— Deathtouch, lifelink

— 5/1

— 3/5

Stickers

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Happy Dead Squirrel

—

: Add

. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.

— Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

— 3/2

— 4/7

Stickers

$0.59 $0.28 $0.25

Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks

— Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.

— Vigilance, reach

— 2/4

— 7/7

Stickers

Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks (sunf) 12

$0.69 $0.66 $0.65

Night Brushwagg Ringmaster

— Menace

— Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

— 2/3

— 10/10

Stickers

$0.49 $0.21 $0.17

Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle

— Whenever this creature attacks, you get

— Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

— 4/2

— 6/9

Stickers

$2.49 $3.06 $2.70

Space Fungus Snickerdoodle

— Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)

— Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)

— 3/2

— 6/8

Stickers

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Trendy Circus Pirate

— Deathtouch

— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

— 5/1

— 3/6

Stickers

$0.35 $0.25 $0.19

Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent

— When this permanent dies, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.

— Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills twice that many cards.

— 2/3

— 7/2

Stickers

$0.59 $0.34 $0.26

Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler

— Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

— Indestructible

— 3/2

— 5/4

Stickers

$1.79 $1.16 $1.04

Yawgmoth Merfolk Soul

— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card.

— When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create five 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens.

— 3/3

— 6/5

Stickers

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Stickers

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $1,201.05

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.69Total Mana Value: 167.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.69Total Mana Value: 167.00

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