Stop hitting yourself • (Dimir Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Jon Irenicus, Shattered One

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed." (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Wizard Elf

$0.49 $0.24 $0.15

Commander

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Creature

Qty: 1 Price: $5.99

Sower of Discord

Flying
As this creature enters, choose two players.
Whenever damage is dealt to one of the chosen players, the other chosen player also loses that much life.

Creature - Demon

$5.99 $4.36 $3.63

Creature

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Draw

Qty: 6 Price: $18.54

Baleful Strix

Flying, deathtouch
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature Artifact - Bird

$7.99 $4.49 $4.41

Coveted Falcon

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, gain control of target permanent you own but don't control.
Disguise

When this creature is turned face up, target opponent gains control of any number of target permanents you control. Draw a card for each one they gained control of this way.

Creature Artifact - Bird

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Curse of Verbosity

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.99 $0.47 $0.44

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Modify Memory

Exchange control of two target creatures controlled by different players. If you control neither creature, draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.20 $0.15

Sygg, River Cutthroat

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a card. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Legendary Creature - Merfolk Rogue

$7.99 $4.04 $4.01

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 5 Price: $4.71

Blighted Agent

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
This creature can't be blocked.

Creature - Human Rogue Phyrexian

$1.29 $1.51 $0.43

Changeling Outcast

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Creature - Shapeshifter

$1.79 $1.71 $0.90

Slither Blade

This creature can't be blocked.

Creature - Rogue Snake

$0.59 $0.29 $0.15

Tormented Soul

This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Creature - Spirit

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Triton Shorestalker

This creature can't be blocked.

Creature - Merfolk Rogue

$0.69 $0.36 $0.26

Evasion

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $60.24

Choked Estuary

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Swamp card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.30 $0.18

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.99 $0.23 $0.19

Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp.

: Add

Land

$2.29 $1.03 $1.01

Homeward Path

: Add

: Each player gains control of all creatures they own.

Land

$15.99 $10.64 $11.46

Island

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Basic Land - Island

$0.49 $0.09 $0.15

Maze of Ith

: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Land

$11.99 $8.82 $8.92

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $5.19 $4.28

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$1.29 $0.46 $0.34

Sunken Hollow

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Island Swamp

$0.59 $0.33 $0.27

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.11 $0.15

Tainted Isle

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$3.99 $1.82 $2.13

Temple of Deceit

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

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Land

$0.59 $0.19 $0.15

Underground River

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$2.99 $1.60 $1.04

Land

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Protection

Qty: 6 Price: $32.64

Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.69 $0.21 $0.15

Crawlspace

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Artifact

$10.99 $8.94 $8.32

Dissipation Field

Whenever a permanent deals damage to you, return it to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

$4.99 $4.04 $3.12

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $4.88 $4.07

Propaganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays

for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment

$4.49 $2.21 $2.39

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$4.99 $2.23 $1.65

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 6 Price: $20.04

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.37 $0.37

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$5.49 $5.39 $2.51

Heartless Summoning

Creature spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Enchantment

$3.99 $1.68 $1.19

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.61 $1.25

Talisman of Dominance

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$2.29 $0.90 $0.92

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.49 $3.37 $2.76

Ramp

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Removal

Qty: 12 Price: $21.64

Aetherize

Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Instant

$0.99 $0.34 $0.33

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$5.99 $2.75 $2.88

Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

$4.49 $1.84 $1.84

Bloodthirsty Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact - Equipment

$0.59 $0.40 $0.47

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$4.99 $2.58 $2.29

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.87 $0.17

Ghoulish Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.69 $0.52 $0.25

Infernal Grasp

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$0.79 $0.30 $0.15

Negate

Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$0.49 $0.14 $0.15

Parasitic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Shifting Grift

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+

— Exchange control of two target creatures.
+

— Exchange control of two target artifacts.
+

— Exchange control of two target enchantments.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.32 $0.15

Wrong Turn

Target opponent gains control of target creature. (If an attacking or blocking creature changes controllers, it's removed from combat.)

Instant

$0.79 $0.42 $0.20

Removal

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Qty: 27 Price: $81.83

Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$4.49 $2.20 $2.09

Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.69 $0.34 $0.15

Demonic Taskmaster

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Desecration Elemental

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever a player casts a spell, sacrifice a creature.

Creature - Elemental

$6.49 $6.06 $3.13

Drinker of Sorrow

This creature can't block.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage, sacrifice a permanent.

Creature - Horror

$4.49 $2.71 $1.43

Ebon Drake

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Drake

$1.49 $1.25 $0.53

Ebonblade Reaper

Whenever this creature attacks, you lose half your life, rounded up.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature - Human Cleric

$8.49 $5.77 $2.83

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature - Eye

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Evil Eye of Urborg

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Creature - Eye

$0.79 $0.30 $0.17

Flesh Reaver

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature or opponent, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Greater Harvester

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a permanent.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature - Horror

$2.49 $2.06 $0.63

Grid Monitor

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$10.99 $7.21 $3.95

Grinning Demon

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.
Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature - Demon

$6.49 $5.81 $3.84

Liege of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.
Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature - Demon

$1.29 $0.75 $0.26

Lord of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.

Creature - Demon

$0.79 $0.40 $0.37

Master of the Feast

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.

Creature Enchantment - Demon

$5.49 $4.51 $2.29

Morkrut Necropod

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice another creature or land.

Creature - Horror Slug

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Painwracker Oni

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature if you don't control an Ogre.

Creature - Demon Spirit

$0.59 $0.17 $0.15

Phyrexian Negator

Trample
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$11.99 $14.43 $6.25

Phyrexian Vatmother

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.69 $0.39 $0.25

Rotting Regisaur

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.

Creature - Dinosaur Zombie

$2.99 $1.56 $1.78

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.99 $1.68 $0.30

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$3.99 $1.50 $1.00

Thought Devourer

Flying
Your maximum hand size is reduced by four.

Creature - Beast

$1.99 $1.39 $1.16

Thought Eater

Flying
Your maximum hand size is reduced by three.

Creature - Beast

$0.69 $1.19 $0.48

Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Yukora, the Prisoner

When Yukora leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all non-Ogre creatures you control.

Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit

$0.69 $0.49 $0.26

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $246.12

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Avg Mana Value: 3.09Total Mana Value: 198.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.09Total Mana Value: 198.00

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