Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11

When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Turtle Power!

Sphere Grid

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Unlock Ability — Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have reach and trample.

Aegis Turtle

Donatello's Technique

Sneak {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Draw two cards.

Fecund Greenshell

Reach
As long as you control ten or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with toughness greater than its power enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

New Generation's Technique

Sneak {2}{G} (You may cast this spell for {2}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Simic Ascendancy

{1}{G}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, put that many growth counters on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has twenty or more growth counters on it, you win the game.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Genghis Frog

Trample
Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Lessons from Life

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Inspiring Call

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Brainstorm

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Flooded Grove

{T}: Add {C}.
{G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.

Colossal Skyturtle

Flying, ward {2}
Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Hidden Hideout

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
{2}, {T}: Target creature you control with a counter on it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Island

Mikey & Don, Party Planners

Ward {2}
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands and cast Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle spells from the top of your library. If you cast a creature spell this way, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Mutational Advantage

Permanents you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to those permanents this turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Yavimaya Coast

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

The Lion-Turtle

Vigilance, reach
When The Lion-Turtle enters, you gain 3 life.
The Lion-Turtle can't attack or block unless there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Auroral Procession

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Longshot Squad

Outlast {1}{G} ({1}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has reach. (A creature with reach can block creatures with flying.)

Dreamroot Cascade

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Waterlogged Grove

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Hardened Scales

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Tuskguard Captain

Outlast {G} ({G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Sodden Verdure

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Ooze Spill

Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Cowabunga!

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Turtle-Duck

{3}: Until end of turn, this creature has base power 4 and gains trample.

Ancient Adamantoise

Vigilance, ward {3}
Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps.
All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead.
When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.

Riptide Turtle

Vineglimmer Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Island card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Baxter, Fly in the Ointment

Whenever Baxter enters or attacks, each creature you control with a counter on it gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Baxter.

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Mutant Chain Reaction

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Turtle Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell.
{3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.

Negate

Weather Maker

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}.
{T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.

Ambling Stormshell

Ward {2}
Whenever this creature attacks, put three stun counters on it and draw three cards. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Whenever you cast a Turtle spell, untap this creature.

Overflowing Basin

The Ooze

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.

Reflecting Pool

{T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.

Punk Frogs

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.)

Inexorable Tide

Whenever you cast a spell, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Ponder

Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.

Forest

Counterspell

Lilysplash Mentor

Reach
{1}{G}{U}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sol Ring

Firdoch Core

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 artifact creature until end of turn.

Simic Signet

Maskwood Nexus

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Ripples of Potential

Proliferate, then choose any number of permanents you control that had a counter put on them this way. Those permanents phase out. (To proliferate, choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there. Treat phased-out permanents and anything attached to them as though they don't exist until their controller's next turn.)

Venus, Torn Between Worlds

Whenever Venus is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on her. (She must survive the damage to get the counters.)
Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Michelangelo, Mutant BFF

Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Merfolk Skydiver

Flying
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{3}{G}{U}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Marcus, Mutant Mayor

Vigilance, trample
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it. If it doesn't, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Spidersilk Armor

Creatures you control get +0/+1 and have reach. (They can block creatures with flying.)

Michelangelo, Game Master

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.

Snapping Voidcraw

Devoid (This card has no color.)
{T}: Add {C}{C}.
{3}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.

Arcane Signet

Turtle Van

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Groundchuck & Dirtbag

Trample
Whenever you tap a land for mana, add {G}.

Donatello, the Brains

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Spring-Leaf Avenger

Ninjutsu {3}{G} ({3}{G}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Quandrix Cultivator

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Snakeskin Veil

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)