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Commander

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Lutri, Pauper Otter
Companion — Your starting deck contains no cards with a silver, gold, orange, or purple expansion symbol. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for
as a sorcery.)
When Lutri, Pauper Otter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Otter
Lutri, Pauper Otter (mb2) 597
Marchesa's Surprise Party
(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone. Before the game, secretly choose one of the following. During your end step, if you meet the condition, you may reveal your choice and turn this card face down. When you do, collect the reward.)
• You've cast three or more spells this turn.
• An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn.
• There are nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Reward — Draw a card.
Conspiracy - Secret Mission
Marchesa's Surprise Party (mb2) 503
Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

Commander

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Stoopid Artifacts

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Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church
Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Shackle
(
: Attach to target creature you don't control. Shackle only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church (mb2) 509
Mirrored Lotus
Reflect
(As this enters, each opponent may pay
. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.)
, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
Mirrored Lotus (cmb2) 107
Mox Poison
: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.
Artifact
Mox Poison (mb2) 608

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Stoopid Creatures

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A Girl and Her Dogs
When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it.
Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.
Creature - Human
A Girl and Her Dogs (mb2) 515
Baneslayer Aspirant
Baneslayer Aspirant gets +3/+3 and has flying, first strike, and lifelink as long as you have one or more emblems.
Creature - Human Soldier
Baneslayer Aspirant (cmb2) 3
Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff
Vigilance
Nimble (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.)
Kithkin you control have thoughtweft. (A creature with thoughtweft has all printed keyword abilities of other creatures you control with thoughtweft.)
Legendary Creature - Archer Kithkin
Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff (mb2) 510
Buried Ogre
You may begin the game with Buried Ogre in your graveyard. If you do, you lose 1 life.
Creature - Zombie Ogre
Buried Ogre (cmb2) 36
Catch of the Day
As Catch of the Day enters the battlefield, choose one for each of the following.
Keyword → Vigilance; ward
; or islandwalk.
Whenever this creature attacks → Scry 2; goad target creature an opponent controls; or tap target creature an opponent controls.
Size → 6/2; 4/4; or 2/6.
Creature - Serpent
Catch of the Day (mb2) 528
Control Win Condition
This spell can't be countered.
Shroud
Control Win Condition's power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you've taken this game. (If this is in your deck, please keep track of your turns. This means you, Mark.)
Creature - Whale
Control Win Condition (cmb2) 19
Everlasting Lich
Everlasting Lich can't block.
Everlasting Lich can't die. (This creature has indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and doesn't go to the graveyard for having 0 toughness.)
Creature - Zombie
Everlasting Lich (cmb2) 41
Frogkin Kidnapper
When Frogkin Kidnapper enters, target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a nonland card from it. Ransom that card. (Exile it. Its owner may pay
at any time to return it to their hand.)
Creature - Rogue Frog
Frogkin Kidnapper (cmb2) 42
Glimpse, the Unthinkable
Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
The name Glimpse, the Unthinkable can't be chosen.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Illusion
Glimpse, the Unthinkable (mb2) 594
Gobland
(Gobland isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "
: Add
.")
Gobland can't block.
Creature Land - Goblin Mountain
Gobland (mb2) 563
High Troller
All targeted spells and abilities cost
less and have their targets chosen randomly.
Creature - Shaman Troll
High Troller (cmb2) 54
Kozilek, Compleated
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference.
Annihinfect (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent for each poison counter they have.)
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Phyrexian
Kozilek, Compleated (mb2) 502
Lifening Elemental
Lifelink
Splice onto instant or sorcery
(As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's abilities to that spell. It's still an instant or sorcery spell.)
Creature - Vampire Elemental
Lifening Elemental (mb2) 547
Lightning Colt
When Lightning Colt enters, it deals 3 damage to any target.
Instant Creature - Horse
Lightning Colt (cmb2) 57
Loopy Lobster
Four-faced (Whenever this becomes tapped, move it to the next stage, or to stage 1 if it's at stage 4.)
Stage 1 — (1/4)
Stage 2 — (4/1) Evolve
Stage 3 — (2/4)
: Loopy Lobster gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
Stage 4 — (4/4) Vigilance.
: Draw 2 cards.
Creature - Lobster
Loopy Lobster (cmb2) 26
Metagamer
Cards in the winning deck(s) of the latest Mythic Championship cost
more to cast.
Creature - Human Advisor
Metagamer (cmb2) 8
Muraganda Eldrazi
Devoid (This card has no color.)
Deworded (This creature counts as having no abilities.)
When you cast this spell, put a primeval counter on target creature. (A creature with a primeval counter loses all abilities and can't gain abilities.)
Creature - Dinosaur Eldrazi
Muraganda Eldrazi (mb2) 519
Omnipresent Impostor
Changeling
Omnipresent Impostor has all card names.
As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards. (For example, if you search for two land cards, you may find Omnipresent Impostor and a land card.)
Basic Creature - Shapeshifter
Omnipresent Impostor (mb2) 504
Phyrexian Seedling
Phyrexian Seedling enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Proliferatelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to proliferate that many times. You proliferate before checking for lethal damage on creatures.)
Creature - Plant Phyrexian
Phyrexian Seedling (mb2) 581
Plain Walker
Plainswalk
Planeswalkerwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a planeswalker.)
Whenever Plain Walker deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, planeswalk. (If you're playing Planechase, proceed to the next plane.)
Creature - Rogue Kithkin
Plain Walker (mb2) 522
Puresteel Angel
Flying, indestructible
When Puresteel Angel enters, exile all artifacts that aren't colorless.
Whenever Puresteel Angel deals combat damage to a player, you get an emblem with "If you would lose the game, instead your life total becomes 20, shuffle your graveyard into your library, you lose all poison counters, and you lose this emblem."
Creature Artifact - Angel
Puresteel Angel (cmb2) 109
Questing Cosplayer
When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has all the abilities of Questing Beast.)
Creature - Human Bard
Questing Cosplayer (mb2) 583
Runed Terror
Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)
Creature Artifact - Elemental Champion
Runed Terror (mb2) 610
Sliv-Mizzet, Hivemind
Slivers you control have flying and "Whenever you draw a card, this creature deals 1 damage to any target" and "
: Draw a card."
Legendary Creature - Dragon Sliver
Sliv-Mizzet, Hivemind (cmb2) 99
Slivdrazi Monstrosity
Eldrazi you control are Slivers in addition to their other types.
Slivers you control have devoid and annihilator 1.
: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add
."
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Sliver
Slivdrazi Monstrosity (cmb2) 102
Squidnapper
When Squidnapper enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom —
and 2 life
Creature - Pirate Squid
Squidnapper (cmb2) 29
Starting Town NPC
Each creature card in your hand has a
Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." (You may cast it as the Adventure for
. Then exile it, and you may cast the creature later from exile.)
Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Creature - Human Peasant
Starting Town NPC (mb2) 585
Subgoyf
Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (Subtypes include but are absolutely not limited to: Plains, Equipment, Aura, Arcane, Jace, Curse, Urza's, Ulamog's, etc.)
Creature Artifact - Lhurgoyf
Subgoyf (mb2) 536
The Colossal Dreadmaw
Trample
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Colossal Dreadmaw. (They become Colossal Dreadmaws.)
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur
The Colossal Dreadmaw (mb2) 573

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Stoopid Emblems

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Essence of Ajani
(As this spell resolves, put it into the command zone.)
Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.
Emblem
Essence of Ajani (mb2) 513

Stoopid Emblems

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Stoopid Enchantments

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A Good Thing
Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.
Enchantment
A Good Thing (cmb2) 86
Alberix, the Trade Planet
Planet (When this permanent enters, exile the top five cards of your library as its resources.)
Trade Routes — At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, put two of Alberix's resources into its owner's hand.
• Exile the top card of your library as a resource.
World Enchantment
Alberix, the Trade Planet (mb2) 525
Animate Spell
Flash
Enchant instant or sorcery spell on the stack
When Animate Spell becomes attached to an instant or sorcery, put that card onto the battlefield under its owner's control. It's a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
When Animate Spell leaves the battlefield, enchanted card's owner sacrifices it unless they cast it.
Enchantment - Aura
Animate Spell (cmb2) 16
Bucket List
Whenever you cast a spell of a type showing on Bucket List, put a counter over that type and draw a card. If all five types on Bucket List have counters over them, sacrifice it and draw one more card.
☐ artifact ☐ creature ☐ enchantment ☐ instant ☐ sorcery
Enchantment
Bucket List (cmb2) 89
Don't Worry About It
Enchant card in your hand (This Aura remains on the battlefield. If you play enchanted card or it otherwise leaves your hand, put this Aura into the graveyard.)
Enchanted card costs
less to cast.
When you cast enchanted card, copy it.
Enchantment - Aura
Don't Worry About It (mb2) 592
Duelists' Convocation International
When Duelists' Convocation International enters the battlefield, choose a 10-digit number at random and write it down.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a mana value with one or more uncrossed digits in the chosen number, cross out one of those digits and draw a card. Then if all ten digits are crossed out, you win the game.
Enchantment
Duelists' Convocation International (mb2) 529
Form of the Mulldrifter
When Form of the Mulldrifter enters, draw two cards.
You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Mulldrifter. (You can still evoke this way. They're Mulldrifters.)
Enchantment Tribal - Elemental
Form of the Mulldrifter (cmb2) 22
Generated Horizons
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Forest land token.
Enchantment
Generated Horizons (cmb2) 75
Growth Charm
Choose one —
• Rampant Growth
• Giant Growth
• Regrowth
Instant
Growth Charm (cmb2) 77
Heart of a Duelist
You may draw cards from anywhere in your library. (You don't get to look at them or reorder them while doing so.)
When Heart of a Duelist enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchantment
Heart of a Duelist (mb2) 530
Liliana's Other Contract
When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Enchantment
Liliana's Other Contract // Liliana's Undead Minion (mb2) 548Liliana's Other Contract // Liliana's Undead Minion (mb2) 548
Mana Abundance
If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.
World Enchantment
Mana Abundance (cmb2) 58
Penumbra Umbra
Enchant creature you control
When Penumbra Umbra is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a token that's a copy of enchanted creature, except the token is black.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)
Enchantment - Aura
Penumbra Umbra (mb2) 580
Planeswalkerificate
Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature is a planeswalker in addition to its other types. Its toughness becomes its loyalty. (You change its toughness to activate loyalty abilities. Damage lowers toughness. Toughness doesn't heal at end of turn.) It can't block and gains the following abilities —
+1: Add
.
−1: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
−X: This planeswalker deals X damage to any target.
Enchantment - Aura
Planeswalkerificate (mb2) 565
Problematic Volcano
When Problematic Volcano enters, it deals 4 damage to any target. Then, starting with you, each player assigns their creatures to the left or right of the volcano. Creatures enter to the left or right of the volcano.
Creatures can't block creatures on the other side of the volcano.
World Enchantment
Problematic Volcano (cmb2) 60
Soulmates
Enchant two creatures
Enchanted creatures each get +1/+1 and have hexproof.
When one of the enchanted creatures dies, destroy the other.
Enchantment - Aura
Soulmates (cmb2) 84
Stack of Paperwork
When Stack of Paperwork enters, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt. You know, like it used to.)
Enchantment
Stack of Paperwork (cmb2) 13
Wisedrafter's Will
Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Draw a card.
, Sacrifice Wisedrafter's Will: Counter target spell.
Enchantment
Wisedrafter's Will (mb2) 539

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Stoopid Instants & Sorceries

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Call from the Grave
Put a random creature from a random graveyard into play under your control. Call from the Grave deals to you an amount of damage equal to that creature's casting cost.
Sorcery
Call from the Grave (mb2) 541
Cleaver Blow
Multicleave
(You may pay an additional
any number of times as you cast this spell. For each time you do, choose a paired set of square brackets and remove the words in between.)
Destroy target [nonblack] creature [with mana value 3 or less] [an opponent controls]. You [and its controller each] draw a card [and lose 2 life]. Create a [tapped] 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Instant
Cleaver Blow (mb2) 542
Common Black Removal
Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —
• Create a Food token.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.
Instant
Common Black Removal (mb2) 543
Do-Over
Restart the turn, except with Do-Over in exile. (First, return all cards to where they were as the turn began. For information from hidden zones like the hand, reconstruct as best you can, and do the rest at random.)
Instant
Do-Over (cmb2) 20
Evil Boros Charm
Choose one —
• Evil Boros Charm deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
• Unblocked attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with lifelink and haste.
Instant
Evil Boros Charm (cmb2) 90
How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy
Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner's hand.
Sorcery
How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy (cmb2) 93
Imaginary Friends
Create three 0/0 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Sorcery - Arcane
Imaginary Friends (cmb2) 7
Indicate
Target permanent.
Sorcery
Indicate (mb2) 501
Jund 'Em Out
Retrace (Sorry, no room for reminder text.)
Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
• Abrupt Decay
• Blightning
• Bloodbraid Elf
• Lightning Bolt
• Liliana of the Veil
• Tarmogoyf
Sorcery
Jund 'Em Out (mb2) 596
Largepox
Each player discards a card, then loses 1 life, then sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, a planeswalker, and a tribal permanent, then exiles a card from their graveyard, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard, then removes a counter from a permanent they control, then gets a poison counter.
Sorcery
Largepox (cmb2) 44
Naturalize 2
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, emblem, or gameplay tracker. (Trackers include play aids such as dungeons, city's blessing, and monarch. When you destroy it, the associated object or designation is removed from the game.)
Instant
Naturalize 2 (mb2) 579
One with Death
You lose the game.
Instant
One with Death (cmb2) 45
Pyromancy 101
Pyromancy 101 deals 1 damage to any target.
Teach
(Then exile this spell taught to a creature you control. For as long as this card remains exiled, that creature has "
: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy for its teach cost.")
Sorcery - Lesson
Pyromancy 101 (mb2) 566
Sarah's Wings
Target creature or player gains flying until end of turn. (Players with flying can't be dealt damage by creatures without flying.)
Instant Tribal - Angel
Sarah's Wings (cmb2) 11
Scaled Destruction
Choose one or more —
• Destroy all small creatures.
• Destroy all medium creatures.
• Destroy all large creatures.
(A small creature has total power and toughness 4 or less, medium is 5—8, and large is 9 or more.)
Sorcery
Scaled Destruction (cmb2) 12
Seek Bolas's Counsel
Choose one at random —
• You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, pay
. If you don't, you lose the game."
• Each player discards their hand.
• Planeswalk to Pools of Becoming. (Once there, you can roll the planar die only if you're playing Planechase.)
• For each opponent, exile cards from the top of their library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.
• Destroy all creatures and non-Bolas planeswalkers.
• You get an emblem with "You can cast nonland cards from your sideboard."
Sorcery
Seek Bolas's Counsel (cmb2) 98
The Grand Tour
Exile target permanent, then put it into its owner's hand. That player discards that card, then puts it on top of their library. Then they put it onto the battlefield.
Instant
The Grand Tour (cmb2) 30
There
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Instant - Lesson
There // They're // Their (mb2) 537
Time Sidewalk
Take an extra turn after this one.
If this card is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, create four Time Walk token cards and shuffle them into your deck.
Sorcery
Time Sidewalk (cmb2) 31
TL;DR
Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)
Instant
TL;DR (mb2) 553
Transcantation
Target instant or sorcery spell becomes a copy of Lightning Bolt. Its controller may choose new targets for it.
Instant
Transcantation (cmb2) 67
Truth or Dare
Target opponent chooses one —
• Truth — That player plays with their hand revealed for the rest of the game.
• Dare — Mill all but the bottom ten cards of that player's library. (To mill, put the top card of that library into its owner's graveyard.)
Sorcery
Truth or Dare (cmb2) 32
Two by Four
Choose one or both —
• Put a base power 4 counter on target creature.
• Put a base toughness 4 counter on target creature.
Instant
Two by Four (mb2) 538
Who's That Praetor?
Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor
Sorcery
Who's That Praetor? (mb2) 506

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Stoopid Lands

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Aggressive Crag
At the beginning of your combat step, tap Aggressive Crag.
: Add
or
.
Land
Aggressive Crag (cmb2) 112
Barry's Land
: Add
.
Basic Land - Cloud
Barry's Land (cmb2) 113
Domesticated Watercourse
Domesticated Watercourse enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
: Until end of turn, Domesticated Watercourse becomes an Equipment artifact with equip
.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Land
Domesticated Watercourse (cmb2) 114
Enchanted Prairie
Enchanted Prairie enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land Enchantment
Enchanted Prairie (cmb2) 115
Fetching Garden
(
: Add
or
.)
Fetching Garden enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.
Land - Plains Forest
Fetching Garden (mb2) 611
Glade of the Pump Spells
(You have to pay
to play this land as your land drop. It's green.)
When Glade of the Pump Spells enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
: Add
.
Land
Glade of the Pump Spells (mb2) 576
Gold Mine
: Add
.
Legacy —
, Mark one of Gold Mine's unmarked nodes: Add one mana of any color.
☐, ☐, ☐, ☐, ☐
Land
Gold Mine (cmb2) 116
Lazotep Archway
Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Eternalize
(
, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie creature and loses all other card types. Eternalize only as a sorcery. And don't forget it still enters tapped!)
Land
Lazotep Archway (mb2) 613
Madlands
Madlands enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Madness
(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, play it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard. You can play a land only during your turn and only if you have an available land play remaining.)
Land
Madlands (mb2) 614
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout
Land casualty 2 (As this land enters, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this land.)
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout (mb2) 615
Noxious Bayou
: Add
or
. You get a poison counter.
Land
Noxious Bayou (cmb2) 118
Omenpath to Naya
Vanishing 4 (This land enters the battlefield with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
: Add
,
, or
.
Land - Omenpath
Omenpath to Naya (mb2) 616
Processing Plant
Processing Plant enters the battlefield tapped.
When Processing Plant enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, untap Processing Plant. Otherwise, exile the top card of each opponent's library.
: Add
,
,
, or
.
Land - Power-Plant Ulamog's
Processing Plant (mb2) 617
Rift
Before drawing your hand, you may start the game with Rift in your opening hand. If you do, draw one fewer card. (Mulligans continue as normal.)
Rift enters tapped.
: Add
.
Legendary Land
Rift (cmb2) 119
Second City
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast your second spell in a turn. When that mana is spent, create a Deep Dish Pizza token. (It's a Food artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life and draw a card.")
Land - Town
Second City (pf25) 4
Slumbering Waterways
Slumbering Waterways enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Flying, vigilance, trample
Land
Slumbering Waterways (mb2) 618
Spaghetti Junction
: Add
.
,
: Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1.
Whenever a Vehicle you control attacks, put a traffic counter on this land.
When this land has eight traffic counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Atlantakul, a legendary 20/20 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 2.
Land
Spaghetti Junction (pf25) 16
Taiga Stadium
Taiga Stadium enters tapped unless you control a white, blue, or black permanent.
: Add
or
.
Land
Taiga Stadium (cmb2) 120
Temur Elevator
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
: Add
,
, or
. If you don't have the city's blessing, you lose 1 life.
Land
Temur Elevator (mb2) 619
The Heron Moon
: Add
.
,
: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library.
Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Then if it has thirteen or more release counters on it, sacrifice it and create a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End. Cast it without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Land
The Heron Moon (mb2) 612
Under-Construction Skyscraper
Level up
(
: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)
: Add
.
LEVEL 1-7
: Add
,
,
, or
.
LEVEL 8+
: Add
,
,
, or
. Scry 1.
Land
Under-Construction Skyscraper (mb2) 620
Value Town
Value Town enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Value Town // Take a Trip to... (mb2) 621
Waste Land
: Add
.
, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token. (It's a land with
: Add
.)
Land
Waste Land (cmb2) 121

Stoopid Lands

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Stoopid Planeswalkers

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Kaya, Ghost Haunter
0: Exile Kaya, Ghost Haunter haunting target creature for as long as that creature remains on the battlefield.
−1: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to the owner of target haunted creature."
−2: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of target haunted creature for as long as it remains haunted."
Legendary Planeswalker - Kaya
Kaya, Ghost Haunter (cmb2) 94
Personal Decoy
Personal Decoy enters with a number of loyalty counters on it equal to your life total. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. You can't be attacked.
+1: You gain 1 life.
−4: Draw a card.
Planeswalker - Duck
Personal Decoy (cmb2) 96
Tibalt the Chaotic
+1: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Ignorant Bliss, Crack the Earth, Blazing Volley.
−3: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Seething Song, Dance with Devils, Flamebreak.
−6: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Hellion Eruption, Insurrection, Warp World.
Legendary Planeswalker - Tibalt
Tibalt the Chaotic (cmb2) 66
Wrenn and One
+1: Wrenn and One gains "
: Add
" until your next turn.
−1: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
−4: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add
for each creature you control."
Planeswalker Land - Wrenn
Wrenn and One (mb2) 588

Stoopid Planeswalkers

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Sideboard

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Can't Quite Recall
Forbidden (This card can't be in your starting deck. Yes, you read that right. You need to figure out a way to get it into the game without it being in your deck.)
Target player draws three cards.
Instant
Can't Quite Recall (mb2) 527

Sideboard

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Deck Info

Deck stats

21 pips - 18 cards
22 mana - 18 cards
39 pips - 29 cards
20 mana - 18 cards
29 pips - 19 cards
22 mana - 18 cards
25 pips - 19 cards
23 mana - 20 cards
17 pips - 14 cards
26 mana - 20 cards
3 pips - 2 cards
17 mana - 12 cards
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